3 seconds to come up with a character name

>3 seconds to come up with a character name

Uh, Bimbledoof Bordeho.

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YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO THINK OF A COOL NAME FOR A KOBOLD THIEF

GO

Frodo Baggins.

>implying

You never said it had to be original, OP.

TRIK DICKSY.

Damn. That’s a great one!

Skrablak "Scribbes" Longtoes.

Richard Burns

Majuna Ikimoko

What the fu- I don't even do nip names unless it's a nip setting.

I once "randomly" generated the name Cour Tesan for a player in my group. The slowpoke actually did it, they named their character Cour Tesan and played the whole campaign with it.

>trying to break out of jail
>pretend we're there to deal with pests
>have to come up with fake names
>they believed that the theif was named "Lister of Smeg" and the wizard was named "Fucking Jesus"

Rance Watts.

Tony Refail.

Szulu Badae

Sliv Norloniv

Jack Baxter

PAUB BLAT

Made me chuckle

Urien Nutrient ffs

Smeg Stealer!

Aw man, I coulda done cooler than that...

Joe Hasselhoff

Jackie Chan

Gary Niger

Nice.

Cernando Cumcom

Klapf

Teef McGeef

Spaghetti Montblanc

KOOLKOLAID KOOLAID

Jack Terry

I hate inventing names on the fly. I always keep a bank of names handy.

Alex Doorcheese

Gible Fimble

TEEHEE MACARONI!

Kobe "Old Thief" Karackter

Nigha McNighus

Tucker.

Ghaz Khudesh?
It's the best I could do I'm sorry don't kill me ;-;

jerry the sou-chef

tadaa

Rodolf Taggleborn.

Benedict Cumberbatch!
Aw, shit.

Aethelwulf Hiedler

Fuck, that’s a strong name

Maverick Coswell.

I do not react well to being threatened.

Kobolds are gay, shoot me.

Fagolo Briband

Twig Bundlesnitch

Notfu.

Stalin's Organ.

Don Kino

Grimscale Shadowscream

Coffee Iguana

Jehrod Dimble

Nicholas Mage

Kup Teraz

Spoop McSpoops

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Scrungus bungus

Kuss

Tree Fiddy

targon redswine

Why, my peenus weanus of course ;)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

ITT: names for characters - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

Karl Dandleton

Snicky Snackydab

rexen halmoon


I refuse on account of not playing furfag races

Kock Suka

SORDHEIM LOGGER

Sneaks Mckenzie.

>Fighter
Montebank.
>Rogue
Montebank.
>Ranger
Montebank.
>Barbarian
Montebank.
>Monk
Montebank.
>Warlock
Montebank.
>Sorcerer
Montebank.
>Wizard
Montebank..

>YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO THINK OF A COOL NAME FOR A KOBOLD THIEF
Tharkwin

3 seconds isn't a lot of time.

Bib bib bib bibdiddy bib.

>His name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through: >Zingelbert Bembledack! Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! … Slut Bunwalla!
>"What?!"
>All right, Kringelbert Fishtybuns! Steviebuns Bottrittrundle –
>"No, Gerry Dorsey! I like Gerry Dorsey!"
>No, we can't, who we got? Zingelbert Bembledack, Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Gerry Dorsey, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Vingelbert Wingledanck—
>"No, no, go back one!"

Rek Torks

TEEHEE MACCARONI!

Bomblecrumb yiggis

Jin Son of Eric

Slips.

Lucile Phaucmoore

Glorf widderdishmanshireshale

Puck goldendrop

Bobwald Bobson

Wicket.

kek

Irkum Zrisbold

Liz Snatchgrab

Gob Mcscooty

Snikt Dickely

Duncan Huffington

Wilby Hilltopple

Scrax Clawnickle

Scratches McStealfingers

Faggot Assboy II
I'm sorry, it's the first thing that I thought of. Your post scared me.

Rasper Cromphouse

Bloombus Dinglehorff

Scribble McKnifehand

Dildo Douchebaggins

Steal McStealerton

Kaglak Slackgrab

Ifyoudon Treplytodis Urmumwilldieinhersleeptonight

NOW GIVING OUT FREE FUCKING NAMES
Alright asslickers, give me your stupid fucking character concept and I'll give you a god damned name
If you don't fucking like it you can politely ask for another one

Puglancer Fortnight immediately came to mind, which actually doesn't seem to terrible in reply to

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