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What makes orks great?
Noah Sullivan
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Ayden Rogers
They've won 40k, by virtue of existing. Turns out the secret to success in the grim darkness of the far future is not giving a fuck.
Lucas Garcia
Fun in a setting that is otherwise mostly edge.
'The Beast' was a laughable attempt to make the Orks super dark for nu40k's 'Nobledark' makeover, but they can't surpress true Orkiness that easily.
Dylan Anderson
Okay, let's be honest. Orks are only fun because we're looking in from outside. If we were in there with the nine foot tall fungal murder machines that don't really understand death and literally live to fight, they'd be fucking terrifying.
William Wright
Thats the best part.
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John Walker
Guardsmen are always losing their shit laughing as they watch charging Orks start squabbling amongst themselves
Luke Morris
Finding ways of turning grim killing into humorous antics?
Isaiah Flores
>they'd be fucking terrifying.
Absolutely.
So would standing next to the track in the middle of a NASCAR crash. Doesn't mean its not entertaining for those watching on TV.
Levi Thomas
They're green.
Brody Gomez
>orks are cars
EUROBEAT JDM TUNER MOUNTAIN ROAD NIGHT DRIFTING SPEED FREAKS ARMY WHEN
Kayden Clark
This guy gets it. Orks idea of “fun” is turning an imperial prison world into a massive fighting pit and getting how long the prisoners can survive against whatever they throw in there. Their idea of “fun” is setting people on fire and laughing at their agonized death wails as they desperately flop around.
Orks are fucking scary and brutal, “chains of Golgotha” is a perfect example of that.
Brayden Hernandez
What you described are just a mild pranks compared to what other races, including Imperium does. This really changes nothing about their status as a comic relief.
Hudson Barnes
Orks are eternally BTFO. They will never achieve shit in the setting other than jobbing hard to everyone, even nids.
The beast, the biggest scariest ork known in the setting, got blown out on his home world by an imperial force that barely numbered over a million. That’s worse than crusade era Imperium losing to an eldar warhost on terra despite having several legions, primarchs and the emperor present in the battle.
Orks will never be anything other ham distractions from more serious threats, like chaos and Tyranids
Jordan Stewart
user, orks LIVE for jobbing. If they killed everyone else they'd just wind up jobbing to other orks. The only thing they want to do is shoot and chop stuff.
Alexander Price
>the biggest scariest ork known in the setting, got blown out on his home world by an imperial force that barely numbered over a million
But I dont recall Tuska Daemonkilla ever actually returning from the Eye of Terror?
Jeremiah Kelly
Guns, swords, everything that's awesome the orks take as far as possible. They don't stop at "enough" or "reasonable", everything they consider worth doing they do to the extreme, and that's all they care about.
In conclusion, orks are the best, because at some point other races would stop and say "okay, this is going too far now" and never do anything as magnificent as the orks do.
Easton Scott
This
Nathan Moore
BECAUSE THEY THE BIGGEST AND THE BADDEST
Jaxson Cooper
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Grayson King
These. Orkz manage to balance Brutal Killing and fun Sillyness perfectly, laughing in the Face of Grim Darkness and turning the Galaxy into their personal playground. Even at their worst, they’re still less Cruel and horrible than every other faction, save the Blueberries. Also It’s fun to speak Orky and Orkify Copypasta.
Jason Phillips
Wait, what's really not fun about that?
Aaron Stewart
DAKKA AN CHOPPA! AN GREEN IZ BEST!
Jaxson Johnson
You realize that the beast has done better at getting to holy terra then abaddon
They live for jobbing and have already won considering that they are dominate outside of the Milky Way.