This is your party's healer for the day, Veeky Forums. What happens as a result?

This is your party's healer for the day, Veeky Forums. What happens as a result?

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I'd be fine as I'm playing an extremaphilic archea rogue (dem saves, yo), though our E. Coli Paladin might have problems, but anything that stops us getting TPK'd by the neutrophil boss in next week's game of Bloodstreams & Blastocytes.

Offer him a duck

Either death in slow agony or fate worse that that.

...shit, now we need a microbe rpg. Thanks a lot, asshole.

We could seperate races into bacteria, archae and single cell eukaryotes for a start.

The exact species could basically give you a template from which you build your character. E. choli, nano equitanis, staphylococcus and so on..

Plasmides would offer further specialisation, from immunities to antibiotics to the ability to metabolise various compounds.

What might a microbe pnp scenario look like? Find new feeding grounds for your colony? Find a way past a body's immune system?

Image having to fight your way through a human body, fighing white blood cells and dodging antobodies, taking organ by organ, slowly bringing your enemy to the fall. Each new medicinal treatment would bring about new threats to face, new enemies to slay.

Oh come now, user. It's just good ol' Dr Phage! What's the *worst* that could happen?

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I toss this SJW garbage into a giant fire.

Yes, yes user, we know. Bogleech is a massive fucking sperg about his SJW insanity and other BS, but that doesn't make this stuff any less interesting.

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There is a manga called Cells at Work! about internal cellular responses to stimuli.
>qt delivery girl/girl (male) RBC
>hot-blooded pale neutrophils
>even hotter-blooded Killer-Ts
>dendritic cells with inspiring speeches to activate naive cells
>cancer cells as shapeshifting biomasses with surprising pathos

Literally what

Wait no don't bother, I don't care what you're upset about.

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>shit, now we need a microbe rpg.

Oh, newfriends. So full of innocence.

Has it really been ten years since we made it

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Don't forget his tactless obsession with LE GROSS XDDD and his autism about it.

The creator is a genuinely unreasonable person who believes that what pokemon needs is a ice-type frosty the snowman and more disgusting bugs

Honestly, I'd probably appreciate Bogleech's work more if he wasn't such a genuinely unpleasant person when it comes ot things that trigger him. The man's a fucking genius when it comes to cosmic horror shit as well as general monster-design, but he's so easily assblasted by so many things that it's hard to truly enjoy his work knowing how horrible he can really be.

And gets upset when people get fed up with things or bored with gross scares.
Like, really really upset that someone asked if he draws anything but gross out things.

To explain more, imagine if all someone did was make jump scares for horror. Then you ask "You got something else" and the guy starts screaming how you are the cancer killing the art industry.

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Also fuck you post slowly user.

I'm rather hungry, and I've been trying to catch-up on the comic for Phase Two. Sue me.

>Sue me.
Very well, calling lawyer to call horoshimoot.

See you in court.

Your courts of law have no power over me. My posts shall be as slow or as fast as I desire. Perhaps they may even be lengthy as this train.

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I just hope the Mortasheen RPG comes out by Halloween 2018.
Honestly, we could have built a decent system faster than the scrubs that are Cat-Powered Raygun.

He also gets upset that actual Mexicans like the Lotad line and think it’s adorable, instead of being offended.

SJWs are not so different from their opponents, aren't they? Living in their own delusional worldviews and flipping out when their views are challenged.
Anyways, here's a question: is bogleech a worse person than Lovecraft?

Maybe. Lovecraft was less "explosive" temperamentally and was probably more awkward, but he had quite a lot of "normal" friends. Bog has a wife. Even though H.P was passable and bog looks like Mr.kidd from that one bond movie about diamonds.

Both probably got their awful behaviour thanks to the absolute shitshow that was their early life. H.P was beaten, shittalked and disowned by his own mother and leech was probably bullied pretty heavily.

>Anyways, here's a question: is bogleech a worse person than Lovecraft?
Lovecraft was just a complete cynic and an utter pessimist, and that was expressed through his various writings and letters. He wasn't a "Bad" person, just very depressed and tired of it all. Whereas Bogleech believes himself to be the ultimate authority and arbiter on most things, and usually will not concede to reasoning since he feels as if he's in the right all the time, and everyone else is in the wrong. Despite this though. He's very good at composing cosmic horror stories and so long as he's focused on his comic, he seems to be rather content. Especially since I've seen more than one comment on part of his comic's Commentators that could be seen as "derogatory" or "demeaning".

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Lovecraft was really, really racist according to South Park.

I’ve heard he calmed down a bunch in his later years but never found proof

Yeah he did, see his whole "racism" thing was generally because he became depressed and then shut himself in, getting more and more disgusted by the world around him. His troubled childhood was not a good helper either.
I think it was him befriending the author of the conan books that opened him up to the world and actually made him go outside. He started calming down on the "Nonwhites, interbreeding and people from new york are awful" front. Still named his cat Black man man.

Basically when he was a young man, he hated germans as a race.
As a middle aged man he would get slapped by his wife for making comments about jews because she was a jew
In his old age he really hated all catholics because of their spicy foods but not in a mortal dread sort of way.

Thus is the arc of HP Lovecraft's racism.

What the McFuck is this? Doctor Thrax's familiar?

>Black man man
Wait a sec, is this a new wordfilter? Testing: nigger

This makes for a great reaction image, by the way. Saved.

He's Dr Phage from Awful Hospital, the head Doctor of the titular "Hospital", which acts as the very embodiment of medicine and health across the entire Omniverse, directly acting to counteract and combat all manner of illnesses that the denizens of the countless Zones that make up existence may come down with. He also seemingly doubles as the places "Core", which is pretty much it's 'Heart' for lack of a better term. If he's ever killed or damaged too significantly to be prepared, the entire Hospital will soon die with him, and all of reality will follow as the very concepts of medicine and health disappear.

No, that's just what nigger man means.
Black man man.

One's a deeply unpleasant manchild who absolutely flips out over people not liking him, looks like never bathes, once had a blog full of monster rape porn, made rape jokes before they became "problematic", and is all around a slimy nice guy who thinks sucking up to women will get him laid. The other was a profoundly racist Anglophile who wrote stories about the horrors of race-mixing and a poem called "On The Creation of Niggers".

So to answer your question, Bogleech. At least Lovecraft bathed regularly.

>a poem called "On The Creation of Niggers"
I'm a pretty obsessive Lovecraft fan, to the point of reading that weird propaganda story he wrote about how drinking will turn you into a braindead degenerate hobo, how haven't I heard of this yet?
>When, long ago, the gods created Earth
>In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
>The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
>Yet were they too remote from humankind.
>To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
>Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
>A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
>Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
Jesus.

>once had a blog full of monster rape porn
When was this? Not doubting you or anything (Its fucking Bogleech after all), but He like to get a source for this.

He also drew monster clown titties before it became problematic. And I think bogleech has gotten laid or at least has a girlfriend somehow.

Also his whole gross thing is probably a projection of himself, to make up for any ego suicide and self consciousness.

He’s actually quite good at a lot of obscure corners of natural history— either the best or the second-best authority that I know of.

>believes that what pokemon needs is a ice-type frosty the snowman and more disgusting bugs
I like a lot of his suggestions. Tardigrade, goblin shark, frilled lizard, blind cave salamander, bombardier beetle, diplocaulus, hallucigenia, opabinia, dimetrodon, hagfish, cassowary, lionfish, sawfish— those sound pretty good.

he's married. To one of the most vitriolic, unpleasant women I've ever encountered.

the blog is long gone now, but it was some anagram of 'bogleech' if I remember right. full of anime chicks getting fucked by huge gross monsters.

How fitting, then.

Don’t forget how Shadow over Innsmouth is partially about his own revelation that part of his family is Welsh!

Oh don’t get me wrong: I agree with the use of obscure animal shit.
But a lot of his other suggestions (especially when you read his Pokémon reviews) are fucking pedestrian but he treats them like gold.

He also acknowledged later in life that his fear of minorities was an irrational one, and tried as best as could be expected to get over them. Lovecraft was a pretty damaged individual with a lot of weird mental issues that legitimately hampered him in life. From what I've seen, Bog is just sort of a cunt sometimes

Lovecraft was also married, and he had a lot of friends who were also fellow weird fiction writers.

No one gets healing if they insult my character. I prepare and mostly cast damage spells, and use all buffs on myself. Also probably CN and worship god or thieves.

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>Caring enough to reply
hhmmmmm
rly mks u tink

I hope your day gets better!

Other than his flaming racism and a plethora of childishly misguided views, Lovecraft was a huge bro and everyone who knew him liked him.

teemingbrain.com/2013/05/02/h-p-lovecraft-a-rabidly-racist-almost-fascist-thoroughly-lovely-person/

>Lovecraft was also married
To a Jew, of all ethnicities. And they separated due to financial troubles, not for lack of affection. HP adamantly refused to the get a job other than writing, even when malnutrition started affecting his health. His wife had to support the entire family - a woman in early XXth century! She was only home once every few months, and this is no family life. So they went their separate ways, and the experience was so painful for HPL that he came up with his trademark ultra-pessimistic stories.

I wonder if everyone would care more about the Old Flesh if it would stop trying to devour them all along with the entire Omniverse?

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I can not disagree with a push for more bug Pokemon. I love those little bastards.

Lovecraft would also haven't felt any shame about his wife working, because he was thoroughly against sexism. Though, admittedly, that was because he though it originated in the orient.

Our party takes the day off.

He follows you. And he'll keep following you no matter where you go, and he'll keep trying his best to "fix" your party if they get sick or die horribly.

AIDS

Yeah but he wants only the gross shit.

for some reason i find this absolutely hilarious

>Make my wife stay at home and don't let her vote? What am I, Chinese? This is America!

...honestly an attitude I wish more Americans would adopt. If another country is doing something bad it's all the more reason we should not.

>Fascism? Look I like pizza as much as the next guy...
>Genocide? I don't even speak French.
>Anti gay laws? Yeah and I'll bet next you'll tell me trillion dollar bills work too. Go back to Zimbabwe! "I'm from Saudi Arabia" Same thing!

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>Genocide? I don't even speak French
What about all those Indians, Bob?

They have Indians in France?

It doesn’t work because anti-gay laws, genocide and women not voting were in fact American at one time.
It’s literally just the current year argument.

Dot a plenty. Feather not really.

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Well one eats nothing but heavy cream and white bread and one is autistic about food, eating anything but hating the sensation outside boogers.

I wish this dude would finish his fucking system already.
He may be an SJW psychopath but I love his work.
I have personally argued with the guy a couple of times.
One time because he accused all bronies of being literal child molesters and another time because he defended rape porn and guro while saying people who are into loli porn should go to jail.

>bogleech
>defending rape porn and guro
>and getting indignant over fapbait Pokémon
Somehow I’m not surprised