How do you handle Male Knight X Female Dragon relationships?

How do you handle Male Knight X Female Dragon relationships?

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Sadly, my dragons are dumb creatures with steel scales who like to eat metal.

Usually something like this.

That is pretty cute.

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I want furries to go away.

Throw in the crowbar of making the dragon a bitchy, well intentioned but completely disconnected sorceress

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the player is banned and told he's only allowed to speak to me again at the next furry convention unless he can get his magical realm bullshit in check

You go to furry conventions?

You don't?

Don't post that shit in Veeky Forums ever.

Aw come on, the first book wasn't that bad.

YAMERO

No, that's the point.

>watch your dragon fuck your waifu’s while you get absolutely nowhere with her

implying I'm not into cuck

Thats cute!!!!

Pending the circumstance, a loyalty to last the longer’s lifetime.

Dragon cant completely transform into a human.
So it basically becomes a relationship between two human characters one of whom is a little special.

*can completely transform

The first book was really nice.
The second was mediocre
The last was shit.

That's about how I feel. I never got around to reading the 4th book though. Anyone know how it ends?

I’d put a spin on the classic ‘virgin sacrifice’.

Young man gets sent up the mountain every time the smoke gathers (a few decades at a time), in full armor ready to attempt the impossible; slay the beast.

...every time a hero gets up there, the dragon defeats him in combat, which by dragon law makes them legally married. They live a happy life above the clouds, but her lifespan happens to be in the centuries. The smoke on the mountain is from the funeral pyre of her previous love, who often dies of old age/dragon sex injuries. The cycle begins anew.

nice

They find more eggs
Bad guy commits Hari Krishna when Eragon makes him feel the impact of all the shit he’s done.
Eragon fucks off, but not before him and his waifu’s dragons have sex. He gets precisely nowhere with her

With fire.

Lots of fire and sharp claws like knives.

From the loins?

Steal as many princesses for her to eat as possible?

sigh, thanks dude.

Courtly love only, because the only thing that can overcome muh dick is muh thematics.

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By telling them that this is a serious board and directing them to

>Female Dragon

This song... is supposed to be a joke, right? RIGHT?

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>Veeky Forums is a serious board
like we don't discuss succubus romances, insane pc/gm fuck ups, traps, and you know, games on the regular

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>Buck-toothed weapon nerd dragon

Well, shit.

Indeed. We've had discussions on the menstrual cycles of elves, and domesticating goblins through selective breeding.

SAUCE

Trash Knight. It started on /trash/.

YO tthis shit is great, i hope dragon girl comes back shes great