Cursed ring of incremental jump height (1st jump 1 foot, 2nd jump 2 feet, etc.)

>Cursed ring of incremental jump height (1st jump 1 foot, 2nd jump 2 feet, etc.)

Would you die?

If you took it off maybe, but it's a big curse for you. Was breaking your legs part of the plan?

I cannot think of any part of my life where I have any any need to jump

Not ever if you were to take it off.

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>1st jump 1 foot, 2nd jump 2 feet, etc.
Woo!
Woo-hoo!
Ya-hooo!

Wow; go outside! Like never have you jumpped to reach something, or to get over a fence?

Add ring of Featherfalling!

>Only jump indoors
>Wear a helmet

Problem solved

lmao what a sheltered faggot

>1st jump 1 foot
>2nd jump 2 feet

a) 3rd jump 3 feet and 4th jump 4 feet
b) 3rd jump 4 feet and 4th jump 8 feet
c) other, please specify

He said incremental. It's right there in the OP.

Increments don't have to be identical with every step unless they're linear. Geometric incrementation is a thing.

>Master the art of jumping horizontally

fuck off, Hulk

You forgot it would be very painful

It's TREE(n) - n + 1

I appreciate you, user.

I want to fuck her in the bellybutton

For you, maybe, not for me

same, but then, I am very fat. When I jump boards shatter, the earth crumbles beneath my feet and houses shake. I'd probably injure myself at 6ft.

The only times I've jumped is for it's own sake and jump-rope as a kid.

The secret is to get yourself a set of these designed to just be shocks and not actually increase jump height. That way you don't shatter your femurs when you land after a particularly high one.

Here we go, off the rails...