What aspects of the norse mythology are often ignored by norse inspired settings?

What aspects of the norse mythology are often ignored by norse inspired settings?

Thor’s hair colour

The weird sex stuff. Most Norse-inspired settings aren't going to show Loki turning into a mare, getting knocked up and giving birth to an 8-legged horse.

Related to that pic, the fact that it's made a point that mjolnir was created flawed in that its handle is too short.

All the faggotry and gay shit that went on in Norse mythology.

That the majority of what we know about it comes from Christian sources

Thats paganism for you. Most polytheistic religions are this way.

Fantasy worlds are full of pagan gods and myths, but are kinda prude in sexual morality.

Wanna play in a cool egyptian setting? Go on. And don't forget to let your character fuck his sister and some animals.
Fucking crocodiles is especially good for your potence.

The fact that Thor was mistaken for a woman once, and that Odin probably did some gay shit to gain his magic powers

Its pretty bad. I think i have seen 2 good attempts.
2 good attempts in fiction. The rest is trash, or 1:1 adopts of small part of sagas, or try to do only Ragnarok(i.e Zangeki no Reginleiv).

What Odin's job is. I haven't seen Hunin and Munin ever been applied, outside of Dark Souls, either.
Thor's kids or family
What Loki's job/hobby is
How Ragnarok's winter portion works
Tyr. Only seen the guy show up in Wheel of Time, not anywhere else.
Vanir never shows up.
Male/female segregation, gender roles, and mysticism.

Humans are wooden, Gods are fleshy. This is so stupidly overlooked, it only shows up in weird pagan works.
Ymirs corpse, and corpse of Jotuns is even more overlooked, since they are more like roots than wood or flesh.

No matter how magical realmy your setting is. It'll never be as hardcore as real mythology.
Well, except hentai stuff maybe.

>Hunin and Munin ever been applied, outside of Dark Souls
what?
Dark Souls doesn't feature Hunin and Munin.

The invisible crows are actually pairs, if you listen to the voices.

Oh, you poor sorry old fool

But that is just a big old raven? What does that have to do with thought and memory?

Odin(Votan) is a powerhungry faggot.
Loki being a decent guy and other gods just hate him becouse he gets what he want throu cleverness not just brute force. Well actually norse people indeed see Loki cleverness and ability to avoid problems as bad thing and prefer good old punchintheface so they mythos reflected that.

So you didn't bother to pay attention to what Velka was?
Its literally a domain thing, just like Gwyn with his sunlight spears.

Then again, the game is a convoluted plot where at the least 5 different faction is trying to influence a process they can't really poke.

His actions toward Baldr aren't exactly that of a "decent guy", and he does sire all those monsters.

that and murdering Baldur, just cause.

>and he does sire all those monsters
Thats 90% of the Norse cast.
Monster creates monsters, who murder the monster to create the world to avoid other monsters.
Its basically a Norse way of saying that your children might not be decent

It's dvergar not dwarves and they like actully the "elves"
Odin is a powergaming asshole
The gods rarely have one elusive domain
Vidarr just Vidarr

Never heard that. Why was that important?

Dvergar just means Dwarves though.

On a semi-related note, monsters that have nordic sounding names annoy the crap out of me. Having to vocalise the 'u' in Duergar vs when I just want to say Dvergar is annoying, same with anything called Draugr/ur that's not just a ghost.

Because Mjollnir is actually a strong artifact.
So Thor needs to wear Iron Gloves(space magic) and a Magic Belt to even wield it properly.
If it was crafted properly, without flaw, Thor would not need the Belt or the Gloves.

A key part of the myth as recorded by Snorri Sturluson was that Mjolnir was forged as part of a bet between two dwarf brothers (Eitri and Brokkr) and Loki. Loki transformed into a blowfly and harassed the dwarfs as they tried to make gifts for the Aesir. The first few gifts were made without flaws, and were a golden boar and a foldable longship, respectively. During the forging of Mjolnir, the last gift, Loki successfully managed to distract Brokkr by stinging him right between the eyebrows and they screwed up.

Mjolnir, which was designed as a hammer that hit like lightning and always returned to its thrower, ended up with a handle too short to safely handle. So, Thor needed to wear a magic glove to protect his hand when he caught it, which was part of the reason why only Thor could use it.

So Thor wasn't chosen or anything, or had the purest spirit; he was just the only guy around with the right protective gear.

He was the only one who didn't mind burning his hands to cinders
Just to complete the test drive.

>Dvergar just means Dwarves though
No it doesn't. Dvergar means deformed. They were only remotely smaller than regular humans.

except Germanics literally THREW SODOMITES IN BOGS


IGNORE SODOMITE ORDERS, CHRISTIANITY IS A SODOMITE RELIGION, PAGANISM IS ANTI HOMOSEXUALITY

The elegiac feeling. Most settings have it hard to convey that a golden age has or is ending while still having it be a setting where you can do much of anything.

Mjolnir is Thor's dick. Thor has a small weapon, and he still kicks all the ass. It's essentially "Size doesn't matter" wrapped in mythology.

I am completely serious.

Thor is Vivec?

no pagans were all about the sex and free love maaaan. Pagans would totally be ok with homosexuals just like they loved witches and promiscuous woman!

Draugr are not zombies.
Draugr are horrifying revenant creatures that are nearly unkillable, can walk through stone and dirt as if it were air, can increase their size, shapeshift into animals, have rudimentary human intelligence, can enter people's dreams, have an aura of insanity that drives animals to attack people, use curses that stop people from "becoming stronger", and are created from greedy people if you steal their grave treasure or by commoners who have been victims of a particularly foul deed.

Nah, cuz a frost giant stole Thor's hammer once and Loki got...Thor...to dress like a woman...to...hmm.

Except Tacitus wrote that if a woman cheated on her husband she would be stripped naked, have her head shaven and whipped through the village.

Add into the fact that it is written that the Germans had no relationships apart from the person they were going to be married with


fuck off christcuck, your religion accepts homosexuality and sodomy

Report and hide.

>Add into the fact that it is written that the Germans had no relationships apart from the person they were going to be married with
>implying most societies haven't made that claim
>implying it's ever not 'we're so moral' bullshitting

t. dumb christcuck

>"By such means is the virtue of their women protected, and they live uncorrupted by the temptations of public shows or the excitements of banquets. Clandestine loveletters are unknown to men and women alike. Adultery is extremely rare, considering the size of the population. A guilty wife is summarily punished by her husband. He cuts off her hair, strips her naked, and in the presence of kinsmen turns her out of his house and flogs her all through the village. They have in tact no mercy on a wife who prostitutes her chastity. Neither beauty, youth, nor wealth can find her another husband. No one in Germany finds vice amusing, or calls it 'up-to-date' to seduce and be seduced. Even better is the practice of those states in which only virgins may marry, so that a woman who has once been a bride has finished with all such hopes and aspirations. She takes one husband, just as she has one body and one life. Her thoughts must not stray beyond him or her desires survive him. And even that husband she must love not for himself, but as an embodiment of the married state. To restrict the number of children, or to kill any of those born after the heir, is considered wicked. Good morality is more effective in Germany than good laws are elsewhere. "

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that post was sarcasm you dumb nordcuck. Don't make me chop down your fucking thortree

So can we interpret the "stealing his hammer" as Thor being lustful of said giant? He de facto no longer controlls his little hammer in presence of the giant and has to take on the appearance of a woman to secretely take what he wants.

Nah, the giant just chopped off his dick, making him a woman until he got it back. Easy stuff.

>not enjoying seeing a vikingboo being in denial about the fact that his master race was bunch of degenerate snowniggers

You know what, I'm pretty sure there is Japanese open of either version out there.

Guess that the real question is that whether he got fucked in the boypussy or in his freshly exposed urethra.

If you want to act like a fucking faggot and create strawman cultures you can demolish there's always

More like emasculation. It kinda works the other way around though. When Thor is disguised as a woman, the giant makes his move on "her" by putting Mjolnir in "her" lap.

He just whipped his dick out and said "suck it".

>My Little Thundergod Cannot Be This Cute

What gay shit? Poke out his eye and hang from a tree?

Don't get me wrong, doing female coded things generally comes with being a magic user in Norse stories since magic is feminine, But what specific things are you referring to?

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nah, odin is vivec.
He owns a spear that he likes to "sway around" and it can hit any target no matter the "wielder"

Loki is the most decent guy of them all. Every other god is either a cuckold, fag, idiot or all three of them together.
Loki goes through some real shit just to make friends with the gods, and then they just shit all over him in return. His whole story is just fucking tragic. And then the christians come and make him into a fucking wannabe Satan/Lucifer.
Fuck I feel bad about him.

>Be born a giant's rapebaby with aesir mother.
>Everybody hates you because you are a rapebaby
>It's so bad that you need to use a matronym instead of a patronym as your name.
>Atleast your half-brother Odin is being a bro and tells everyone that he won't drink with them if you can’t come with
>The aesir accepts you as long as you behave
>This places you in debt to your horny jerk of a half-brother. You’re gonna have to help him out “once in a while”
>Life is good, you and your two half-brothers make humans
>The aesir get's into all kinds of trouble, but you help them out since you're clever as fuck
>One time they almost lose the sun, moon and Freyja just because of some stupid bet, but thankfully you helped out even if they would taunt you about it forevermore
>You and your nephew go on crazy adventures together.
>You might have fucked a couple of married goddesses, but they were all whores and they slept with everyone else too.
>Finally you get yourself a wife and you make children with her, you let your wife raise them away from asgard so they won't have to go through the same things as you did
>The aesir finds out
>Gathers up your children and then toss one of them into the ocean, send one of them to hell, but the last one gets to live in asgard.
>Your son grows up big and strong making you very proud, and he has a very good relationship with your half-brother. Maybe the aesir aren't really that bad
>Just kidding, a prophecy tells that your son will kill your half-brother, now they must chain him up like an animal until the end of time.

Basically anything that's not an aesir.

Actually, most aesir, too.

he blew hanged men to eat their semen

KYS SODOMITES

GERMANICS THREW SODOMITES IN BOGS

IGNORE CHRISTIAN SODOMITE ORDERS

"Traitors and deserters are hanged on trees; cowards, shirkers, and sodomites are pressed down under a wicker hurdle into the slimy mud of a bog. This distinction in the punishments is based on the idea that offenders against the state should be made a public example of, whereas deeds of shame should be buried out of men's sight. "

Someone's running low on semen I think.

A couple of things come into mind

>The cuckolding
>The weird shapeshifting sex stuff
>The gay shit
>The vanir/aesir war
>The DEEPEST LORE
>The gods being massive dicks to eachother
>The goddesses being whores
>The "everything is going to hell and you can't do a damn thing about it" prophecies

The norsemen and the germanics had the same view on homosexuality as muslims and hindus. Only the one being fucked in the ass was gay.
If you really wanted to show how much of a little bitch someone was, you would boast about how you impregnated them, or just call them ergi.

>Your son is as clever as you and knows that the aesir might deceive him, but he ends up trusting them
>As proof that they only have good intentions, your half-brother agrees to put his hand inside your son's mouth
>Your son is chained up and can't break free and in rage he bits off the hand
>Now you have no children left, after all you have done for the aesir they are still huge dicks. It's time to fuck with them
>As revenge you fool one of Odin's sons into killing one of his own brothers. Now you're even
>The aesir becomes enraged, chain you up just like your son and then bind a snake over your head so you get snakevenom in you eyes, you are trapped here till the end of time
>Then the end of the world begins and you are freed, of course you say fuck the aesir and join the giants
>All your children come together and together with the other giants you shall have your revenge
>Your first son and your most famous nephew kill eachother
>Your second son and your half-brother kill eachother
>You and some other god kill eachother, you most likely had a long history with this guy but those stories are now lost in time, maybe he was your other half-brother
>It ends with everyone killing everyone, thus the world burns
>The end

see

Nah, Loki was still a dick.

You left out the part, where it wasn't Baldr's death that finally made the Aesir snap and chain Loki to a rock, it was when he drunkenly told them what enormous pieces they were. They could take one of them being killed, but they could not take hearing the truth.

Just like this faggot

>>The gods being massive dicks to eachother
>>The goddesses being whores

Business as usual then; 90% of deities across the human history were either complete whores or manwhores, sometimes both at the same time.

STOP ENFORCING YOUR LEFTIST, URBANITE, SODOMITE AGENDA

THE GERMANICS THREW ALL HOMOSEXUALS IN BOGS

THERE IS NO EXAMPLE OF THE GERMANIC TRIBES BEING HOMOSEXUALS(A SHITTY PIECE OF "INTERPRETATION" BY A JEWISH WRITER DOESN'T COUNT AS A HISTORICAL EXAMPLE)


THE GERMANICS WOULD HAVE THROWN SODOMITE ACCEPTERS IN THE BOG

but the only faggot in this thread is you, user

Nice sources faggot

Who gives a fuck? Like anyone wants to fuck you in the ass.

>THERE IS NO EXAMPLE OF THE GERMANIC TRIBES BEING HOMOSEXUALS(A SHITTY PIECE OF "INTERPRETATION" BY A JEWISH WRITER DOESN'T COUNT AS A HISTORICAL EXAMPLE)
To be fair, it's true. All of the sources from faggotry among old germanics came from dubious secondary sources

READ TACITUS GERMANIA

GERMANICS THREW FAGGOTS IN BOGS

ALSO, THIS IS YOU:

"No doubt some of the leaders of the System, some of the politicians, scientists, and CEOs, privately feel that a woman's place is in the home, or that homosexuality and interracial marriage are repugnant. But even if the majority of them felt that way it would not mean that racism, sexism, and homophobia were part of the System—any more than the existence of stealing among the leaders means that stealing is part of the System. Just as the System must promote respect for law and property for the sake of its own security, the System must also discourage racism and other forms of victimization, for the same reason. That is why the System, notwithstanding any private deviations by individual members of the elite, is basically committed to suppressing discrimination and victimization.

For proof, look again at the attitude of the mainstream media. In spite of occasional timid dissent by a few of the more daring and reactionary commentators, media propaganda overwhelmingly favors racial and gender equality and acceptance of homosexuality and interracial marriage.[2]

The System needs a population that is meek, nonviolent, domesticated, docile, and obedient. It needs to avoid any conflict or disruption that could interfere with the orderly functioning of the social machine. In addition to suppressing racial, ethnic, religious, and other group hostilities, it also has to suppress or harness for its own advantage all other tendencies that could lead to disruption or disorder, such as machismo, aggressive impulses, and any inclination to violence.

coming on a bit strong. I feel this one is actually pretending to be a /pol/tard

Luckily the same is true for the opposite.

>THE GERMANICS THREW ALL HOMOSEXUALS IN BOGS

If that is true then why Swedes didn't go extinct centuries ago?

>READ TACITUS GERMANIA

why are you bringing up a 1st century ethnography of tribes on the roman frontier with reference to a culture who lived in a different part of europe 700 years later?

Yes, who would want to live in a peaceful, orderly world?

I'M NOT TROLLING AT ALL, JUST SICK OF LEFTISTS PUSHING THEIR AGENDA


THIS MODERN SWEDISH PHENOMENOM OF HOMOSEXUALITY HAS COME IN THE LAST 30 YEARS

BECAUSE THEY WERE A GENERALLY ISOLATED, UNCHANGING CULTURE, AND THERE ARE NO EXAMPLES FROM ACTUAL NORSE CULTURE OF HOMOSEXUALITY. SUBJECTIVE INTERPRETATION OF MYTHS DOESN'T COUNT

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH VIOLENCE, IT HAPPENS IN NATURE

This went from a thread with an interesting subject manner to absolute fucking sage-worthy garbage

what a fucking shame

And that's why you never respond to shitposters. EVER.

Let's hope these posters have learnt their lesson.

It is just plain old shitpost done by either some Swede that is butthurt that his GF left him for Jamal or some burger with 1.002151% of Germanic ancestry.

The ship was made by the Sons of Ivaldi, not Brokkr and Eitri. Each one of the latter duo's items is one to "beat" one of the Sons of Ivaldi's ones; Draupnir is supposed to be better than the magic hair, Gollumbursti is supposed to be better than the ship, and Mjolnir is supposed to be better than the spear they presented to Odin that the name I'm blanking on.

He's also extremely strong, that hammer is supposed to be absurdly heavy and not balanced well, and only a few of the Aesir have the strength to weild it.

Gungnir is the spear's name.

So does rape, disease, cannibalism, and infanticide.

That's it, thx.

>BECAUSE THEY WERE A GENERALLY ISOLATED, UNCHANGING CULTURE

there wasn't a unified "germanic" culture in the first place. and there were enormous changes, the whole migration period took place in the gap between tacitus and the vikings.

>being this fucking upset and desperate to pretend that your vikingaboo obsession weren't assfucking eachother all day
lmao stay mad cuckboi

>THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH VIOLENCE, IT HAPPENS IN NATURE
So does homosexuality

I for one find his shitposts hilarious and will keep on antagonizing him. If you wanted a serious discussion on Nordic myth, you shouldn't have come to a Hungarian mustache-waxing board.

What do you mean?

Feats of archery were considered quite masculine and heroic, if not as heroic as feats accomplished with a sword or axe. Definitely shouldn't underrate norse bowmen, or delegate it to female characters like some writers do.

Because it's the only source we have about it.
All other sources came more than 1k years after they dissapeared and is always nothing more than speculation
Stop using caps lock. You look like retard

>Because it's the only source we have about it.
And an irrelevant source still.

Why?

Hasn't that been stated already? Tacitus' Germania was written some 100 AD and focused on the germanic (a very wide group) of tribes by the roman frontier which at the time was ROUGHLY around the modern day borders of Germany. It's clear why it doesn't make for a good source when describing a people that existed on a peninsula far to the north of the roman borders some 500 - 600 years after the fact.

The power of bbc

And dwarf also means deformed/stunted. You might as well complain about jotun being translated to giant or alfar to elf or literally anything else.

It's still the best source that we have

>haven't seen Hunin and Munin ever been applied, outside of Dark Souls, either.

What about his wolves?

The underpinning of Germanic fatalism. Most Norse settings are too positive and upbeat. Norse mythology should be almost Warhammer levels of grimdark. Like the Empire, Norse characters become more heroic when they continue to fight on despite being doomed from the start.

Peace that comes at the cost of subverting anything that is good in human nature is closer to slavery than anything desirable, and the bravery and fighting spirit of men is good. I say this as a Christian man. Christ didn't tell the faithful Centurion to give up the sword. It is not violence and masculine aggressiveness that is evil, any more than a narrow alleyway is for having shady deals done in it, or the internet is for having porn posted on it. It is the an object only, a tool, neither reviled nor loved, but the ability to undertake violence was given to man by God. It's how you use violence, for what purpose and with what love that determines it's goodness or wickedness. I'm not saying it often shouldn't be refrained from, but it's hardly wicked in itself.

This is the best response to this shitty thread.

No it isn't, because it's not a source.

The tech lvl of there day will never happen again on earth.

>because it's not a source
Why not?