Role Playing is a gentlman's hobby. It is a club for white men specifically to congregate and discuss our cultural heritage. Women, Asians, and other minorities would not feel very welcome there no matter how we try and accommodate you.
It is not as if we were a restaurant or a factory, this is very much a men's hobby steeped in Norse and Gaelic mythology, it is a game designed to indulge our most violent fantasies and disturbing urges.
In much the same way you would not invite your daughter to a smoky bar-room at an elks lodge filled with salty sailors and seasoned war veterans, or take your young son to a burlesque house, you shouldn't feel obliged (or indeed welcome) to show up at our table.
So it is that I am politely asking you to leave.
Nathan Flores
I want to talk back to you for this shitpost, but your quads intimidate me.
Camden Cox
>Quads Beautiful
Noah Brown
I, for one, applaud you for not even trying to be subtle. It's moderately refreshing.
But, still, it's very "meh" for a troll post. 3/10.
Alexander Smith
0/10 see me after class user
John Bennett
seriously tho, asians are pushing us out of the hobby.
Go away gookachoo
Aaron Bennett
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Nolan Anderson
Well done, OP.
Brandon Ortiz
Honestly though, every Black guy, Mexican and Asian I've ever played an RPG with never really got invested in the game and never stayed long. Same goes for girls that joined our groups with the exception of one who actually got in to the role-playing and whatnot. But even then she eventually couldn't make it to our sessions. >INB4 Your group is just shit I've seen this stuff happen in countless of different groups, even in my Call Of Cthulhu group that I run. It's just a white guy hobby honestly.
Christian Sanchez
>Asians would not feel very welcome Hmm... but I'm playing Tekumel. Germanorpg is strictly inferior to Indorpg, and I think you know this.
Robert Moore
1111=4. 4 1's. 4^2=16. 16/2=8. 88. Heil Hitler. Even the quads are racist.
Asher Peterson
I've ran games with and by multiple black/brown people and one of my closest friends who fucking writes RPG books is hispanic.
Get out of here with this armchair anecdotal evidence horseshit.
Gabriel Bailey
Those quads are the only thing not retarded in your post
William Jackson
I know this is bait, but it's not even good bait. It's too ridiculous to even provoke "it's so ridiculous I must respond" posts.
Fanfiction has been around since before Virgil added his donut steel OC Aeneas to the Illiad, alternate history since before Plutarch thought on how his adopted country would have been totally rekted by Alexandros Megas, acting and costume and storytelling predate history itself.
And it would greatly diminish Tolkien, the grandfather of fantasy role playing, to claim it is so limited that it's themes and narratives can never be comprehended outside of some niche anthropologists.
I'm just so flabbergasted that there could be a version of realty where putting on the mask of another person is the exclusive domain of anyone, that I'm honestly puzzled why and how it would show up on your radar, where you thought you could make a shitpost out of it.
I'm not provoked to start a flame war, I'm not angry or upset, I'm just confused.
Carter Nelson
>Quads Absolutely based and white post
Michael Bennett
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Nathaniel Harris
This post was honestly probably written by a minority. Specifically a man, not a woman. False flags are very popular in 2017.
Eli Hill
Now replace 'role playing' with 'the western world' and you've got yourself a pretty good post, lad.
Luke Perez
Denouncing anecdotes by using anecdotes is never a good argument plan.
Jace Rogers
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Nathan Butler
I have a few stories that corroborate with OP.
First is about this young POC who was so eager to join our group, he begged and begged finally DM said yes. Decent roleplayer, interesting character concepts. Funny, likeable.
Used cheat dice and got caught after an impossible string of crits.
DM kicked him out , the guy showed up to encounters when that was still a thing, but eventually got blacklisted.
He didn't understand no matter how many groups he got kicked out of that DnD is not a competitive game...at least not like that.
Gabriel Baker
>implying there are actually minorities on Veeky Forums
Nathaniel Perez
Quads only verify his truth
Aiden Ward
>Role Playing is a gentlman's hobby And you lost me already.
Lincoln Thompson
Or more likely him being stupid
Bentley Jackson
>This post was honestly probably written by a minority. Specifically a man, not a woman. False flags are very popular in 2017. OP has posted different versions of this in the past.
Jack Scott
If this post was a minority claiming to feel uncomfortable among disenfranchised white people who recently pollulate his hobby, you'd be deffending his right for freely associate with his own kind.
It is ultimatedly true that people feel more comfortable among people who are like them and race is only the second largest divider after sex. There's still gender, language, nationality, religion, socioeconomic status, academic level, political affiliation, etc.
If you insist that a left-wing post-graduate rich atheist american english-speaking lesbian white woman and a right-wing licentiate middle-class shintoist japanese japanese-speaking straight asian man must like each other otherwise they're racist/sexist/whatever, you're a little infantile tyrant who most likely lives in an extremelly homogeneous bubble that gives you the illusion that everyone is actually the same in everything but sex, race and gender.
Caleb Johnson
Roleplaying, board games, and war games have always been for gay faggots too fat or weak for sports or sex, and that one teenage black or Mexican kid that was too much of a momma's boy to join a gang.
Joshua Collins
I wouldn't even be surprised if minorities agree and prefer their own playgroups and games to "whitey's". Neither would I be surprised if everyone calling you names was a heterosexual pasty white male who doesn't even know minorities on a meaningful way.
Ultimatedly we're only forced to grind together against everyone's wishes because Oligarch McMonopoly wants his little robots packed tight and unable to function individually.
John Lewis
That would be nice, if I were inclined to listen to your self serving egotism and your distinctly hostile mannerisms, but as I am not, I will fall back to the most effective methodology of making you unable to enforce what you presume is your unwavering and innately correct point of view as well as what you erroneously presume to be a stalawart and most capable argumentation designed to cow and intimidate me.
Make me.
You see, being a gentlemen - if such indeed you are - you would be confounded by the paradox of using force to eject me from your so called "gentlemen's game", thus proving you are indeed no gentleman. If you simply chose to move yourself from the table, and your companions, being the more observant and thus more openminded of fellows, do not, then you have only proven that it is your own egotism and closeminded smallness that you have striven to enforce upon others. If, indeed, this is a gentleman's game, and you all leave, then I shall await the arrival of more intellectually capable and dare I say, cognizant fellows who understand that there is more than one kind of person with more than one kind of nature, who can accept and enjoy the presence of the type of person who is their equal in all things, including the capacities for violence, disturbing urges, and dare I say, imaginative exploits.
As the Stalwart and Good Captain himself was hear to say, "No, you move."
Jordan Turner
Good post.
Matthew Scott
What's white is RIGHT.
Benjamin Parker
Hi tumblr
Ethan Brown
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Jackson Bell
Ma'am I fear that I must be the one to make you aware of this tradition but all the same it must be said.
Tits or get the fuck out.
Nathaniel Brown
Keep up with the times, man
Asians are white on all odd number weekdays, weekends, and holidays.
Anthony Gonzalez
Using anecdotes in the FIRST PLACE isn't a good plan dipshit.
Come back when you have something of substance to say.
Liam White
Not really. It's clear that faggots like him will never have statistical basis, but even demonstrating that an anecdote is "falsified" by another is a solid start.
>mfw best players and GMs to me were women
Dylan Perez
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Henry Taylor
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Anthony Walker
Except he's not saying he only plays with white people.
If that were the case I wouldn't necessarily approve but I wouldn't say anyting more than "whatever man".
It's when you're saying OTHER RACES SHOULD NOT PLAY BECAUSE YOU ASSUME THIS ENTIRE HOBBY TO BELONG TO YOUR RACE that you're essentially putting yourself onto a pedastle.
It's the difference between "I only eat chocolate cake" and "I should be the only one allowed to eat chocolate cake".
Jacob Phillips
This is not /b/ you dumb faggot
Adrian Fisher
Then don't make a wrong in the first place.
Dipshit.
Dylan King
There are more people than me and you in this thread, friend. Anonymous isn't a username.
Juan Wright
Don't wear your KKK outfits to the game next time you invite minorities.
James Barnes
Okay.
Then why are you defending the dipshit who used anecdotal evidence at the start.
Brayden Lopez
Fucking. Mods. Get your shit straight and prune.This thread has been up for three hours.
Kevin Cooper
>disapproving stare
Jayden Taylor
I'm not. I'm telling you that using anecdotes to counter anecdotes is not better than using anecdotes to begin with.
Landon Williams
But the typical image you give off is one of gross corpulence, riddled with acne and surrounded by grotesque smells, and growing a neckbeard under fifteen chins, why would anyone want to join your special club is beyond normal people.
Bentley Garcia
>Boring bait >Genuine anger. >but why?
anyway you guys are having fun don't stop on my behalf
Luis Flores
Thus proving my point exactly.
Anecdotal evidence is horseshit therefore don't use it.
Dipshit.
Daniel Nelson
You made your point by using anecdotal evidence. The kettle shouldn't call the pot black.
Andrew Davis
But their reactions are so enjoyable.
Jason Lewis
And you made your point long ago. Now you're just drawing out a pointless argument.
Thus you're ALSO a dipshit.
Dipshit.
Jaxon Gonzalez
>caring what a commie sympathizer thinks.
Jacob Campbell
>I wouldn't necessarily Why? Other than being a cunt and a cuck. I'm mexican and 99.9% of the people I play video games with are other latinos. Am I a racist or does your bullshit doublething only apply to "a fucking white man"?
Isaiah Jenkins
Ad hominem isn't better than hypocritical anecdotes.
Jackson Morales
How's that capitalism treating ya btw?
Prepared to pay an extra 12 dollars to be able to use netflix?
Andrew Jones
Yea but you keep responding so clearly your only argument now is that I'M an idiot. Therefore all you're doing is trying to be smugly vague.
Hence a dipshit.
Dipshit.
Tyler Anderson
t. Pajeet Pie
Ethan Lewis
It's a ghost costume you triggered faggot. One would think the ball and chains would give it away.
Jace Hall
Shut up, Mccarthy you're dead.
Jackson Bennett
I respond because you respond and don't seem to understand my point. There are better ways to refute things like anecdotes.
Evan Walker
You really miss neogaf, don't you?
Daniel James
Better 12 dollars of my own money, than starving in bread lines and eating zoo animals for sustenance.
Luke Martin
Not him. But it works.
Parker White
I dont feel dead.
Blake Clark
>why would anyone want to join your special club is beyond normal people. And yet companies desperatelly try to pander to "normal people" while at the same time conjuring this caricature as an excuse for why "normal people" don't want to pay used-car prices for a bucker of overmodeled army men or a deck of cards.
Them I understand, they'd jump a bridge for one sheckel more. But why is it so important to YOU that more minorities play traditional games even if it means diluting systems and product qualities?
Nicholas Bennett
What even is this thread?
Joshua Wright
You realize we could have prevented this, correct? Americans just don't care enough anymore, so we let whoever do whatever.
Elijah Jones
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Caleb Jackson
This thread would have died in 5 minutes if OP hadn't acquired quads.
Don't you mean >whatever do whomever ?
Alexander Johnson
Black people hate each other and they'd still rather play vidja with each other than with wipipo, Paco or Sasuke. Because then they can at least be themselves and not worry about getting doxxed for hurting some basic bitch's fee fees.
Jordan Carter
Too late. I'm an agender polyamorous bisexual socialist running an OSR game for a homosexual trans woman, a gay cis man, and a gamer.