Sell me on your favorite system or setting without using the letter "E"

Hard mode: Name of the system or setting has the letter "E" in it.
Nightmare mode: Your pitch should rhyme.
Mein Leben: Your pitch is a haiku.

M&M

Quantify Villain's
Ability To Summon
Army of Ghost Ants

No.

Big bad guys kill big good guys but it still sucks for things

play just as you'd think
just as concocting your drink
all words not in ink

It's homebrew, I don't actually play a homebrew system, but I wanted to do it

fantasy, but with swords and magic and dragons and shit

Rokugan, play magical samurai doing magical samurai things in a magical samurai land. Also waifus.

Tactical combat
d6 only, fast and fun
fuck simulation

Victorian world,
In which occult magic and
Conspiracy lurk.

A homebrew setting and system. Currently playtesting it. Players turned out to be surprisingly passionate about the whole occultism-and-secret-societies-thing. One of the players was so into it, that he illustrated the whole bestiary in ink. Turns out people are not afraid of historical settings.

YOU R IN SPAYC
IT'S FUCKING TRAVLLR BITCH
HOLY SHIT ITS SPAYC

Warriors of lost might
With spark and gun and god-gifts
walk proud into night.

Ox looks at old fool
His sword masks trick in crimson
Mighty bull bows in fright

It's good.

Transhumanism!
Politics and shopping lists!
Watch out for TITANs.

Edgelord the Edgening, 2E

Dont play it
Stay away
Fag

Play GURPS you silly.
Do what you want to with just
a d6 trio.

I think 'rim of the star kingdom' is fun.

It has many distinct forms of probability polygons that do not focus on math, but to say a story.

edge of the empire and the narrative dice

>rim of the star kingdom
>the

You almost had it.

omg
shedewren
lol

Mutant: Yr 0

Post Apocalyptic fun!
Build your own gun!

Mutations run wild
PC's ought but a child

Go out and avoid the Rot
Just to find what loot you got.

L'Œil noir The Dark Eye in French

World is old
Gods forsook all of it
Bad guy won.

Man sits on gold chair
Grim distant infinity
Dark gods play a turn

OH NO OH NO NO
WHY IS POTATO DRIVING
mid-life crisis, too

I can't find a copy of the pic, but if you've lurked travgen you know the one.

wait fuck life has an e in it

fuck y'all i'm jumping out

Bad moon falling down.
Stop it! Also this world is
Nothing but bad puns.

In an odd city
Full of lost insomniacs
Try not to go mad.

Paranoia: Fun is mandatory. You'll want it!

The Computer is
your friend; trust the Computer.
Death to Communists!

Ah, I s I'v alrady bn batn to Lgnd of th Fiv Rings.