Would you go easy on your opponent if they were cute?

Nah, but I'd try to talk them up.

There is a pasta about it, but I'm too lazy to look for it.

>Would you go easy on your opponent if they were cute?
Depends on what I need to do to be able to go down on them afterwards

Fuck no, I leave the pain of trying with women and being rejected to all the other facets of my life and get very little time for my little plastic dudes. So tits or no Tits, when I break out the minis I'm going to try to win and enjoy it in my akward autistic way, along with trying to start conversations on why the current lore sucks, why I like Guns'n'Roses and why the new characters in the New Star Wars are worse than Jar Jar Binks because he's actually capable of stirring an emotional reaction out of me (rage) whereas the new ones I couldn't give a shit about.

...

It's been too long.
youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE

>cute
Is that what you call it, user?

No.

Also, I'm pretty sure I've slept with that girl.

Am i only one who find this kinda pathetic? I mean, the internet-guy is hostile to females, because he can't deal with them, he can't not condescend to them.

Internet is probably his female-free safe space.

No. Not only is it fucking pathetic, it's also complete contraproductive if your goal is to hit it off with one.
I know a few girl gamers and every single one finds it insulting and condescending if a guy goes easy on them because of their gender.
(Also if you can't take a hint and stop hitting on her during her gaming time if she's not interested, but that's a different issue).
You're basically saying "you're a girl so you obviously can't really be good at this, but i'll humor you".

It's different if she asks you because she's new and learning the ropes, but otherwise taking them seriously isn't just the proper response for any self-respecting gamer, it's also the one most likely to make her like you.

This doesn't mean she WILL like you. You still have to actually be an interesting guy.
If you're an unwashed, fat, butt-ugly neckbeard with bad social skills taking her seriously won't get you a GF. It'll still make her like you better than if you also condescended to her though.

I'm more triggered by the fact that he's completely wrong about where "there are no girls on the internet" came from.

It was originally a phrase acknowledging that hardly any women were into computers as a hobby way back when the internet was starting to pick up steam just before the "Dot Com" boom. It's just like how we joke in Veeky Forums about how heavy the male-to-female gender ratio is in any of our hobbies. It had a dual use, it could either be insulting in how the phrase could insinuate that girls were too stupid to figure out how to get on the internet back then, or it could be self-deprecating in that it acknowledged we had a nerdy hobby back then that wasn't likely to get us laid. Like being a Trekkie.

No, but I'd relax a bit. Most of these tards have some sort of inferiority complex in which at the mere stench of woman, they feel they must enter full-tryhard mode, and refuse any sort of base social conduct.
The key to anything like this is professionalism, I may not be the best 40k player, or mtg player, or even a number cruncher, but win or lose, I'm always courteous and enthusiastic.

I go easy on all my opponents because I am terrible at most games.

Depend, will I be able to get into her legs? If not, I don't give a fuck

You're making assumptions about his personality after reading only a small comment?

How's that supposed to go?
>"Thanks for letting me win, wanna fuck me as compensation?"
Because i doubt that anyone ever got laid by going easy on a girl in a card game.

By their fruits shall ye know them, user.

Well, the whole "i only pay attention to women and pretend what they're saying is interesting because i want to fuck them" doesn't exactly paint a flattering picture.

If you can't even comprehend the idea of genuinely being friends with a girl you probably have problems with women.

I know nothing about the particular guy, but from what i've seen on other boards and from my own experience, i think there are people like that.

I go easy on my opponents if they are new or inexperienced regardless of physical attraction. Otherwise nah

On a slightly related note, I remember back at Uni, in the trad games club, there was a well endowed girl who every MtG would wear the lowest cropped top possible. Not a slutty girl either mind, conservative glasses wearing type.

It’s only years later that I realise that must have been some sort of distraction technique

Probably not. We're here to win, not to be handed victory

Did it work?

If she's still cute by the time I'm finished with her then I went easy on her.

I've never seen a man being friends with a woman without second intentions.

Every time I see one of these incel posts the tortured reasoning behind them only makes less sense

I was on b back when this first started being a thing

People tried to claim it was for a serious reason... but really it was so we could persuade girls to show us their tits

The next logical step was "SHARPIE IN THE POOPER"

Ahhh simpler times

I get kinda dissapointed when I see players going easy on me or not taking the game seriously. I sat down with the expectation of playing a game of magic where the goal is to win and I think its disrespectful to your opponent not to be playing as well as possible.

It's fairly common these days though.
The amount of estrogen that the typical young men eat/drink coupled with the insane times the typical skinnyfag masturbate means that they have a very low production of testosterone, which makes it easier for them to hang with women without thinking in fucking them.

He remembered the tits but his brain wasn't engaged enough to catch on to the distraction until years later. So, I'd say it did.

Now only what /b/ care is about dicks

This is what incels think women actually want.

It gets easier as you get older. There's a bit of your brain that still wants to fuck them, but its like an old friend, and you don't have to do what he says. Also you and your female friends all go off the market, so its quite easy to suppress any residual desires

Teenager or early twenties; yeah almost impossible

Damn, why would you lie in a anonymous board?

You've never been friends with a girl you didn't want to fuck?
What, you've never talked to a girl who was plain or fat or just not sexually attractive to you for whatever reason and found you got along?
That's kinda sad.

I mean sure, it's hard for a straight guy to be friends with a hot girl and not fantasize about fucking her at least occassionally even if you're not that serious about it.
But there's plenty of girls i wouldn't fuck even if they were offering, and some of them are pretty cool to hang out with.

>Am I a creep who can't socially interact with women?
>No, it must be those darned kids!

more masturbation = less test?

Why would I want to be friends with a ugly girl? This would be shameful

It’s not like I was sitting there stuttering/sweating unable to focus, but I remember every couple of minutes it would break my train of thought.

It stopped me from playing at my best, so I guess it had the desired effect.

That's not what I said.

Why do people go onto the internet and lie?

For the same reasons you'd be friends with a guy even if you don't want to fuck him?
Or are all your guy friends attractive? Because i know mine certainly aren't.
You secretly bi and lusting after all your friends?

What it reads like is that you think the only way a man and woman could be non-sexual friends is if the guy has too little testosterone.

I always go easy on new opponents. It's a character flaw from childhood. Letting your opponent win makes it more likely they'll want to play again and I enjoy playing more than I hate losing (barely at all).

It's textbook beta material but whatever. I'm getting over it now but when I was younger I really felt bad winning.

That said however. Women get upset if they think you're letting them win so if it was a cute girl I'd be less inclined to do this.

>What it reads like is that you think the only way a man and woman could be non-sexual friends is if the guy has too little testosterone.
That's what I said, but does it means that I'm a creepy guy?
Ask your father or grandfather, pretty much anyone before this age will agree that friendship between males and females are impossible

No. Quite the opposite actually. Nofap = less test.

>Does it mean I'm a creepy guy?
Yes.
>Ask your—
Your entire bloodline is incel trash, I guess. And wrong, too.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788
Ad hominem

I wouldn't say creepy. Casually misogynistic maybe? Slightly maladjusted? Or maybe it's a cultural difference, i don't know.

Because where i come from men and women being non-sexual friends is normal, across all ages.

I've been friends with a girl for years without wanting to fuck her. She's awesome, fun to be around and we just click.
She's not butt-ugly or anything, but too chubby for my tastes. I'm just not attracted to her. I couldn't get it up to her if i tried.
But that doesn't mean i don't like spending time with her or value her friendship.

>come to this thread expecting barely clothed tiddies
>a bunch of fucking fags arguing about stupid shit
Man, I really genuinely hate you guys. Can you just fuck off to your own containment boards? What do you think you're going to accomplish with this constant narrative? Straight guys aren't going to magically turn gay if you keep spamming gay bullshit.

It's like you're all triggered by anyone who likes anything you dont, then swarm in droves. Can you all just hang out with your gay boyfriends, or shoot yourselves to spare you the crippling loneliness brought on by your social disorders?

If I accept your wonky idea that you degenerate heteros keep pushing that you can't be friends with someone you might want to fuck, then I by definition can't be friends with any dude.

>>come to this thread expecting barely clothed tiddies
Have you tried not looking for your softcore porn on the Veeky Forums board?
You might have more success with that strategy.

Thread is full of /pol/tards and roasties, neither of whom actually play any games.

Eh, I went over to /s/ and those folks generally have poor taste.

This is Veeky Forums fag-kun. These are probably bitching about unfulfilled sexual fantasies regarding utterly incompatible classmates. I'm personally friends with many ladies, and almost all of them have a subtext of mutual attraction. The problem is that most of these people are just "forever alones" and are so sexually frustrated that they attempt to maximize every interaction, and undermine all efforts they're making in the first place.

Women are like cats, you need to convince them it's their idea in the first place, and you'll be more successful.

i dont know user, it kinda dose make sense.

You're talking to a roastie, don't expect logic or sense.

user, why do you hate women?

>Man, I really genuinely hate you guys. Can you just fuck off to your own containment boards?
Reddit closed their incel board last week.

In a completely unrelated story, the amount of incel shitposting has dramatically increased on all of Veeky Forums's nerd boards.

The fuck even is this "incel" bullshit? It strikes me as some made up teenage argumentative nonsense.

No. I don't even go easy on kids.

Honestly I get a little mad when I see someone trying to exploit their sex appeal in tabletop gaming.

"Involuntarily Celibate". People who don't have sex involuntarily, because they are ugly/not rich/insecure/shy according to them, and a bunch of misogynist shitlords according to others.

I've literally never heard the term until the reddit for it was shut down and people started saying that any post here on Veeky Forums that might be slightly against women was because of freshly immigrated "incels".

Involuntarily celibate. Enough beta males are online that they've formed a subculture that revolves around reassuring each other it's not their fault that women view them as creepy losers.

The fuck even is this? That's just absolute nonsense. They're just people who are social degenerates and are utterly unappealing. I was wondering where the influx of "brainlet" posting came from, but probably the same place.

Y'know what? If women were smart, they'd set up a fund where they provide nasty whores to shut these stupid dicks up. Ugly coagulated gravy sloshing around in their cellulite gunt whores, and if they REALLY wanted to get laid, they could.

>I've literally never heard the term until the reddit for it was shut down and people started saying that any post here on Veeky Forums that might be slightly against women was because of freshly immigrated "incels".
It was definitely a thing here before then, especially among r9k

According to 4plebs, it's been used on Veeky Forums since 2015.

I find this hilarious.

Literally just take a cooking class, go to the gym, and get a half-decent job you stupid fucks.

No, they are not worth my time unless they can challenge me.

It was indeed originally as you describe, but after a while it was patently obvious there were girls on the Internet. After that it took on the meaning in that post; while everyone was assuming everyone was male because at one time they were, there was nothing to be gained by identifying yourself as female except for purely social benefit. As such, if they chose to try to exploit their gender for social advantage, they deserved to be treated with disdain in kind.

You mean feminine penis

>tournament setting
No.
>any other context
I might offer a handicap but I wouldn't secretly let them win. That's dishonest.

>OGW pre release
>about 30-40 people
>few girls
>2 are very cute
>both went with their group of fa/tg/uys friends
>one of the girl is a super cute goth girl with bangs
>like to be alone most of the time but engage in chitchat while playing
>few rounds later
>I find her siting alone doing some sideboard
>my friend and I sit a couple of tables away talking about how shitty the set is
>then that guy come to talk to her
>you know the kind
>"S-So how long have you been playing?" "You should use this card instead!" "What were you pulls?" "Wow you deck is really bad" "I know you're kinda new to this but..." "You should totally add me on facebook" "Do you play videogames?"
>everyone around could see the girl was visibly upset and the guy wouldn't shut up
>we really felt sorry for the girl
>sure you could go and talk to a cute girl and be friendly about it, but never go full asperger
>luckly one of her friends ended his round and went to the rescue
>she just got up and left the guy talking

I'm on the fence here, it's almost like girls a normal beings that go to take smelly shits, have insecurities and top of that they have guys triying to patronizing them. On the other hand there's /pol/.

I don't hate women. I can't. My mum's one.

Nope, I'm not sexist

All women are exactly the same, unlike us regular people.

I've done it before, but mostly if we're already flirting.

I've also kicked a girls ass completely in fighting games when I was tired of her shit and wanted her to leave. She got super mad because she realized I could've done that the whole time instead of "barely winning" and losing every third fight.

If you asked me to find a fandom that has at least some non landwhale women it would be trekkies or furries. It sure as fuck ain’t tg

Yes. I don't mind.