Veeky Forums here, just how obese/skelly/skinnyfat are you nerds?

I don't lift, but I do ironman triathlon and ultra marathon running. Currently training for a 101km mountain run in Switzerland.

Also DM'ing a bunch and having fun. Running is very compatible with nerd hobbies because I gotta rest sometimes.

>6'1"
>325lb deadlift
>220lb bench
>285 squat

Not at all.
My three most frequented boards are tg, fit and gif.

I also /fit
I may have also taken your nipples at some point. And no I'm not returning them

Used to be a skeleton, am now skinnyfat. Time to hit the gym.

>deadlift
You better not sumo you fag

Was that for the franken/fit/s monster thread?

I'm trying to make my lifestyle healthier. I have been going without sugar and without caffeine for a week now, while getting up fifteen minutes earlier every day. Some days have been harder than others, but once I'm getting decent sleep and eating more, I'll be getting fit.

Hopefully, I'll achieve the 80s fantasy physique I have always wanted.

Maybe. It's been a while since I've done it to be honest. Every Thursday I used to troll through progress pics, take any nipple set that pleased me and reposted the pic...nipless

>assuming there aren't Veeky Forumstg/uys here

I have 18 strength and 16 dexterity. Is that enough?

Is there a reason you didn't list your Con

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>tfw /fitlit/tg/uy

aids

>assuming there are Veeky Forumsguys here
Maybe there are a few 40k dudes who come here to shitpost about lore in between them working, getting laid, doing light excercise and reading

I've been a distance runner most of my life, so I'm in pretty good shape, but I've been trying to train in other ways than cardio recently

sage for off topic thread

>tfw when beastmode otter
>martial artist
>literal adonis belt and 8 pack
>go for 10 mile hikes and long runs on the reg
I'm more fit then most people on fit.

>all my life is about board games

>10 mile hikes
>Impressive
As a Montana fag, unironically hang yourself if you think that's impressive. I know people who run hiking trails. A ten mile climb might be more impressive

I'm like, 15 pounds overweight and not particularly muscular.

>Distance runner
The autists and nerds of any high school are all distance runners. Mostly because it's filled with wristlets

pretty fit actually

got a sixpack and everything

>tfw Veeky Forumstg/uy

Shit stats.

>6'5"
>1/1.5/3/3.8

Mine are shit too tho.

>Six packs
>Hard to get
Amerifat/britbong detected

nobody said it's hard being fit

most people are just too lazy/like bread and sugary drinks too much

In my experience runners are mainly dorks (like me), smart chads (our varsity CC team had the highest average GPA of any of the school teams), or east african gazelle mode kids. I was one of the weirder kids on my team, the other guys were cool with me though.

go back there

Fi/tg/guy here, bought into SS, now I'm fat again. At least I have Veeky Forums and /mu/.

Sheesh.

>The issue is what you eat and not how you balance what you eat
Britbong/amerifat detected once again

>Not breaking 4's on his deadlift
>Barely doing bodyweight on bench
>Can't squat 350

Don't you have an instagram to pretend you're working out on?

I'm older than 22 if that counts

You read like a V:TM character.

Imaginary.

that's why I said both lazy and flour/sugar

you can be either or, but not both

>he spends all his time lifting because he thinks it's any better than spending too much time on anything else

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*inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OHHHHHH MY GOD

>psh nothing personal Christian
>*teleports behind u*

I remember you now.
You did God’s work

I guess I'm reasonably fit for what I do.
>1,85m tall (or 6'1")
>73kg (or 160 lbs)
>run 3000m in 12min
>sit-ups/pushups in 60s are 43/65
>can jump 2,60m from standing still
Not beastmode, but as I said, reasonably fit. Don't lift or go to gym though, I prefer doing excerxices with own bodyweight.

I'm less a barbarian and more of a monk, I'm skelly but I have visible muscles and do kung fu shit, does that make me Veeky Forums?

depends on how aesthetic it is

I'm in sort of the same boat - pretty physical job (stagehand), otherwise sedentary lifestyle, only 5'10" though.
I'm okay, I can handle 50lbs (not lifts, but actually working with an awkward object of that weight, holding it up for a few minutes at a time) fairly decent. Can handle 75 okayish. Still working on that, since I want to get into rigging - hauling 100+ lbs 40-100ft in the air. And then setting it.
Can push 500 on tiny wheels across broken concrete like a boss though.

Sure, I lift

But am perpetually skelly because no matter my calorie counting I will never ever eat enough for long enough for my gains to mean anything

I like yanks, using lbs to make your lifts look big.

I'm ex-British Army, I could do higher than all of them not actively going to the gym and arsing around now and then.

So get off your high horse.

It's not impressive. It's just something I do everyday.

Thanks buddy. I always appreciate the jealousy.

If this 120lb broad can deadlift 500, you should be able to as well.

>Zyzz
>Family history of heart problems
>Does bodybuilding which can be extremely heart intensive
>Dies of a heart attack in his 20's.

I do like the memes with him though even if he went full retard.

you wanna know what we don't spend time on? Overdosing ourselves to death