Critical Role One-Shot - "Grog's Game Night: Bunions and Flaggons"

Tonight Critical Role is going to get meta as fuck as Grog Strongjaw presents the cast of Vox Machina (Sans Keyleth) with a D&D campaign of his own.

This is going to be the most retarded, but entertaining thing CR has done in forever. All of the players will be reprising their roles in Vox Machina (sans Matt and Marisha who aren't making it in time) as they play a game of D&D as their own characters, with Grog DM'ing.

Upcoming Events:
>Level 20 Battle Royale: TBA
>Talks Machina Campaign Wrap-up: TBA
>Laura Bailey One-Shot: Before New Year
>New Campaign: After the New Year

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/HtgoAt7ZTyE
imgur.com/gallery/Zpg4G
youtube.com/watch?v=yqjLO6YNKV0
youtube.com/watch?v=yqjLO6YNKV0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m30s
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

And like that no one cares.

Meh I usually make the thread early and then fuck off to do other shit, and once it starts people start posting

>Laura one-shot

sounds cute

>Sans Keyleth
B A S E D

>Laura Bailey
Isnt that this one shemale also known as Linetrap?

No,but I'd be OK with it

Ok thx

>>Level 20 Battle Royale: TBA
Sounds shit.
>>Talks Machina Campaign Wrap-up: TBA
Sounds shit.
>>Laura Bailey One-Shot: Before New Year
Sounds cringe.
>>New Campaign: After the New Year
Almost certainly shit.

>watching Critical Reddit

...

Grog/Travis is the best roleplayers they have, and the only thing that makes CR bearable. A session without Marisha sounds awesome...

Either this one, or the other copypasta was brought to Matt's attention and he approves of it. He mentions it on one of the D&D Youtube channel panels

Tal's Two-Shot only had about 30mins of her, before her and Matt got killed off to go meet their wedding planner

...

>I usually make the thread early
Stop that.

Jesus Christ...

youtu.be/HtgoAt7ZTyE

I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

IT'S HAPPENING

...

I genuinely feel bad for him. I realize it was his conscious decision, but how can I not pity someone stuck with her?

MARISHA DM'ING (A non D&D game) NEXT WEEK

This is gonna be a thing

>Marisha DMing
Oh no. Oh nooo

>Marisha session
>no Travis
Yeesh

This is the game she is playing

Honey Heist is an amazing little one-page system
imgur.com/gallery/Zpg4G

>DMing a game you barely how how to play after 5 years

Kill me now

Literally says a non D&D game right there

But then you'll miss the grog oneshot

Just noticed it. Still expecting her to fuck everything up

Oh, they’re still playing their characters. I thought he would make them roleplay as roleplayers.

How the fuck is he gonna keep up this voice for 3-4hrs

i would let travis do dirty things to me

Seems like you might get some of your wish.

>Keyleth's already dead
10/10, no need to keep watching to know this is already the best one-shot.

>keyleth died
Sam you madman

10/10 already

Crit-ception.

>Matt and Marisha are the villians

kek

>the dm is an unreliable narrator

toomodern4me

>Either this one, or the other copypasta was brought to Matt's attention and he approves of it. He mentions it on one of the D&D Youtube channel panels
You know virt wrote it, right? He still posts without a trip and then shares caps of his more reply-laden diatribes online. Like him or hate him, he's a veritable god at baiting you guys.

Are they gonna kill more kids

I forgot Vax took Druid 1

Grog voice acting.

>Bob the Barkeep

Not gonna lie, this is pure comedy gold.

>DM Grog cockblocking Percy & Vex

>You smash the top of the bottle
>I don't want to do that
>Too bad you already did

How do you autistic retards watch this shit? The characters are retarded memes, their personalities are memes, their actions are memes, it's all done for laughs, and every time they roll a nat20 they fucking orgasm over it. I DM games for normalfucks (by accident that I got into) and whenever they roll a 20 on Arcana or Persuasion they get all like "oh I just discovered the secret immortality because I rolled a CRIT." You are watching 3-4 hours of people doing that shit, laughing over each other in that shitty nu male way where everything they say is met by a chorus of mic-straining laughs. All these faggots have weak chins, the girl is an ugly spic, Mercer self-inserts fag NPCs constantly, and the entire thing is set up to be comedy. Except, it's shit comedy. I'd rather listen to goddamn Jeff Dunham for 10 hours straight, at least that is vaguely funny. The bitch is an absolute retard, she jumps off a cliff then shapeshifts because her melted roastie brain thinks that that will somehow change her momentum, and she spatters and takes 400 damage, I remember watching that shit and laughing so hard, fucking dumb cunt. Shit like this is why I stopped inviting the girl I met at the FLGS to my games, because she was so fucking stupid I couldn't stand being around her let alone having her in my games where she would get her characters killed every 3 sessions then make puppy dog eyes at me like I was supposed to take it back.

Where were you when Travis showed himself to be the superior, Chad GM?

>He mentions it on one of the D&D Youtube channel panels
Sauce?

>IS MY FUN WRONG
Holy fuck, it's just deconstruction of everything at this point

if scanlan's character asks to play a game im gonna lose it

youtube.com/watch?v=yqjLO6YNKV0

I slightly misremembered. He never acknowledges that he read it, but he clearly doesn't quite give a fuck about it

youtube.com/watch?v=yqjLO6YNKV0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m30s

>i stole it from a small child
Travis pls

>Dick map
I don't know why I didn't expect that

>the dungeon map is a dick

Oh god

>Grog's map is literally one giant dick

10/10, Travis is now the best DM on the show.

But user, Travis is not DMing, Grog is

it's tomb of horrors isn't it

I just got here and there's sucking poison out of Scanlan's butt. What did I miss?

That’s a good ass suck!

They got tavern-baited into this dick dungeon.

>I will make a ruling. Since you are sucking poison out of Scanlan's ass, you may roll with advantage.
Grog is fantastic.

Grog is the DM, everyone else is playing as themselves in the meta game.

But because it's Grog, he's showing a bit of favoritism to Scanlan, ok with Vex, and mostly dicking on Vax and Percy.

Grog is DM'ing a game for Vox Machina (they are playing themselves)

So far he has
>Unreliably narrated
>Forced his players to do things
>Made shit up
>Tried to cockblock Percy/Vex but failed

All on purpose, its been entertaining

>That's a permanent marker!
>I don't give a fuck
Ruining Mercer's Chessex mat with a cock-and-balls drawing - priceless

He's also totally fucking Vax over at every turn.

>mfw Grog bullying Vax even with his astronomically high rolls

Vex has 150 xp and Scanlan has 300 xp.Vax is very confused and Grog is trolling the shit out of him. Very meta

Holy shit
>Vax fucked with Grog all campaign, is still trying to fuck with him
>Now Grog is getting his revenge

This is entirely too meta

Scanlan also made up that Keyleth died

>Grog trying to kill Trinket
my sides

Awesome

Perfect

>Trying to kill trinket
Grog has balls

They reposted it on Reddit? Fucking hell. Faggots steal everything.

Yep, Coville thought it was Critical Role reddit but I guess it was D&D reddit

Jesus Christ is Adam Koebel a tranny? I didn't know he was. He has to be gay or something.

I don't think so

Grog just rolled a million on a door.

As far as I am aware, he is something of a cross berween a useful idiot and a useless hipster, but not really homo at all.

Incoming vagina cave

That's a tit.

>The next room is a boobie

This just keeps getting better and better.

Worse, he wrote Dungeon World

>pink hair makes him a tranny
>despite the relatively deep voice, long beard and otherwise dude like apperance and behavior

Isn't this the same panel where the neckbeard Colville tried to say 'certain people' shouldn't be DMs?

Welcome to D&D folks

Beautiful.

Colville said that some people will never ever want or have any interest in DMing, as a counter to the idea that people who get behind the screen will love and want to be the DM always.

>You come into the cavern
>*Laura laughs*

Nearly 90 minutes in, literal 0 bad moments so far.

THEY ARE FOUNTAINS DAMN IT

SCANLAN ATTACKS TRINKETS

...

Scanlans hatred of trinket is glorious

>It hits Trinket!

Scanlans already won

"This is very soft water"

>Grog is DMPCing

>Untrapped easy to open doors is an anomaly

>Vox Machina has had so many bad moments with doors they actually believe doors are designed to fuck with them