Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1855: World Domination Edition

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Reminder to use your jumper powers to eradicate all vegetables.

Eradicate all vegetation, got it.

Got it, pull the plug on those on life support.

I like vegetables though! Let me eat my minature trees in peace, you asshole!

So who is in your harem?

>Liking the bitter abomination that is broccoli

I tried to add a golem made of bread, but then I got a yeast infection.

What is wrong with vegetables?

Killing all animals (other than humans) is something I can get behind because animals lack morality and spend a lot of time hurting each other. I'm not sure why you would want to eradicate all vegetables though.

So, you just want some greens peace?

> No disease immunity
Weak

No, broccoli is fine if you stirfry it with garlic and oil. The true aberration is brussel sprouts, which I am convinced are a primitive British psyop bioweapon abandoned for being a crime against humanity.

Pic related and Dark Magician Girl are the ones I have so far, but there will be more as the chain goes on!

I think it is like vegemite or chilli where you get used to it after a while of taking small doses.

Like 40+ Vals.

Broccoli is perfectly fine if you know how to cook it and don't just boil it in unsalted water for two minutes you primitive.

Yes, exactly that- hey wait a minute, you're not trying to pull a funny are you?

Brussel Sprouts are fine too but a lot harder to like. . . .make less shitty. My dad cooked them up in this big cast iron pot with rice and chicken broth and some other stuff I can't remember when I was a kid and they were great. Every time I've tried to make them on my own they're just this rancid, awful orb.

They taste bad, and that's a sin.

>Broccoli is fine if you make it taste like garlic
Broccoli is always bitter and gross.

You're the type that only eats kraft macaroni and chicken nuggets, aren't you ya little bastard.

>Broccoli is always bitter and gross.
You're bitter and gross!

>Like 40+ Vals
>Mass producing the Val
The absolute madman.

>Having trouble with chili
It's literally just beef, some chili pepper sauce, and sometimes beans.

No, I enjoy fruit a lot, and never liked chicken nuggets.

>You're bitter and gross!
Yes.

>Like 40+ Vals.
Do you have any variants? Like the newest edition Val Haremhein, or a older model such as CanniVal?

Do you think there are different Vals for all the Servant templates? A Red Val? A Maid Val?

Definitely, I do wonder what a MechaVal would look like however.

That's not a harem, that's a caVALcade

Even Sakura-Val?

All of your waifus

You're god damn right.

Maybe they think it's inherently terrible until you get used to it and become addicted? I was that way with carrots.

I'll call squarsies on fruit, nobody hates fruit.

I've got Wild Dog Valter, Self Romance Bride Val, Ara Ara Val, Red Roman Val, Gold Santa Val and many others. They are all fuckin cool. Spun the clone scenario in Grand Order as targeting her instead of me. Some of them aren't in the harem and are just adorable, like Chibi Lion Val.

Yes.

YES

Alright, I finally finished (I think) the update for season 2 of Stranger Things. Sorry that took so long, I haven't had much free time recently.

I'm not sure about the 'Party Role' thing, that entire bit was based off the one line where Mike tells Max the different 'roles' everyone in the group has, which are similar to D&D classes. I think it might have gotten to be too 'game-like' because of that. If other people agree, I'll just scrap it.

Also, to whoever suggested having a monster background, I tried to work one in but it didn't fit in with the rest of the document (since all the other skills/ drawbacks/ item selections assume the jumper is something close to human, or at least something that doesn't want monsters running around). I could do an 'upside-down' version that's solely for building and playing a monster to terrorize Hawkins if there's interest.

Here's the plain-text-only version, since someone wanted that last time I posted. Also includes a changelog at the end: docs.google.com/document/d/1dKIq5HV0IM-Hn6QiBQbMb8EH0wr4C9Y2Ba-DKloVNhM/edit?usp=sharing

40 Val's domming a fat Japanese man... he's going to get eaten, isn't he?

Where are his pupils? He has them on the card, but his eyes seem to be lacking them.

...

That's a competitive business in Japan. There's loads of fat, old, bald, ugly dudes trying to make a living in the cuck scene. What sets this guy apart, what are his qualifications?

Maybe that's his gimmick. He can do the disappearing pupil trick like the Undertaker. Maybe it's a relative?

What level of psyker is the main girl?

...

Aku would like broccoli, he's evil and enjoys making others miserable.

Nice. As the one who suggested the Monster background, I'm curious about this 'upside-down' version.

By Season 2, she can move trains and close interdimensional rifts.

...

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>No movement
So these are the shenanigans of a being of pure evil. I see through your game you shit.

It moves, your browser broke.

Dangit.

Fix your computer, NuBee. You clearly have some broccoli stuck somewhere, because I see it animated just fine.

Aku is also a tree

My only complaints are that some of the "Party Role" options are a bit much/don't make sense (like the fighter's adrenaline rush doubling strength). The ideas behind them are cool, but their effects clash with the tone of the rest of the Jump IMO. Same with the Nail Bat randomly one shotting monsters.

God damn it, this made me laugh way harder then it should have.

Having computer problems, NuBee?

FUCK YOU I LOVE VEGETABLES.

No one, too much trouble to maintain. I might get a wife and husband and even then Im not sure.

Anons, give me Jumps with nature powers!
Also tell me what elemental powers you prefer, what aspects of nature you like, and/or what MtG land your kingdom (or whatever land you keep) would count as.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure that bat actually does randomly one shot the monsters in Season 2.

I was talking about the peppers.

I know user I know! Shush you! And there's no broccoli in my computer! That doesn't even make any sense unless the veggie goblins tried to sneak it in during yesterday afternoon, but then there's the question of where they got it.

Shut up, I got it to work! Don't you smug me, I'll smug you back!

Yeah, but it doesn't have a flat 5% chance of doing that, Steve's just based as fuck.

You call THAT smug?! HA!

Okay, what's with this? This is the second time my name hasn't been on there despite entering it into the name field.

Only my Starter and the Star Craft Specter have survived my journeys with reasonably intact mental faculties.

I'll get started on it and see if I can make something decent.

Thanks for the feedback, I knew that section was off but I figured I'd get a second opinion. I'll scrap the party roles, Drawing a blank on what to do with the bat, but I definitely want it to be good at smashing up monsters in some way.

It's rebelling. It's giving you a DiSurvice.

Look man, I'm not very good at this.

>Jumpmakers can't even get a browser working

It's just somewhat citrusy pain. Learn to love the pain.

>flattering flirt

You know a series is a true '80s homage when the plot involves lonely MILFs.

Looking forward to it, Stranger Things Guy. As for the bat...maybe it does bonus damage against monsters, playing into the D&D theme?

Okay, that was good. I can't get angry at such a beautiful pun.

I can tell. I'm pretty shit at it too, apparently, given my name wouldn't go through.

The eternal struggle: man against machine. Well, at least my computer hasn't tried to kill me again.

>I'll scrap the party roles.
Don't be hasty, now, they just need a little bit of work. Some of them are fine; Bard, Ranger, Mage and Rogue are fine for example. It's just the ones that have their own supernatural effects tacked on that seem out of place. This is an interesting idea; don't be so quick to scrap it.

Hang on a sec, aren't the demodogs juvenile Demogorgons?

That is the impression I got from them, as well.

Was reading the monster hunter thread, holy shit that jumps higher power than I thought.

I will find you and slap you RIGHT in the Adam's apple.

Alrighty, I'm going back to leftover Halloween candy and lurking then. Have a good day oh nameless fellow failure of smug.

Just a question concerning Jorge Joestars Species perks, do you get the 100cp perks for your species for free? It doesn't outright say it, but it says the Origin perks get their 100cp free in the jump, so I was wondering if this was purposeful.

Are you talking about the meteor mountain snake, the monster that literally takes up multiple zones that's like the size of a land mass on its own or something else entirely?

Ricrod and I started work on a Date A Live Jump a few hours ago, could we get some feedback on the WiP?

Speaking of which now that it's confirmed Xenogorgons is canon maybe it's time for a new 200 CP drawback?

Yeah dude, they're free.

The reality tearing madness of elder dragons.

I need some good space opera jumps. Preferable with a time extension drawback or two (I know about the ones in 40K). After all you can't build a stable galactic empire in 10 years.

Stellaris

World Seed

Yeah and the great thing is that you can chop said dragons up, extract gems, scales and bones from their body and make reality tearing weapons and armor.

Who the huh say what now?

>You can't build a stable galactic empire in 10 years
Well, if you are a pleb

Come to think of it, Cleric isn't that bad, either; it's really just Paladin and Fighter that stand out to me as having weird supernatural effects. If you get rid of the part about the adrenaline surge doubling strength, agility, and pain tolerance I feel it should be fine (mmmaybe limit it to just yourself, too; could go either way though).

Paladin already seems good, even without the rejuvenating effect; it might just be better to remove that part entirely, and maybe replace it with something about being skilled at defending others if it's based off of Hopper.

Nice, thanks Nubee.

Feels weird how Drop-In doesn't have a harem perk. Also I am happy this is getting a jump, keep up the good work you two.

what is it about?

Tenchi Muyo

I thought so first at too, but that doesn't make much sense. With the rapid growth of the demodogs, it would be weird that the Mind Flayer had control over dozens of juvenile demogorgons but zero adults. Also, while the demogorgon is a very solitary hunter, more like a shark, demodogs are very pack-based like wolves. The only similarities we know of are that they both have some ability to interfere with electronics (and both have a five-part mouth), but even Eleven's abilities messed with electronics, so it's nothing certain. I wouldn't be surprised if they were the same species, but for now I think of it being more like the demogorgon as a queen ant while the demodogs are drones (which especially makes sense since the demodogs have burrowing ability for expanding their tunnels, while the demogorgon has a bunch of other abilities to assist in it's hunting, which aids in reproduction).

It's entirely unclear though and I don't want to push my ideas on people so if you want to have the demodogs grow up into demogorgons after a certain period that's fine with me.

Those are in Ratatoskr.

You mean ?

WMD Spirits that appear randomly getting seduced by Harem protagonist

See Ratatoskr capstone, seemed appropriate considering their MO

We know that the demogorgon aids in reproduction now (via putting larvae inside kidnapped human hosts), but as far as I know we don't have confirmation on the theory that demogorgons are literally humans converted into monsters.

Ah so it is there, sorry about that as I only was at Spirit perks. Will we have to be female if we choose that?

Nope, you can be the only male one if you want

Nah, you can be a male spirit.

More than waifu will ruin your laifu.

You bring up good points, I'll try to bring this section down to earth instead of just removing it. Thanks!

Cool, chances of a school item? Possibly even a group that gives you advice about things with some kind of communications?

Vegetables are good for you.

I don't have one of those, should I start one?

>chances of a school item

Alright.

>Possibly even a group that gives you advice about things with some kind of communications

Sounds good to me.

Spirited Girl drawback seems like it gives too little for the difficulty.

You can romance her, she just starts wanting to kill you.

Oh thats not too bad then.

No offense to you, but the title made me sad that we don't have a series of interconnected Live A Live jumps.

>someone else on /jc/ knows about Live A Live

Jump 012: Fallout - New Vegas

Drawbacks:
+ Hardcore Mode

Companions:
+ Rose of Sharon Cassidy
+ ????????????
+ Katia - Scientist, Follower, Retention Doc Sawbones, Junk Rounds, Doctor's Bag, Basic Gear (clothes and laser pistol), Pip Boy, Stealth Suit MK II
+ Bea - Soldier, NCR, Heave Ho!, Ranger, Big Iron [Ranger Sequoia], Ranger Armor, Vault 13 Canteen, Cowboy, Home on the Range

Background: Leader
Origin: Brotherhood of Steel
Location: Goodsprings

Perks:
+ Milsurp Review
+ Power Armor Training
+ Whiskey Rose
+ Death from Afar

Items:
+ Basic Gear - Recon Armor and laser rifle
+ Power Armor
+ Sunset Sarsaparilla Crate
+ Nuka Cola Vending Machine
+ Heavyweight Ordinance - .308 Sniper Rifle, Silenced with Carbon Fiber stock.
+ Motel - The Hoover Dam Dam Fine Hotel
+ Pip Boy

Story:
So you came here expecting a story about Courier 6? Well, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that unlucky fool never made it out of the grave. It could be that the robot was a little too late. Or the doctor wasn’t quite skilled enough. Or a certain casino cat used a larger caliber round. Whatever the reason, the facts of the case remain. Courier 6 is taking a long dirt nap.

Plans change and the world moves on. Not realizing how much that one person could have altered the course of history. But in their place another tumbleweed is set adrift. His eyes are old, far older than even three decades surviving in these harsh lands could account for. But he has little more than the friends at his side, the rifle across his back, and the Hoover Dam Dam Fine Hotel.

So I tried writing a little bit differently for the introduction. Let me know if you think it's better or worse than the rest of the Jump. 26 Pages this time, heavily front-loaded towards the start of the Jump, as per normal, but everyone pretty well knows the story of New Vegas at this point so I glossed over a lot of things.

Next up:
Fate/Zero and the Return of the Kings.