Your friend sends this as his character portrait for the 5e game

>your friend sends this as his character portrait for the 5e game
What's your response?

Okay.

>git gud fgt

"Sorry, we aren't doing a naval campaign"

Doesn't that guy have 4 balls?

Not even one of the Top 3 Jojos. Friend needs better taste.

Is that a reference to ジョジョの奇妙な冒険?

That's nothing. I once got this as a character portrait

This.

He's not on a boat, he's just using the sailor background.

I drive to his house and beat his ass with a sock full of oranges, as I have promised to do multiple times if he ever tries to blatantly rip off an anime I FUCKING INTRODUCED HIM TO in my games again. Motherfucker legitimately thought I wouldn't recognize rubber and gum.

Sorry kid, three testicles maximum.

Shit this campaign finally got interesting.

>navel

>trips of three testicle truth

...

Tell him if he wants the athletics and perception skills that badly he can just make a custom background.

JoJo's an instant disqualification. Especially if it's coming from my one friend that never shuts the fuck up about it and bases all of his characters on it, anyhow.

He's easily in the top 3 (Johnny, Josuke, Josuke 2 Electric Boogaloo)

Yep.

>not an animeonly secondary
He's in.

hurr durr stop liking what i don't like

He's got 2 halves of an eye from one person and 2 halves of another, and his stand is half of one and half of the other.

>no Joseph Joestar

get out.

I see your effeminate sailor, and raise you with a POC Fagromancer.

I raise you a magic casting dual wielding androgynous transvestite sailor protagonist

I mean, great, he provided art.
He’s not wearing armor or carrying weapons, but maybe he’s a Monk or just couldn’t find the right art.

>Sailor
He looks more like a ninja

I will welcome a fellow patriot of mother Russia.

Yeah, gonna have to agree with this dude here. You have some shit taste.