Party member turns out to be a cute demon

>Trusting a demon because it "looks cute"
Smite.

>rape

Please remember to masturbate before making a new thread.

If they harm or have harmed innocents I will destroy them.

three questions

1. does it pay/offer recompense for said assistance?
2. do said plots negatively impact me?
3. how interesting are the things that need killing?

>Stab her in the back
>cut all of her fingers one by one
>tie her to a wooden pole
>whip her until she is within an inch of her life
>pour salt and lemon juice in her wounds
>forcibly have her eat her own shit
>rape her in the mouth
>cut her head of in slow detail
>Then tell her player/the GM that they should never do this shit again

Does that answer your question?

(you)

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Instead of searching the catalog for threads you don't like so you can angrily post in them, try improving your life to the point where threads on Veeky Forums's elfgames board don't concern you.

I'd almost say Anima beyond fantasy, for sheer over-the-top stupidity, but maybe RISUS or some other rules-lite would be better...

In fact, yes, it's been announced already.

...it's a mobile game.
Being Asagi is suffering.

Oh my god, stop reminding me
Goddamn Japanese and their systematic pushing of all the right buttons

I nearly cry myself to sleep every night knowing I'll never get to be in Laharl-chan's arms irl

Wait, is that something that actually happens in a game or just fanart?

Laharl is a girl for a chapter in D2

Disgaea D2: A Brighter Darkness during chapter 4. You can also toggle it off and on postgame.
is from losing 4-4, in which case Laharal never changes back and get employed as an idol.

Well a bunch of demon's just kidnapped my level 17 paladin's wife, so likely smite the shit out of it.

Define "devious plots."

>Dude. This isn't that kind of game here. Please take your fetishes elsewhere. It's really creepy.

stick my penis directly into Flonne's vagina and thrust in and out until she's pregnant and then raise a loving family that all get leveled to 9999. easy.

PURGE

>forcibly have her eat her own shit
>rape her in the mouth
In that order?

This, what sort of things are we getting up to? Is there money in it

>tfw FemLaharl is still curvier than Etna and Flonne combined

What if it turns out they planned to help you get her back?

>frozen potato

>has nothin personnell against you, but will constantly try to make you their accomplice for devious plots
Happened to my half-elezen Red Mage in a Final Fantasy campaign.

>psionic demon girl starts stalking him around
>a little freaked out by it and initially distrusted her
>she starts using his surname as his own, telling others she's either his sister or his wife
>sometimes claims she's both, causing people to judge him unfavorably
>wasn't sure if she did it because she dug him or general demon mischievousness
>uses him to kill a demon lord
>keeps following him and the party around after that, using him for other shenanigans
>rises in the demon hierarchy, becoming second in command by the end of the campaign
>she offers to help him out when he needs it, offering to rig some election he's running in, among other things
>sometimes worked behind the scenes to help out, even when he refused
>he eventually helped her out by starting political negotiations to end a war with demons that was going on in the southern part of the country

I'd say it wasn't that magical realm, but he did end up in a foursome with her and two other demon sluts while on a train ride in Hell, so.

Didn't get with her at the end though. Ended up with some Elezen thot who served on the Knights of the Round with him.

Well, if I'm in a setting where demons look and act like this, then they're the kind of demons that can be dicked into an alignment change. So I do that. Not even thinking with my cock here, it's legitimately the only logical conclusion.

All the smitefaggots are morons and/or lying to themselves. If you found yourself in a situation that somehow adhered perfectly to fap fantasy convention in real life, you'd just go with it, if only because there's no reason not to.

That said OP you should really masturbate before starting threads.

It's a well-known fact that genderswapped characters are always nicely curvy

Head pats for good behaviour and deeds, beatings with the Naughty Stick for bad behaviour and deeds.

What if they enjoy both?

That... is a good question. I hadn't thought of that.

On the one hand you have to be wary of anything with Disgaea level power. On the other hand, there's a good chance of her being an idiot.

>Deamon
>DEAMON
>DEAAAAAMON
>commence smiteing
And this is why you don’t be a DEAMON near a paladin with a goddess who has a deamon killing fetish

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The answer is obvious, headpats and the Naughty Stick is used for both rewards and punishments, the only difference is when punishing you do it badly and leave them unsatisfied

So, sorta like blueballing a daemonette?

Exactly, leave them begging and remind them only good girls get to have fun

>will constantly try to make you their accomplice for devious plots
My paladin doesn't tolerate that sort of thing, so I'm afraid she's in for a spanking.

That's an ugly demon

Instead of jerking off or going to a porn board OP chose to post this thread here, so really they asked for it.

Don't insult his paladin, user.

Then you're a faggot who doesn't play at my table. What are you even doing in my house? Get the fuck out.

What I'm wondering is what's with Etna's hair in that screenshot.
Why is it purple?

She had a palette swap.

No, i'm not kidding.

Are those Prinny-grenades on Etna's belt? Are they baby Prinnies? Both?

Likely just some Prinny themed pouches or something. Actually given how little she pays them and how desperate they are for income, it would be rather amusing if she carried all her cash in those little Prinny purses.

Does it count if my PC is already a cute demon, but maybe has somewhat more Justice related plots?

OK, that's an ugly paladin

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Oh, okay.
That makes perfect sense, then.

Also Flonne started sleeping in and missing all her morning shows.

>Flonne missing her shows
Something exceedingly strange must have been going on for that to happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=IkgJ3HK0yF0

Ya gotta smite ALL the evil boy. Even when PCs. Paladin union rules are really strict.

What if by smiting a lesser evil, you become a greater evil?

Kill!

>implying the rest of the party won't team against the smitefag paladin

Cute things improve everything

sit down, take a drink by the fireplace, and get yelled at by the paladin for not smiting ALL the evil.

>All the smitefaggots are morons and/or lying to themselves. If you found yourself in a situation that somehow adhered perfectly to fap fantasy convention in real life, you'd just go with it, if only because there's no reason not to.
I don't think it is possible.
And i don't think I'm going to fuck an ancient evil.
At the very least think of how all of this is going to go down.
Angels and other paladins will be giving you the side eye, you'll have to meet her parents (and god that's going to be awkward).
and that's only if you reformed them in the first place.
Imagine if it was just a demon being a trickster and you fuck them turns out it was all just a trap or some shit.
send them to a church under heavy supervision. Or follow the lord's law darn it

>tfw genderbent Hakumen

>Or follow the lord's law darn it

Which lord?

Hell, are there any actual laws regarding how to interact with demons in the Bible?

Ask my DM when it was that the game became a sitcom. Then make a laugh track, pick out a theme songand make title cards for each game.

Don't stain the good name of Kairo, he actually helps people.

What are you doing out of hell?

-NG lord of hell

Yes: don't.

No wait that's the undead. I think the rule is "evict them in the name of God"

oh hey, it's that guy who masturbates to shitposting in lewd threads.