So a friend and I were talking and we just realized that the Aboleths are the niggers of D&D.
>Had a great empire full of slaves
>Gods came and destroyed their empire and replaced them with better ones
>Reduced to a CR10 monster by a CR∞ diety
>Holds grudges to this day for what happened to muh great civilization
Prove me wrong Veeky Forums
>inb4 go back to /pol/
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>>Had a great empire
you already fuckin up
niggers are gnolls
>Had a great empire
So a friend and I were talking and we just realized that the Aboleths are the mayans of D&D.
>Had a great empire full of slaves
>Gods came and destroyed their empire and replaced them with better ones
>Reduced to a CR10 monster by a CR∞ diety
>Holds grudges to this day for what happened to muh great civilization
Prove me wrong Veeky Forums
Yeap by the looks of it Op isn't wrong
Mayans don't bitch about being Kangz and shiet all the time tho
So the only similarity is that their civilization was destroyed? Wew how insightful
>Had a great empire
Couldn't find a better Veeky Forums related meme, but please.
>>tumbler
Ew. Go away.
>Mayans don't bitch about being Kangz and shiet all the time tho
I'm pretty sure only /pol/tards bitch about that all the time tho.
>tumblr in the filename
>9gag in the corner
How will user survive this one
Why blue?
Nah there's some people who are obsessed, it's pretty funny. Look up metokur's black history month videos, they're pgood, for him, and show what the idiots are like without having to hunt them down yourself
>Aboleths enslave the world at the dawn of time
>They get Curb stomp by the gods
>Aboleths hold a massive grudge boner about it in their "racial memory".
>Aboleths constantly plot how to overthrow the gods.
Now substitute all of the "aboleths" with "niggers" and "gods" with whites.
Sorry guys I'm with the /pol/ack on this one.
Its a real card, look it up
WE WUZ GODS AND SHIET!
Sounds more like jews
Mansa musa was only one of the top 5 richest motherfuckers in history, but no, there was never anything great in Africa.
Christ, you fuckin insecure faggots.
> gods
> freeing slaves
Ouch, right in my euphoria.
> wanna see what idiots look like without chasing them down?
Why go far away for what i can get here? I'll just stay on my laotian breadcrumb newsletter, thx friend.
I must have missed the history lesson about emperor munsa
Why are you a shitbrain? What happened in your life to make you this way?
Play some civ you phucking filistine.
Black people occasionally trot out Mansa Musa as if he accomplished something, tellingly focusing on how much gold and women he had. He inherited a great empire, increased gold mining, established some schools, built some buildings, not much else. But the one thing they will be sure to tell you is that Mansa Musa made the white ambassadors kiss his feet when they came to make trade deals with him for his gold. They all know that. He's like Moses to them, but a pimp Moses for women and gold.
go back to /pol/
Go back to /pol/.
op can't inb4
go back to /pol/
Maybe he meant if you're going to edit it for a joke why not make it white too
probly not tho
Deliver Us!
>blacks enslaved the world
Lmao they didn't.
They were being used as slaves for thousands of years by Egyptians, Romans and Arabs even before white man got involved.
go back to /pol/
fucking faggot!
He will do it by giving himself surprise buttsex
>blacks enslaved the world
>not really
Yes, that's what any reasonable person gets from history, but the "we wuz kangz" movement is bent on preaching that every ancient and advanced civilization was black and with far more powerful technology than the present, until their eeevul white slaves revolted and somehow overthrew their black masters with nothing but retarded babbling and sticks. Because, you know, the black master race is too kind and dignified to take arms against the rebels.
>pimp Moses for women and gold.
Talk about racial archetypes.
Musa is genuinely a hilarious historical person. He literally crashed the gold economy in the entire Mediterranean by being too generous while on a pilgrimage. He then attempted to fix it by borrowing it all back with extremely high interest rates.
>Niggers being kangs
You do know the joke is that niggers where never KANGs?