Veeky Forums how do I cast Magic Missile IRL?

Veeky Forums how do I cast Magic Missile IRL?

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Take a couple college courses in Wizard or another spellcasting class.

It's kind of like mortgage - you sell your soul to demonic patron and in return get leased something you couldn't normally afford.

You don't. Magic isn't real.

U ok, bro? :/

Throw stones into the pond, you always hit the center of the circle.

You need to get to the 8th level to learn how to really cast spells.

Don't touch a girl for 30 years

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Buy a gun.

It's real to me :(

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me too user.

Attack the darkness

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1. Steal an FGM-148 Javelin from your local army base (don't get caught).
2. Paint occult symbols all over it.
3. Point towards enemy.
4. Press "Fire"

Go down to your local vendor of firearms. Or, if it isn't legal in your country of origin. Your friendly local vendor of illicit firearms.

Why are they called missiles? I find difficult to come up with a less fantastic name. Why aren't they called magic arrows, bolts or something?

Missile doesn't necessarily refer to the modern weapon you're thinking.

>tfw want to learn magic and spend my days making cool enchanted gizmos and artifacts
>tfw there is no such thing as magic

Convert to Islam and pray before you hit the detonator.

Missile means anything that travels through the air to strike a target. This includes arrows, javelins, stones from a sling or catapult, and throwing knives.