Pic related demanded something from you

>Pic related demanded something from you
>you missed what exactly

what do?

Move north. He's a reptilian.

How could I miss giving him bitches?

I politely ask him to stop hissing while he talks. It's impossible to understand him.

Funny, I coulda sworn I heard him say glitches...

Bitch, I can't read your mind

>MFW he crucifies me on the tree of woah

I crush him, see him driven before me, and hear the lamentation of his women.

BITCHES FOR DOOM

The only real response.

Wait, i though he asked for riches..?

Start digging ditches?

I thought he wanted Liches?

Or was it maybe Britches? Yeah it must have been that. Britches for Thulsa Doom!

He wanted stitches for his britches because his liches with riches fought with his bitches

Ask him to repeat himself. He seemed like a patient guy.

Im not sure what he said, but it sounded like "please stick that axe into my stupid unarmored face" from up here

guess I oblige him, its only polite

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What year is it

The year of Bitches?
I mean, it's nearly over but...

>dat pic

Well I guess I have my next Exalted character idea

Provide him with some bitches, just to be safe.

there is only one thing he could have asked for, after all flesh is strong.