After years of playing the campaign your party finally defeats the BBEG and are hailed as heroes of the world

>After years of playing the campaign your party finally defeats the BBEG and are hailed as heroes of the world.
>GM turns to the camera and announces "It was all a dream-"

Fuck, it was all a dream

I would punch him. Anyone who has even a 128th of a brain and has written anything ever or seen anything ever should know better than to do that. It CAN be done well, don't get me wrong, but it's fucking hard to do it well.

>turns to the camera.
Fuck it you got me

...

>Entire campaign was a dream of a small child
>But it was true, the BBEG is going to end the world
>He's doing it 30 years early
>The kid must create a rag tag band of children to stop the BBEG and use his future dream vision to stop him
>GM turns towards the camera and announces "THIS SUMMER-"

>blew air through my nose/10

>"COMING TO A TABLE NEAR YOU"

"BIG HEROES COME IN SMALL PACKAGES"

>Time stops as your fist impacts the GM's face
>He turns towards the camera as Baba O'Riley starts playing and he says "How did I get here, where did it all go so wrong?"
>Flashback of his life and previous good campaigns play

>It's really short since he's never run a good campaign.

WITH MUSIC BY...

SMASH MOUTH, AND...

JAPANESE ANIME OSTS

AND MOONMAN. STARRING...

I mean, when you play Eclipse Phase that's to be expected.

“THAT GUY” AS POWERGAYMER THE MUNCHKIN

Pose as a team. The world is real.

AND BEN STILLER, AS BEN AFFLECK

>Session begins
>GM turns to the camera and says "ON TONIGHTS EPISODE. I talk to myself, hamster goes really fast and James sees a cow"

Big autists come in small condoms.

>BBEG

Bleh.

>GM tpks a party
>He turns to the camera and monologues "Proximity to power deludes some into thinking they wield it"