My DM yelled at me for trying to set up a concentration camp for elf's in kingmaker :c

My DM yelled at me for trying to set up a concentration camp for elf's in kingmaker :c

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What was your justification?

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You deserved it. You also deserve to be kicked from his game.

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Could you give us a bit more information

What the fuck is Kingmaker?

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I wonder who's behind this post

An adventure series for Pathfinder and one that is being remade into a CRPG by some Russian company.

Sounds more like you were trying to set up a magical realm, you got what you deserved

Did you have an effective reason beyond edginess?
Was it explained as "A concentration camp" or did you use other terms?
Exactly how common are elves on your particular lands? I'm not familiar with the Riverlands setting.

Oh, I love it when people try to do things like that.

It makes it all the better when the uprising begins and the players get their kingdoms absolutely ravaged by druids, wizards, and arcane archers from hell.

I was going for a Hitler crossed with a captain of industry thing with the city building part of the game, so my plan was to blame everything that went wrong on "Those Knife eared forest folk holding back progress", after that I wanted to start gathering up elves and force them to help build expansions for the city and work in the mines plus any other Jobs too dangerous for people.

Also I really fucking hate elfs

Pic unrelated

t. EIDF

That's what you get for playing with millennials

Shit that never happened.

>I hate elves and can't stop being an edgy faggot about it

Not that many actually. Its more humans and fishpeople.

Can't a man have dreams and aspirations without everyone trying to keep him down?

>i hate elves
This is such a fucking stale meme.

>pathfinder
Ugh

If I can't have my dream of my character having a happy family after the adventure because my DM is an edgy faggot that likes bittersweet endings, then you can't either. Suffer.

show me on the diagram where the shitty GM touched you

Trying to turn a game into your magical realm is usually grounds for ejection.

good to see that Marcel is still a fucking cringy edgelord that ruins every game he participates in with his unchecked autism (your brother is not the only one)
I guess that what happens if you still live at your parents house with 30 and without a job and no perspective of ever getting laid.

>ethnic cleansing
>magical realm
i think you know not of what you speak

>holding back progress
I guess that kinda makes sense. Blame the old race that lives in the forests and refuses to join in city building and the affairs of "civilized" folk. I guess the issue is that they aren't actually holding anyone back unless they attack your lumberjacks and foresters. If they keep to themselves, who cares? If they are attacking you, kill them. Trying to enslave them all at once is dreadfully impractical.

Good one, while I do not approve of your anti elf stance, this did make me laugh.

>he's never heard of gorn
>he's never heard of nazisploitation porn
>he's never seen that one weird as fuck Lovecraft visual novel where a bunch of demons hatch from the bodies of dead jews in a Nazi death camp and start fucking each other
Stay new, kiddu.

This is basically the orcs from Warcrafts excuse. Orcs need lumber. Go to elf lands and cut trees. Elves try and stop deforestation. Orcs need to build to not dis in their desert wasteland of a homeland. Now if only their leader had picked a nice lush place instead of a badlands to punish his people for their past sins maybe orcs would be more chill.

That doesn't make any sense though. You're saying that because something HAS porn, that introducing that thing is introducing magical realm. If that's the case, literally EVERYTHING is magical realm.

>subject A exists
>there is tangent subject B which is magical realm
>therefore A is magical realm

i wish i knew the artist
gis only gives the infinite "elf slave wat do" threads

dwarf faggots have to be the most insufferable people on the planet. They are literally one dimension, that dimension being that they hate elves, and nothing else. I would rather play in a party of all human fighters than a dwarf.

You really think elf forced labor and extermination isn't somebody's magical realm?

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Elf hate stuff is pretty much always fetishistic and sexual to some extent.

Had he said 'kender concentration camp' you would be cheering him.

Pussy, just wage war on the fey.

>elf hate stuff is pretty much always fetishistic and sexual
ok what about elf love? is that purely platonic?
by your logic or lack thereof anything within the general orbit of the subject of knife ears is inherently sexual. says more about you than it does about OP

for some of us, elf hate is purely hygienic

But why would you want to play as reverse Hitler? What's the fun of selecting only the untermensch?

That is kinda a shit justification given how many races in fantasy rpg's are forest dwelling.
On top of that if your justification for throwing them into camps is to use them as slaves that is also a shit reason. The biggest problem is the fact they have a longer life span than most races, which means a longer memory.
As a GM probably wouldn't have yelled at you, but that move would have bit you in the ass hard.
Like you seem to have only a basic understanding of pre-WWII europe.
Just sort of doing it for the sake of doing it is not only stupid, but can tremendously backfire.
There are numerous examples of nations who have tried that shit and ended up in a constant state of civil war because of it.

>Like you seem to have only a basic understanding of pre-WWII europe.
Like most edgelords from r/TheDonald?

Thinking elves are interesting is normal. Thinking elves are not interesting is also normal.

Having an extreme reaction to them is weird. They're a made-up species, characterized by being somewhat graceful and effeminate. Loving them is a little embarrassing. Hating them is kinda fucked up. And wanting to force concentration camps and slavery into a game makes you That Guy.

>thinking elves are interesting is normal for baby's first fantasy
>thinking elves are uninteresting is normal for baby's second fantasy
>having an extreme reaction of exasperated hatred is normal for anyone who has had to deal with "My setting has elves, but their DIFFERENT" from every writer, game developer, and shitty unoriginal GM over the past several decades
>wanting to expunge disgusting filth makes you this guy
ftfy

>le blam
>le look le how le funny le I le am

>ok what about elf love? is that purely platonic?

People who like elves can like them for sexual or platonic reasons.

Elf hate, especially the kind that pops up on this board, is almost always based in a fetishistic dominance fantasy. As such it's almost always magical realm material when shoved to the forefront of a game in the way OP intended.

Pretty much, a lot of people forget that Hitler didn't single out anyone race for his camps. If you were not White, Straight, Christian, and not retarded. You would have been sent to the camps. The reason why Jews are so fresh in peoples mind is because his rhetoric would often single them out and Germany had a larger population of them than other minorities.
And Hitler was only able to do what he did, because of huge outside factors both historical and economic.
If OP wanted to actually recreate a authoritarian race based regime, he should have at least started a couple wars with elvish factions or persecuted them for a couple of centuries. Now he just looks like a edgy kid who thinks he understands world history, but only cherry picks what he learned from the latest call of duty.

Reminder that Emps gave the greenlight for bringing Eldar into the Imperium forces as allies and Gillyman is currently taking away the powers of the Inquisition.

Source?

Funny, I got yelled at in our kingmaker game for making a giant wizard tower, panopticon style to spy on everyone in the city and kill criminals from afar with the help of a giant aether lens array.

Putting on simpler words: No one would say "OP did nothing wrong" on posterior years in the setting

Hitler also didn't jump straight to camps. There were a long line of legislative restrictions and rights removal before anything seriously drastic happened. iirc, it started with simply singling out jews and others, then they started chipping away at things like gun rights, freedom of travel, special increased tax rates, seizure of assets, and a bunch of other relatively small measures.

One-Man Mercenary Army

ebin have an upboat XD

You know you need to go back.

That's a very ironic thing for a reddit transplant to say. You weren't even here before 2008, were you?

Ayy this. If this had actually happened, OP would probably be at fault for trying to be an edgy tryhard faggot.
If he didn't know the other people playing, he should have known that being a goddamned Nazi isn't socially acceptable and jokes that boil down to murdering someone's (great?) grandparents are bound to be taken personally.
If you did know the group then either they would have known you were kidding and you would have known if it was going to be taken well.

Don't know what you expected to happen. Learn to read a room you autistic loser.

Fuck that, no half measures! We take the fight to Poseidon himself! Everyone, start stabbing the ocean!

>playing with an Elf DM

OK I laughed

>702x439
>hd-wallpaper

>just because elf traps in chainmail bikinis are SOMETIMES fapbait, doesn't mean they always are xD
Yeah, nice argument kids. Don't think I don't notice you pervs forcing your shit into our games. And don't think I and the other players don't laugh at you behind your backs.

>White
Blacks weren't sent to the camps, some served in the wermacht, SA and SS.

>then they started chipping away at things like gun rights, freedom of travel, special increased tax rates, seizure of assets, and a bunch of other relatively small measures.
Well, for those groups anyway, Hitler made it much easier for the regular German to buy a gun.

What the fuck are you even talking about? The thing in question is concentration camps, not elves.

Is people forcing concentration camps into your game in some kind of fetishy manner a common occurrence for you?

Don't look at me. I'm phoneposting

I think it's abundantly clear by now that the aforementioned impossibility is quite the reverse.

>pathfinder players

....as forced labor.

literally what did he mean by this

I mean the opposite of what you said it is true.

Hitler Youth members got free guns and learned how to use them too.

The only statements that were made were statements ABOUT statements to the posts that were being responded to that inherently do not have opposites since they made no binary assertions, and thus do not have opposites. I suggest enrolling in a course on critical reading and logical reasoning.

"Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered."

Tickle my fuckwhistle, nerdicle.

All military actions are "forced labor. "

Kek

>I punish players for not doing what I like

Before being thrown in front of the advancing 3rd Shock Army and told to die for the Fatherland while their glorious leader got high on meth in his bunker and fucked about marrying his waifu.

May I post this on /r/Veeky Forums, my good sir?

yassss queen slay!
Rocks fall on fascist!

Tbh, my chaotic neutral dwarf I am currently playing is probably my favorite character of all time. I built her as the party face and she's completely insane. It's a nice combination, desu.

I think my players favorite game is the one I ran where I forced them to all be MHF, with random stats prerolled. I tossed the sheets on the table face down and told everyone to grab one and fill in the blanks (weapons, feats, names, etc...).

The bitching was astronomical, but it turned out to be one of their favorite games in the end.

Well, that's settled then; OP is a faggot.

Has anyone run a game in Clichea?

>Start wars
>Divide humanity
>Enforce regressive ideas by being all "muh nature" to humans despite having grand cities themselves and needing to FUCKING CUT DOWN TREES FOR THEIR BOWS AND ARROWS WHICH THEY USE TO KILL ANIMALS TO COLLECT THEIR SKIN AND MEAT
>Racemix with humans, allowing for half elf sleeper agents to subvert the institutions of human society
>Some humans call (((them))) out and cleanse their society so it can be by the people, of the people and for the people once more
>"OY VEY WHY DO THEY PERSECUTE ME SO?! IT'S LIKE ANUDDA INQUISITION, DOSE BASTIDS!"
Fuck off knife ear.

>Start wars
Ape, we end wars
>Divide humanity
Like we need to do something for this
>Enforce regressive ideas by being all "muh nature" to humans despite having grand cities themselves and needing to FUCKING CUT DOWN TREES FOR THEIR BOWS AND ARROWS WHICH THEY USE TO KILL ANIMALS TO COLLECT THEIR SKIN AND MEAT
t. (((Dwarf))) Fortress "Elves" who don't give a fuck about eating meat, like most elves(something they got right)
>Racemix with humans, allowing for half elf sleeper agents to subvert the institutions of human society
Mongrels wish this was true

Fuck off spoon ear, or should I say Urist Goldforgestein

>cutting down trees for their bows
>not growing arrows on arrow-tree
>scratch that, not growing creatures for slaughter in vats
Fucking monkeys
>b-but muh iron
>muh industry
Fucking monkeys.

Virt proves that elf murder can be extremely magical realm.

Before setting up concentration camps you have to do years of prep work to turn the people of the land (good races) against dark elves and dark elf infiltrators (or so-called "surface elves, TOTALLY not bleached drow" (bad race)).

>Did you have an effective reason beyond edginess?
Making a meme thread.

you did nothing wrong

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Let's not be disingenuous. OP's pic is extremely magical realm and choosing to post the thread with that pic means people are going to call magical realm.

>Dare you enter my political realm???

What's the issue here? Concentration camps are a tactic for dealing with containment of troublesome peoples/guerillas, they were (as far as I know) first put to use by the British in the Boer war, the Spanish used similar solutions in Cuba before the Spanish american war, the Americans dabbled in the same thing during the Vietnam war (the 'relocated villages'), and of course Hitler famously used them to try to rid his people of friendly merchants.

Sounds like you are playing with a lefty group that will go into emotional hyperdrive the moment someone does or says something badwrong.

Now if you actually went all out in the vein of "Jaa, ze elves vill have small yellow fabric 'ears' on their prison uniform, and zey will get a magical tattoo on their arm, now ver ist Josephus Mengelius?", then I could understand taking issue a bit more, but a normal sensible guy would just chuckle at the silliness and go 'Ok, that's dumb, knock it off'.

>What's the issue here? Concentration camps are a tactic for dealing with containment of troublesome peoples/guerillas

From my understanding of Kingmaker elves are not actually any trouble in the campaign. So this guy wold have had to go out of his way to do so without provocation. That's just inefficient/pointless.