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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

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eGremlin
eGremlin

All the Deathwatch talk last thread made me wonder why there's no good Co-op Deathwatch vidya yet.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

veekyforums.com/thread/56812434/games
toxicrene is really good at killing vehicles, big brain bug is shit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Grabbed Dark Crusade on sale
Never played a DoW game or Strategy game before
Decide I should do some learnin before I jump in
This tutorial might just be the most boring thing I've ever seen

How fucked am I if I just skip it?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

creating a new thread when we're on page 6
Oh well, nth for da boyz(female)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

no XCOM style Deathwatch game where you customize and advance your squad

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Its a generic RTS, just skip it you dolt.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Exodites when?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Made a Land Raider Ares for open play. Thoughts?

Skip it, its easy as fuck anyway, just click who you want to move then click where you want them to go/shoot.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

wrong Board go to >>vg or >>V for those questions

King_Martha
King_Martha

This really activates my Almonds. Why would Corbulo still be looking for a cure to the Flaw if they wont be making any more of the tainted marinelets?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I just want Space Marine 2 with dungeon crawling.

takes2long
takes2long

Thats a sexy fuckin land raider bruh

massdebater
massdebater

9/10 would loot

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

To cure the special characters before they get turned into chad marines

Techpill
Techpill

What’s a fluffy Iron Warriors army look like?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That would probably compete for the same niche as Space Hulk.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Gaunt's Ghosts Warmaster anyone?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

a pile of corpses who killed themselves in a fit of autism

WebTool
WebTool

Let’s build a Christmas list! What do we put in it and what do we paint them as?

Vostroyan Nutcrackers

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Chaos Lord, renegade basilisks, and hoards of cultists.

TechHater
TechHater

Das cool mane
How'd you do it?

eGremlin
eGremlin

What's the best bit of "good" grimdark in 40k? As in, not pointless "blood and gore and dead babies" for the hell of it, but "makes sense in the context of the fucked up universe" way.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wouldn't it be Da Goylz?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

but the ones going ballistic are primaries isn't it?
that just means the whole "free of RT" was bullcrap and something inherent of the BA geneseed as Cawl predicted

Lunatick
Lunatick

Because why have one batch of marines from one source like cloning pods or conventional recruitment, when you can have marines from both conventional recruitment AND cloning pods? Double the marines!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Well, if you've never played an RTS game before...

ZOG IT! Just go in blind and play it by ear. Tell us how you did when you're done too!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Oh god yes.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Any vindicators? Or any Obliterators?

farquit
farquit

I keep my eye on Space Hulk but currently the gameplay just seems so slow. And I don't like Dark Angels or the fact that hacking is a skill either.

I just want to run around committing extreme guerrilla warfare against various Xenos Races.

5mileys
5mileys

Pretty much anything in Guy Haley’s Baneblade series. But that’s my opinion.

w8t4u
w8t4u

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Bidwell
Bidwell

the black rage

iluvmen
iluvmen

Do we know if another company has the rights to Space Marine?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If i do remember correctly during the Blood Angels stream. The Lore guy mentioned that Dante is increasing production of Scouts and that scouts are going towards both Manlets and Chads.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Orks aren't jews so no.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Who do you think produced DoW3?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Okay guys, I need some ideas for acolytes. If you have them post them?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Has it gotten any better with the modding community starting to come in or not?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Hordes of infantry and cultists backed up vindicators, daemon engines and obliterators.

A slow, grinding advance up the table leade by infantry, followed by seige guns.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I understood it so, that any enemy character with 10 or more wounds by default (aka, at the beginning of the game) can be targeted, it doesn't change it, if he is hurt or not

the whole shit about being visible or not, that should be scrapped tough

whereismyname
whereismyname

I played like 15 minutes and hated it. I dunno.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

the ending of Death of Integrity felt to me as the type of grimdark that the franchise is always advocating

The Novamarines/Blood drinkers manage to escape alongside 2 magi that were with them, but several honor guard guys from both chapters die, the DAoT ship they find escapes and laughs at them for being impotent against chaos, the chapter master of the BD goes black rage and mutates as he denies Kairos' offer, finally the MC's teacher/parental figure dies starting the engines thus allowing the ship to escape, then when he finds out the magos knew of the AI he tries to kill him but it's stopped because they manage to get a ton of STCs and are hailed heroes, so gets so depressed for his failure that he goes on a penitent crusade and is never seen again despite being the primary candidate for next chapter master

the entire thing felt so bittersweet that it truly felt like the grimdarkness

takes2long
takes2long

Nope.
DoW 3 is also total abandonware.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Am I fluff enough lads?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I think it’s suppose to be charactistic. It’s too scary to have a Hive tyrant or some other massive creature get so close.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I bought it on sale recently, played through the whole campaign and some vs AI matches.
It feels... bad but i cant really say why. I just get this empty feeling when playing it, its got so soul.

Emberfire
Emberfire

It's decent, but the multiplayer still needs a lot more work from the game dev end (the fact they're letting the modding community tinker with it instead of being assholes about mods is a good sign).

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Get some Plasma, Melta, and Fists in those Crusader squads. You’re hamstringing yourself otherwise.

DeathDog
DeathDog

We're assuming its full of typos/mistakes and are not going to play with it until the FAQ but yes, it no longer says wounds characteristics, just wounds.
Other rules that just say "wounds" refers to wounds remaining but I cant believe this isn't an error.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Noted - thanks

massdebater
massdebater

Small question, can apothecaries revive characters?

likme
likme

I kitbashed mine from the DV cultists, spare SM weapon bits, and lots of filing and greenstuff. They work pretty well for acolytes.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The res thirst/black rage

The Lamenters at Slaughterhouse 3 (I think is the name of the planet). Orks have taken over the planet and the Lamenters must exterminate the xenos. In doing so they desperately try to save the human populace. Eventually the civilians realize none of them will escape if the space marines keep trying to save them, so the humans will fly stay behind while the lamenters retreat to orbit and exterminate the planet.

The orks are repelled and the Lamenters are lauded as heroes, until Malakim Phoros rejects the accolades, citing the mission as a fail and almost being branded heretics

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

If you have to cut down some squads by 5 that’s fine, as you’ll want to buff everyone else with weapons. Plenty of special weapons and the like. Make sure those Lieutenants gets fists or swords and that you sprinkle fists and Melta/plasma into the Crusader Squads. Maybe see about another apothecary too.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is the character's squad targetable?fucking hell, Celestine can.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What are you gonna ask ABD Veeky Forums?
reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/7hpgp1/ama_announcement_aaron_dembskibowden_black/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How the imperium treats psykers. It's grimdark as fuck, but when they could become a portal for daemons at any moment it's the only reasonable way to treat them.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'm trying to build something choppy enough to be fluffy that doesn't involve using a bloody stormraven/land raider to get into charge range. Thought a big pile of troops would give units enough chaff to close the distance. Helpful feedback, thanks again.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What's he getting his parents for Christmas.

Spamalot
Spamalot

faggot

Inmate
Inmate

It's a Landraider Redeemer with an extra heavy flamer on each side, and the front end of a Vindicator (gun and shield) in place of the normal assault ramp. It's a nice, fairly simple conversion.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Perfect. There’s nothing wrong with an LRC as the Templars were the ones to design it, but going with chunky squads is always good. If you have to, cut some squads down by 2-3 all around then and have the characters run with them. Load up on fists and special weapons and call it a day as you wreck face.

Emberfire
Emberfire

If the characters are in a squad with no other wounded models, then yes. But they come back with just one wound.

Apothecaries only heal Chapter infantry.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Would this be an alright list in a 2k point casual game? I fucking suck at writing lists

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Considering the unit cost, which is better at 1500 points:
a battalion detachment in which you take all your units
a battalion detachment where you take your soldiers, flyer detachment for flyer and vanguard detachment for your elites plus HQ officers in all the detachments

Unless I'm missing something there's no drawback to taking multiple detachments other than the buy in costs for all the mandatory slots ? All you get from this is more slots and command points.

DeathDog
DeathDog

fluffy
0 Sword Brothers

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

OMG user used my shitty image for OP i am honored.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Thats why 8th edition FoC is fucking dumb, you spam as many detachments as possible for maximum cp

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If it's a casual game then diversify your units a bit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Does creating Poxwalkers with pic-related above the squad limit cost reinforcement points?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

no

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

STEAMLINED

MPmaster
MPmaster

Already got enough of them in my other list which has a (FUCKING) Stormraven in. Trying something different and gotta save points somewhere old chap.

King_Martha
King_Martha

What do you mean?

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'm pretty sure templars are pretty much a normal chapter now they got almost wiped out and replaced after the storm of chaos thing with guilliman.

Cant they use librarians now?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I hope not.

w8t4u
w8t4u

All those HQs aren't cheap.

askme
askme

What the fuck are you smoking user?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

BT Librarians? No such thing.
Abhor the Witch, motherfucker

Methnerd
Methnerd

what if i tell you its intentional?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Fucking yes. I hope people are ready for a fucking Poxman Apocalypse.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Shadow of War crossed with Space Hulk Deathwing

SniperGod
SniperGod

It's not an ability they lost, its a choice they stand by.

WebTool
WebTool

That was a single Crusade; meaning not even 1/10th of the Chapter.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Does anybody have any good sources or books that reference the Craftworld: Il-Kaithe?

Spamalot
Spamalot

No, but here's Rise of the Ynnari!

farquit
farquit

That’s only if everyone around your poxwalkers die first. Anyone smart enough would shoot them before they got too close and to make sure the units around them don’t add to their numbers.

TreeEater
TreeEater

as a question how does the grey knight codex hold up against chaos anything armies?
I see alot of people say their bad without proper reasons but how do they fair against what they were made to deal with?

Flameblow
Flameblow

As a BT player I'm totally cool with never having access to librarians.

I just wish we got something in their place. Currently BT is just a normal chapter minus Librarians.

SniperWish
SniperWish

What if I told you there is a stratagem to help with that also? The Poxman Apocalypse is happening and you can't stop it now.

WebTool
WebTool

Hips for days
Pretty sure thats a female space marine

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Beside your characters is a 2 unit spam list with no AA unless the Knights get into combat with the vehicles. Also your scouts have no transports or long range weapons so they're mostly stuck after they infiltrate. Take some rhinos or wait for the codex to get land speeders storm.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I have met some guys who have some nice hips user.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Please tell me how the dead plan to march.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Thoughts on GSC? They’re by no means anywhere near top tier, but their models are Chad AF. Patriarch is probably my favourite model around.

MPmaster
MPmaster

It's just some heretically good fan art.

farquit
farquit

I just wish we got something in their place.
It's called Crusader Squads.

5mileys
5mileys

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takes2long
takes2long

So what does a good BA list look like?

Just spam Librarian dreads and Death Company?

Inmate
Inmate

In the old thread.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

They're just Tac Squads that can take Neophytes.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Here's what I inteded with this list.
deepstrike all my death wing
throw the scouts on the table
they sit in cover and shoot heavy bolters at whatever enemy has
my knights come in and smash the shit out of anything t8 or lower and hunt characters with belial

It was meant to be a deathwing list but I needed some filler to be able to deepstrike the deathwing

Emberfire
Emberfire

Nigga do you appreciate how much firepower you can pack into a 5 model crusader squad?

Evilember
Evilember

I prefer the pouncing one from the space hulk game, but yeah, they have cool sculpts.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Are necrons HQs overpriced?
Lord don't have many uses as it's support abilities aren't that good as necrons are already ld 10, so only large squads of warriors actually enjoy the bonus but it's a waste to bring a lord along.
And the O-lord feels like a expensive SM Captain.

FastChef
FastChef

Not shooting your Poxwalkers or guys around them.

spends 2cp to do nothing

JunkTop
JunkTop

Gonna suck if they have fliers.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

No one local runs fliers

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How many models would have to be in a unit to completely surrounded a Vehicle?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Can you link it? I went through the archive but still couldn't find it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Can GSC take a titan? If so that’s cool as fuck

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

implying that devotion to the Emperor and purging xenos doesn't give you great birthing hips

takes2long
takes2long

Throw in some Sanguinary Guard

Methshot
Methshot

Sanguinary. Axes wound T8 on a 4+, Banner boy gives them a 5+++ and rerolling 1's to wound. Pretty nasty

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Just a sarge, special weapon, and heavy weapon.

Heavy weapon slows the rest of the unit down because all the choices are heavy.

Trooper getting a melee weapon option isn't really that great. Oh boy, a power weapon on a 1-attack model.

RavySnake
RavySnake

1 special weapon
1 heavy weapon
Different from tac squad how?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

No, there are no Titans with Astra Militarum, they're a completely different branch of military. The biggest thing they can take is Baneblades.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You need to hit 10 in a tac squad to get both heavy and special weapons.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

implying there is anything else in range for you to shoot
implying your options are not either to get fucked and waste your turn or to get fucked for the remainder of the game
mfw

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Still pretty cool

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

One big mob of sang, one big mob of dc. Warlord with jump pack relic and immunity to morale trait. Beyond that, get whatever you need to do to clear screens as efficiently as possible.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

As a BT player, I had no idea. Thanks user

happy_sad
happy_sad

Forgot to add that you should bring the Sanguinor. +1A for units in range matters a lot. He could make his points back on that aura alone.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Nigger all anyone has to do to counter that is shoot the poxwalkers directly after you activate the strat.

FastChef
FastChef

Give me one good reason that Cawl shouldn't be Fabricator General of mars. He is a friend to children, promotes progress and ressurected the Primarch SINGLE HANDEDLY (excluding false xeno-witch powers).

He is the hero the Imperium needs!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I kinda dig the Admech and how their "radical/puritan" spectrum actually makes sense. If you're too puritan you get nothing done and drive away allies, if you're too radical you might fuck yourself royally overreaching your abilities in the face of Chaos or Necrons or whatever. It's why I get a bit annoyed when people say they're all complete idiots who don't know how anything works, because that's like saying all Guard officers are Chenkov.

Lunatick
Lunatick

because he's a xeno worshipping heretek
we're all thinking it we're just too polite to say it

iluvmen
iluvmen

He’s also a radical and seen as a borderline heretech by others in the Mechanicus. His promotion would cause a civil war.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Sorry, i misled you.
Mixed up with this one.
veekyforums.com/thread/56804367/games

Snarelure
Snarelure

But you can't do that, user! They just keep multiplying and coming over to grab your ass!

Emberburn
Emberburn

add one model to the unit
doesn't specify what kind of model
mfw turning dead gaunts into baneblades by the power of nurgle

Emberfire
Emberfire

It's "heretek"

SniperWish
SniperWish

Haven't been involved in 40k for about ten years here, just picked up a squad of Death Korps Grenadiers and thinking of getting into small scale games... like 250-500pts, iirc I used to play under "skirmish" rules but it's been a long time.

Does anyone do that anymore? From a brief perusal of the GW website, Bell of Lost Souls, etc, it seems like the hobby has largely moved into large-scale 2000+pt games with Baneblades and titans etc.

Is inquisitor something that's still played?

Picture semi-related but not mine.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Cawl for General?
strawpoll.me/14570453/r

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Seeing as how the guard offensive on the tau was just drive forward, they might as well be.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Iron Warriors warband stranded in bitter chaos vs chaos battle
fall to nurgle to survive
use lots of nurgle daemon vehicles

Sounds cool?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

They can't multiply if you shoot poxwalkers

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

His only feat is how we managed to not be purged and turned into servitor for being a heretek.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It does say on the poxman profile, but I like the way you think.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I like it. They have bare minimum worshiping to take full advantage of nurgle's sturdiness.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No problem bro, it happens. It was out (Warmaster) since 2014, but besides bl it's not available anywhere which is really strange.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sure am whats the point

Firespawn
Firespawn

poxman profile rule is replaced though! The power of Nurgle has no limits!!!!!!!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

or guys around them.
20 pox walkers can cover a lot of ground.

That said, that strat is a lot better using the walkers as the unit in front of 20 plague marines with full upgrades.

TechHater
TechHater

There'd be a schism almost instantly, and then Titans walk and worlds burn, so can't vote for that. I do like him, though.

On a side note, I would watch and/or read the fuck out of a West Wing/House of Cards style 40k politics series if they kept it to one season or a couple books to stop it getting boring. Might just be me being weird, but I actually really liked the High Lord maneuvering sections of The Emperor's Legion and the Martian politics in Mechanicum, and there's your A and B plots with frequent interconnection right there.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

So you use Cloud of Flies so they can't be shot, surround them with Cultists, and hide the Poxies on turn 1. Holy fuck I forgot how bad Veeky Forums is at 40k

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

this guy doesn't know 100% of things about every codex

LMAO SO DUMB

xD

t. you

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

MOST PLAYTESTED EDITION EVER!

Booteefool
Booteefool

He's not worshiping anything; he's simply observing how xeno-tech functions and than replicating that for Imperial use.

The only "hereteks" I know are those who deny the truth and obstruct the Quest for Knowledge. They will be the first to go on the day of the data-rope.

And building Primaris Marines.
And building Hover Tanks.
And saving Robby G's life
And saving Celestine and Greyfax

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Then your opponent ignores your two units of useless chaff and shoots all your actual threatening shit off the board.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Can't stall the Cawl. Somehow one of his many many copies has found a way to make his chassis cheaper according to Chapter Approved.

Do you think there's multiple "Main Cawl" bodies in his gestalt? Would go a little way towards justifying why he shows up so often in Admech armies.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Because he is actually a xenos (specifically an ancient Ork Oddboy) behind all those cybernetics. His voice modulator's just tuned so it sounds like he's speaking like a normal human!

...Oh my Emperor, Guilliman's working with a xeno-witch AND a xenos-scientist.

THAT'S DOUBLE HERESY!!

happy_sad
happy_sad

look at the last two sentences, Corbulo discoverd some dark shot about our beloved Chadmarines

cum2soon
cum2soon

Retard who criticizes strategy without knowing the rules

The saga continues.

idontknow
idontknow

You are bad and shout feel bad, retarded scrub.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Post perfect models.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Then your massive blob of shit secures objectives, clogs the board, and eventually has to be dealt with as you can add Typhus to the mix with Blades of Putrefaction and Putrescent Vitality.

You really seem to not want this user to use the Poxblob strat, did you get btfo by it last week?

Firespawn
Firespawn

You know, I don't think humans could ever get as tall as A primarch.. Maybe HE'S a Xeno as well!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What's everyone working on tonight? My Oyumaru arrived so I'm practicing making moulds for my next project.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Also Iron Warriors are retards for having

Warsmith
Warpsmith

As two important and central figures in their leadership hierarchy. I can imagine a simple typo or glitch in some crappy vox machine would lead to a lot of crap.

TechHater
TechHater

Best modell coming though ( if it werent resin )

eGremlin
eGremlin

Yea but this shows more just Red Thirst level of things. uncontrolled levels of Red Thirst.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

20 models
massive blob of shit

user 20 models can be wiped off the board in one round of shooting or close combat from one of my units.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Doesn't matter! None of you can stop the Poxman Apocalypse anymore!

girlDog
girlDog

ITS SHIIITT

happy_sad
happy_sad

They can't be shot at from Cloud of Flies and are surrounded by two squads of 25+ man Cultist squads. The Cultists are from a CSM Patrol for Tide of Traitors. The Pox have The Dead Walk Again on them.

Go ahead, shoot the Cultists.

5mileys
5mileys

gods that looks bad wtf even is that

takes2long
takes2long

the Apoxalypse

iluvmen
iluvmen

Who buys this crap?

likme
likme

Man the old Blood Angels models are really tiny compared to the new Primaris stuff.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the wings look like shit, she should wear armor, its resin and her sword doesnt match her outfit

great bait, i almost belived that you honestly think that this model is the best

hairygrape
hairygrape

Literal Perfection.

Techpill
Techpill

And what is the only Xenos humanity knows of that gets grows anywhere near Primarch size?

THOSE-THRONE DAMNED GREENSKINS, THAT'S WHO!

[Seriously, go ask Commissar Yarrick what it was like meeting Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka face-to-face. An Ork growing that to Cawl's size isn't that unusual at all]

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

lmao make him smaller like the primaris was a knight or something

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I don't

Wow you wasted 2cp and did nothing.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Made a 2,000 point Imperial Fist list to use this Friday against some new Nids. Thoughts?

Emberburn
Emberburn

yeah, but that makes him even better, everyone knows that dwarfs are fierce fighters

SniperWish
SniperWish

Perverts
I should know the local Sisters player has one and oggles it every chance he can

StonedTime
StonedTime

looks good to me, but do you really want to use FW against a new tyranid player ?

TechHater
TechHater

Don't post as pdf. Save it as an image.

FastChef
FastChef

He's been playing Nids for five years, only he's using the new Nid codex.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sorry, fixed that.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I wait until turn 3 when you're out of CP from spending 2 every turn and then murder them all in one round.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

the Pox-Eclipse

Nojokur
Nojokur

perfection

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

oh, okay my bad, go on then
I hope you two have a lot of fun and dont forget make some pictures for us

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

So a Stormraven is basically a flying Land Raider. How would it be painted when transporting Terminators: black or white ?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Depends on chapter you tit.

girlDog
girlDog

I dont know about this idea user. You are going to be spending at the minimum 914 points on this configuration. If you fill the rest with stuff to kill chaff it will probably be more effective to just replace those 2 squads with more guns. since they will most likely wont make your points back on them as assault units.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

That's an ugly paintjob user

5mileys
5mileys

Chadmarines now count as dedicated transports

massdebater
massdebater

Your list sounds boring AF, not to mention mobility being a glaring weakness. Plus I'm pretty sure you don't even get any command points at all

Inmate
Inmate

Shut up Ben, you absolute fucking fedora

hairygrape
hairygrape

You're telling me your lists don't have at least 9CP?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I've always liked this model despite it's age.

TreeEater
TreeEater

depends, if it just transports them occasionally , then is would be black, but if it is their dedicated stormraven then i would paint it white

Snarelure
Snarelure

Mine do, yours won't because you're running a fucking Patrol detachment lol

Emberfire
Emberfire

dark angels in the photo
durrr, depends on what chapter

SniperWish
SniperWish

I was torn between BT or DA, mainly because of this absolute fantastical model.
I might still get one to paint it purely for pleasure, but I would love to find some use for this bad boy on the tabletop.

WebTool
WebTool

Cloud of Flies stratagem. No bully Poxwalkers for a phase.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

le tittays xD XDDDDDDDDDDD

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Correct

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I play Thousand Sons, and I tend to only have 7 CP (usually a Battalion and a Vanguard).

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

not green
not mentioning DW in the fucking text
BLACK AS IN RW OR BONE WHITE AS IN DW

durrr you retard. Also give some highlights and shades to that shit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I use mine as a generic Captain for MyDudes^tm

whereismyname
whereismyname

Is there any real use of Baal predaror?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Doesn't run 2 Batallions
Holy fuck do you actually think you need a Brigade for 9+CP?
Or are you an autist who can only use one big detachment because it's "fair"?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

go fast with stratagem

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Flamestorm cannon and 2 flamers.

MPmaster
MPmaster

It can be converted into Hellforged Predator.

Soft_member
Soft_member

And building Primaris Marines.
Abominations no better that Fabilous Bill's creations

And building Hover Tanks.
Doesn't count as "building" when he stole all the Grav Land Raiders to refurbish into Repulsors

And saving Robby G's life
Guilliman was healing on his own

And saving Celestine and Greyfax
Saving a Daemon and a Mutant

massdebater
massdebater

open play

Inmate
Inmate

tripple flamer is fun
dakka predator is fun, too, even if there are cheaper options for the same fire output

idontknow
idontknow

Because he is actually a xenos (specifically an ancient Ork Oddboy)

Cawl is Orkimedes.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

dark angels are only green
not black for ravenwing or white for deathwing as well
DURRR NOT OBVIOUS ENOUGH

Also, it's not mine.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You might like Shadow War or Necromunda.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Add a Batallion of Tzeench Daemons or just Chaos Marines. They're cheap to fill out and give you screens and buffs plus access to Codex strats

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Love it, wish they didn't half ass the actual LR creation rules and made them available for all types of play. Sadly since almost nobody plays open play the vehicle creation rules won't get much traction and won't get expanded.

w8t4u
w8t4u

So how much do y'all think the Ravenwing Talonmasters are gonna cost? Seems like an ungodly amount of dakka. Plus Grim Resolve kind of invalidates footslog Company Masters.

Anyway I knew I'd regret buying those models before the codex came out.

iluvmen
iluvmen

He's right you know.

idontknow
idontknow

when GW released Primaris marines they also released squats

Methnerd
Methnerd

I need something to read. Any suggestions on Admech books?

Snarelure
Snarelure

A true American hero

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's usually a mixed battalion of Tzeentch Daemons/Thousand Sons and then a Vanguard of Chaos Space Marines.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Got a list?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Skitarii and Tech-Priest are good, Stroika is badass and Torquora is everything an Archmagos should be and lays some serious burns on Iron Warriors. Momentary idiocy when he destroys that STC at the end,
could have been useful even with the feedback problem
but otherwise cool.

Mechanicum is sweet if you just want to see Darkmech demolishing everything in fine style, Titanicus is GOAT Admech book.

girlDog
girlDog

I actually think the High Lord part, especially that of the Fabricator General, hasn't been explored enough in books

cum2soon
cum2soon

The greatest.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Ironic that Tau auxiliaries are the best thing about the faction.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Do you eat fast food and greasy snacks and play and touch your minis?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Trust me... I know.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Makes sense, they're a bunch of blind communist weaklings afterall.

Illusionz
Illusionz

WHY DID THEY REMOVE THIS MODEL FROM THE FACTION. I did ask them for more Auxiliary support on the survey. I hope you did.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You have my pity Gue'la.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

TALONS ARMYI NEED HQ LEAKS AND RELEASE DATE!!!

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yes but all the greasy food touches my left hand and my right hand only touches my models and dice.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

For the Greater Good!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Huh. Since my good ol Company Master got recently promoted to Chapter Master I could give the vacant to an Unforgiven Emperors Champion (tm)

Spamalot
Spamalot

I don't even play Tau and I love the idea of some klingon/turian hybrids riding around on an Allosaurus

cum2soon
cum2soon

How the fuck is geedubs going to make daemons playable? With the current state of the game, I just don't see it happening. Especially for shit like Nettes.

takes2long
takes2long

No, the only way to do that is open play or playing a "Genestealer Cult" that uses the rules for regular guard (which would disqualify you from allying tyranids)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Fuck... You are right, she looks like a girl.

Methshot
Methshot

Did anyone ever try to make space marine chapter based on each country? I'm thinking of something like angry marines.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Femarines confirmed.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Sports teams make better badges.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Does each Chapter have a designated trap marine to keep morale high?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's usually something like:
Ahriman
Changeling
1x5 Scarab Occult
3x10 Pink Horrors
1x Vindicator

Terminator Sorcerer
2x Helbrute
1x10 Rubric Marines
1x10 Cultists
1x Forgefiend

Sometimes more, sometimes less. Lately I've been throwing in a Chaos Lord to baby-sit my shooty stuff; reroll 1's is just too good to pass up on, and I'm not buying a Daemon Prince for twice the price. Sometimes Magnus comes in, replacing the Rubric Marines or the Scarab Occult.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I miss them.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

and also this too bad it's resin

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Grimgor?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Talons
Army
Pick one and only one. A pair of infantry units does not an entire faction make.

farquit
farquit

So DA are getting Stormraven - But I have a question, can it carry a redemptor dreadnought?

likme
likme

GW already showed they were getting an HQ on their page my guy

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Can you believe that some people here don't have designated trap players at their stores? I feel bad for them. Ours is highly fuckable.

TreeEater
TreeEater

SoS get grenade launchers in 30k
you will never Deepstrike your dildo tank next to Magnus and shoot 10 psych-out grenades up his asshole
Why live

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

He riveted the hand plates to his fucking fingerbones?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nah, just a FW model. Though Grimgor is another perfect Ork model.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Female primarch confirmed!

WebTool
WebTool

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LIST?!

Holy shit, thanks for the laugh, user.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Lucky

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Is this guy an “exalted Champion” now? I can’t find a model that matches the exalted champion rules

StonedTime
StonedTime

One HQ and two infantry units does not a faction make.

You'll probably be part of a big Imperial Agents books alongside Inquisition and Assassins. Maybe Sisters and Knights too.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

nah, they're on top of gloves

eGremlin
eGremlin

More like a wasted single space mom.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

The rules aren't out but I can almost guarantee that it won't.
You'll have to wait a while for the Primaris Meteoric Drop Pod which can either be built to carry 10 Primaris Marines (or 5 in gravis armour) or 1 Primaris Redemptor Dreadnought.
60 bucks.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

everything here just screams NO

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Come to think of it, we do have exactly one (((girl))) at our LGS...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

SAY MY NAME

SAY
A
Y

MY
Y

NAME
A
M
E

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm not sure what's so humorous about that list. It's got some Thousand Sons infantry supported by daemons and tanks.

Nojokur
Nojokur

you can run them as their own army with that HQ, wouldn't be surprised if they had more up their sleeves

Illusionz
Illusionz

I count 25 terminators here. How many is there usually in Deathwing?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Fuck man have you ever looked at the number of races the T'au empire apparently have in their army? Aside from kroot and Vespid they have Psychic Bears,Dwarves, Humanoid frogs, and Dog like reptiloids. I'd love to see these get models and rules.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

hello waac eldar

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Just make one out of an Aspiring Champion or Chaos Lord.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Standard Marines can do so since it has the Dreadnought keyword.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

named character only
Fucking DROPPED

viagrandad
viagrandad

Yes, that's the exalted champ now.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

How viable are Deathwatch?
All the options and character looks fun, but I can't really tell how they'd play on the table.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Just make a shield captain and run him with those rules

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Instead GW are going to produce another ludicrously named, ludicrously overpointed mess of a battlesuit.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

100

Playboyize
Playboyize

I love them lots but currently they are very overpriced and heavily underperofrm because of it.

I go into most games expecting to lose or tie, but have a shit ton of fun anyway because they're the most customizable and very space marine army around with fun rules.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sisters'll get their own codex, they have their own Adepta Sororitas entry in CA instead of just being a part of Ministorum
They won't get it for a while though since, y'know, they were included in CA

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Lastly, the Paunch himself. My favorite fantasy model as a kid.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Oh indeed.
What is she like?

Evilember
Evilember

I just realised i have "sloppy dressed girl" fetish...

Flameblow
Flameblow

Nah, just sad Deldar. My last open play game was against IG that included 120 conscripts, a vulture, and 3 special characters.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

GW still use the same wolf sculpts

WebTool
WebTool

They also have Khajite

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

If paired with stormtroopers or the like, would they become more competitive?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

that must be a pretty damned important landing to be able to muster and fully dedicate 25% of your total elite terminator force there.

Alternatively this makes me think, rotation within deathwing must be pretty quick considering in each space hulk mission they get into at least one will get torn to shreds

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

oh sorry

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How many points do you usually play? Magnus is auto include at even 1500 or less

JunkTop
JunkTop

Dow3 was the biggest rts disaster of the year.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Overpriced and could do with the elite characters of the SM codex, and some options are held back for no reason, but when you can get them into the right place they're lethal to the right kind of enemy.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

GW really needs to get new sculpts for everything that hasn't been updated since before 2000. Going 20 years without new models is pretty inexcusable.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This
With the points changes and old relic return, the Cannoness is actually really solid now. For a measly 57pts, you get 4 WS2+ rerolling 1s S5 Ap-3 D3 attacks and a melta pistol sporting a 3+/4++ save.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I loaded up the Space Marine codex of using the index.

Says Redemptor cannot be carried.
However if we are given access to the contemtpor? Perhaps.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

She runs the events at the store and refuses to play with an unpainted army.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yup. There was literally nothing I could do.
but it's fluffy!

farquit
farquit

I know, I dont like Battle suits anymore. I want a cool moving T'au army supported by Lizardmen

takes2long
takes2long

Their release schedule is abysmal. You get maybe one box release a week if you're lucky but the majority of releases are books. They need to start pumping stuff out faster, especially since they've apparently upgraded their infrastructure.

w8t4u
w8t4u

be technically designated trap player in store
just get called fag and bullied for refusing to play my Chaos Marines as anything but Emperor's Children
everyone else switches subfaction traits between tournaments
I'm jealous of your stores designated trap user

iluvmen
iluvmen

You still like them. That's why they keep making them.

Inmate
Inmate

love you, user!

likme
likme

Based Juan Diaz

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

40k lizardmen army when?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

have you tried opening your butt to them?

Snarelure
Snarelure

especially since they've apparently upgraded their infrastructure.
Yeah, it's powered by all of Britain.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Maybe choose a csm faction that doesn't make you seem like a faggot. I've not met one EC player that wasn't an uncle touchy or some magical realm sperg

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You let them do that to you? Meet them outside, beat the shit out of them, and grind their nuts with your heel. Make sure you light their minis on fire for good
measure.

TechHater
TechHater

So long as these guys never get changed

FastChef
FastChef

I wont bully you user much ~<3

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Might honestly have been the biggest RTS one ever. Built off a fairly loved and established series, advertised nice enough for a game...and then ded.

The only other thing I can remember that is similarish is Act of Aggression recently. RIP CnC.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I really hope they clarify that character targeting thing. I really like 8th, but those little bits really ruin it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Absolutely. FW units and Storm Troopers are the perfect additions.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is the WH community Facebook picture lewd or is it just me?

Nojokur
Nojokur

just you

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Work them into an Exodite codex maybe?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Stone trolls as a sculpt have aged really well. And so did the river trolls, I'm not sure why GW decided they needed a new model.

cum2soon
cum2soon

refuses to play with an unpainted army.
excellent taste.

likme
likme

how us that indecent ?

Methnerd
Methnerd

be my stores designated trap
only play subtly converted Aelves (tm) as Adepta Sororitas (tm)
forced to carry the Citadel Buttplug (tm) holding a Guilliman miniature up in my butt all the time
If I win games they punch me in the belly
If I lose they get "premium time" with me in the store owners' dungeon

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

No
I like my Noise Marines and purple, pink, black, and gold colour scheme though.
Also Lucius is fun when I run him.
Okay I say bullying but it's more good natured ribbing, everyone cops it, fat guy gets called fatass, store owner gets called Jew, store owner had bone cancer when he was younger and after he said a particularly bad pun someone said "god damn it I hope your cancer just relapses"
Besides even if they were singling me out and only calling me a fag, which I really don't care about, and I wanted to do something, everyone is bigger than me.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm trying to see the lewd and I can't

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

lucky

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

So when is AI Aun'va going crazy with disgust over meatbags and kicking off the next big civil war?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

has a boob

Supergrass
Supergrass

didn't (tm) Guilliman
Now you've done it, strait to the dungeon with you!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

the ramblings of a madman

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

looks like a lionwing thing licking a dick

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

youtube.com/watch?v=E1HqaEnwd8g

5mileys
5mileys

fuck off traps and trap enabling faggots, go hang in pfg or something fuk of

askme
askme

They are only good for being mobile anti-tank really. They are too expensive to be used as anything else. Just wish that a mobile gun line with Breachers and pathfinders was viable

massdebater
massdebater

Tfw this cover was what made me realised I loved space lizards

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

doesn't have a store designated trap

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

what a weird thing I'm doing

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Cultists or marines?

TechHater
TechHater

it's too late user
also
not proving your dominance by fucking anything that's feminine
what are you, gay?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I dunno, look how suggestively the eagle is spreading it's... *wings*.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Usually 1500, sometimes 1000 or 2000. I try to avoid Magnus because he generates a ton of salt regardless of how hard the list actually is or whether I win or not. The FLGS is pretty all over in terms of competitiveness, so I usually just bring two copies of every point bracket and pick one based on my opponent.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

get a life

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I would honestly be uncomfortable around a crossdressing man or a transvestite in small space like a store. Must be really award for the people that have those at their clubs/LGS.
I'm married and have children so it isn't just because it's a woman nearby.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Don't get bullied! Our designated trap trans takes no shit. She's become the bully. She's started wearing heels so she's towering above all the manlets and telling them the army they play is for punks. You're not a punk user so stop acting like it!

viagrandad
viagrandad

Are you mental?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Cultists for troops. Marines for HQ/Elites.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Truly shameful display from that user.

massdebater
massdebater

Must be really award for the people that have those at their clubs/LGS.
Man you said it!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Cultists. Marines are just too mediocre. If you really want power-armoured bodies, either paint them up as Plague Marines/Noise Marines/Berzerkers, or just run them as Havocs.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

fugg :DDD

TreeEater
TreeEater

I want to see a T'au vs Exodite fight. Since it would be great seeing them getting their ass kicked by primative back water Eldar. Aren't the planets alive with like the souls of the dead exodites? The fucking planet starts kicking the T'au's ass.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

No, he's a Dark Angels player. Isn't it obvious?

Flameblow
Flameblow

I mean I bully back, like I told other user it is really just good natured ribbing.
We swear and call each other the worst insults, helps that there's no kids who play in our store I guess.
also getting bullied for looking like a girl is kind of hot
like when someone said the girls should leave and said "you too" when I didn't get up

SniperGod
SniperGod

Plus they ride dinosaurs. Battlesuit vs T Rex when?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

They can be their own faction but still be part of a larger "Imperium Potpourri" Codex. They did it in 7E, and it's not like they've increased the Sisters line significantly since then.

RumChicken
RumChicken

You cant tell with many of us, we pass pretty well.

I mean aside from playing 40k.

FastChef
FastChef

how is that a bad thing if you consider yourself a girl anyway?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I don't know how you delude yourself but, all the traps I've seen IRL have manhands, a deep voice, adams apple or other dead giveaways.

Nojokur
Nojokur

You cant tell with many of us, we pass pretty well.
Bullshit.
It's only weird if they make it weird. Maybe I'm just slightly autistic, but I care far more about whether my opponent has a solid grasp of the rules and a painted army than if they're a degenerate.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Sounds a lot like my bulgarian friend who would feel uncomfortable watching two guys kissing.

I don't get it, it's not like you have to do it yourself if you don't want to. Do you?

girlDog
girlDog

tfw our designated store trap flirts with everyone but me

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I acted indignant but I kind of liked it.
I don't crossdress in public and I'm not a tranny though, so it caught me off guard.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I think one of the problems is that their self-image actualizes when they're still teens, so they never really realize just how much testosterone has ravaged their bodies. Plus, they wildly underestimate how much attention men pay to a woman's body.

massdebater
massdebater

They really shouldnt rely on their playerbase not being rules-lawyering power-gaming pricks

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw my store doesn't have a designated trap

Methshot
Methshot

Can confirm this, but can also add hair type and certain facial features. /v/ taught me how tell things apart pretty well.

I care far more about whether my opponent has a solid grasp of the rules and a painted army
This is fair to say and really all that matters with warhammer40k.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Fulgrim is kinda fucking gay to be honest

Snarelure
Snarelure

Not even if I just run them as a sneaky squad of 5 with two plasmas?

Evilember
Evilember

Nurglized baneblade from the looks of it, best nurgle baneblade I saw was a guy who put three barrels on it so everything he shot would have the mark of nurgle in it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Rail Rifle option for Fire Warrior squads when?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

tfw my store doesn't have a designated trap

DeathDog
DeathDog

he thinks Fulgrim restricts himself to have sex with only his own gender
or species for that matter
top kek

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Even the clothed version is shit. I cant stress how I hate those cheesy female models with huge boobs and weirdly thin waists in power armour.

eGremlin
eGremlin

DELET

JunkTop
JunkTop

hol up hol up hol up.

If we're going maximum rules lawyer... Where in the rule book does it say the baneblade is a 'model'?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Technically, it is the natural reaction. Thankfully I don't see it very often while playing 40k.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Shit user, that sucks, sorry.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

a good idea for a nids 1000k army against demons od nurgle and deathguard

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

"Gee Shas'la B'il, how come the Shas'O lets you have two bonding knives?"

Supergrass
Supergrass

That's the least terrible way to run them, but you might as well paint them green and throw a third Plasma Gun in there then.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Pic related is a shit list I'm using on Saturday to fight some nerd at my FLGS.

It'll be my first game since 5th edition.

What Hive Fleet should I use?

I'm thinking Leviathan, since pretty much everything in my army should be in Synapse most of the time.

Either that or Kraken.

What do you think /40kg/?

farquit
farquit

Genestealers and Biovores.

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw my store doesn't have a designated trap

massdebater
massdebater

what show is this?

Inmate
Inmate

this is beautiful

Snarelure
Snarelure

I like what happened with this thread.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Makes me wonder how many know at my store. I just assume they all know. Either way they treat me really nice and roast me like every one else and seem to like having me around so I can't be that bad, I hope.

SniperWish
SniperWish

What did you use to make this?

WebTool
WebTool

Tau
Space Communists
Literally For the Greater Good: The Faction
Chaotic Neutral

Chaos
spooky bad guys: the faction
Chaotic Good

StonedTime
StonedTime

Seems accurate to me.

TechHater
TechHater

no bulge
dropped

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

That's not an alignment chart.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I thought the point was to match them with the statements, not the usual alignments.

whereismyname
whereismyname

If you kill the chaos marines, they win
Who is writing this shite? Like half the fucking chapters are renowned for tearing apart the enemy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Commies
good
at all

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

for the greater good
chaotic neutral

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tis battlescribe

Lunatick
Lunatick

Rigid caste system : the species
'Space communists'

This meme is never gonna die is it
Why do burgers call everything that isn't capitalism or democracy 'communism'

MPmaster
MPmaster

That wasn't what I was >implying.

More, I was >implying that a society with a caste system and state-licensed childbirth is nowhere near Chaotic

They knew exactly what they were doing when they made that image.

Spamalot
Spamalot

a pseudo communist caste based society that is built on basically slave labor
good

viagrandad
viagrandad

Its not an alignment chart nigger.

cum2soon
cum2soon

"Dis iz well known. If you wazzn't part o' da WAAAGH!!! ya dun get any o' da loot."

So simple even a humie can understand!

idontknow
idontknow

As a dude from iraq, i approve of this image

likme
likme

It's mostly the whole greater good thing it seems very communist in idea.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It's not slave labor when it's all robots.

Playboyize
Playboyize

All Tau work equally towards a greater whole. The Ethereals are just more equal.

Do Tau even have currency?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky

Methshot
Methshot

More BS

Emberfire
Emberfire

all of you are gonna go out and die for the glory of the etherials... I mean the greater good yeah.
not slave labor

SniperGod
SniperGod

Closest thing I’ve been able to identify it is as a Utilitarian Dictatorship.

WebTool
WebTool

You messed up the name Shas'la It would be Shas'ui T'au B'il.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Strapping a jump pack onto a dreadnought sounds like an awesome idea.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Utilitarian Dictorship

Nigga do your ears not work? That's what he just said.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

S"""or""""ry'

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You read comments with your ears?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

QUICK SOMEONE GRAB CAWL AND ORKIMEDES AND SHOVE THEM IN A ROOM UNTIL THEY COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT CAN MAKE THIS DREADNOUGHT'S DREAMS OF FLIGHT COME TRUE!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Utilitarian dictatorship strongly based on meritocracy
Now this is the real dream right here

Lunatick
Lunatick

he doesn't read with his ears

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

It's dificult at first but after a while the brail is soothing to my lobes.

happy_sad
happy_sad

How the fuck do the fucking Blood Angels not have a Dreadnought in Gold plates that has wings and a Jump Pack for the Sanguinary Guard who are too fucked up.

takes2long
takes2long

What sponson weapons should I take on this beast ?
Heavy Bolters or Heavy Flamers ?

askme
askme

These discussions are really making me curious, is sexual acts happening in stores a fairly common occurrence? Is this only in certain areas or is it widespread? Does this happen in GW stores or just independent stores? How can I get in on this?

idontknow
idontknow

The overwatch one is wrong at least.
You don't target during Overwatch, you just make attacks.

likme
likme

Could you imagine not having to worry about what the fuck your purpose is in society? Just “fuck yeah, I’ma grow up to be an engineer.”

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This post is making me curious, are you actually retarded?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Mine did, but he was a real fucking moron.

You know, looking back at what he did now after like 15 years and as an adult, I think he might've been actually mentally/emotionally unstable and transsexual and all the stupid thing he did was calls for attention. I feel bad now.

RumChicken
RumChicken

/40kg/ pls

StonedTime
StonedTime

People claim that since Overwatch says you follow all the rules for shooting, the includes picking a target. Of course, if that were the case then you could just pick a different target and flip the guy the bird.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I can imagine the giant gold pecks they'd have to craft for it.

Glorious.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Horny LGS traps are more of an urban legend than a reality.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Probably because if any Space Marine Chapter is going to have something like that, it's going to be the Special Snowflake Marines the Grey Knights.

Because no way in hell are any of the real Space Marines allowed to have super cool shit that the Grey Knights don't already have (except the Space Corgis, but we don't talk about the Space Corgis).

whereismyname
whereismyname

He doesn't get bend over the table for the purpose of casual intercourse before, during and after each game of warhammer

Nojokur
Nojokur

actually mentally/emotionally unstable and transsexual and all the stupid thing he did was calls for attention.
Sounds like an accurate description.

Booteefool
Booteefool

People are wrong. Rules as written, you select a Target during the Shooting Phase, but you don't during Overwatch, you skip straight to making attacks against the unit that declared a charge against your unit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

basket of nids

farquit
farquit

Heavy Bolters

viagrandad
viagrandad

did you fuck him(her) at least?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I feel like all that will come up would be some teleporting Dreadnought.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Yes, that's what I'll do. Target the guys NOT charging at me and have a chance to hit them on a 6! Not like a lucky shot could cause them to lose inches and fail the charge.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Kraken is the objective best, who can resist that beautiful red?

It also has strong rules and its melee monsters can’t be tarpitted.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I play Grey Knights, what are you talking about?

Flameblow
Flameblow

So this... is why... this time slot is called peak shitposting hours.

Iraq has 40k?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Except in this example you are being charged by the character but cant target it because another unit is closer.

TechHater
TechHater

He was like a 4/10 trap and annoying as fuck, so no.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

GKs
So you're bent over all game then

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

implying Cawl wouldn't INSIST on replacing the Dreadnought's feet with anti-gravitic generators

Supergrass
Supergrass

Boy the T'au surely are lucky guys, I imagine them going like "for the greater good, am I right?! :^)"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

More like the instant you set foot in the LGS

Booteefool
Booteefool

As a Bi man, I’ve fucked the local trap in the bathroom of the LGS during closing time. They worked there.

I also fucked the female Nid player in the same bathroom a month later after our game. Both were very thin, large hips, and smooth but angular features.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I blew one of the guys at the store a few times, but his trans fetishes got obnoxious with time. "Breed me with your girl cock" was not something I enjoyed hearing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Iraq has 40k?
I believe over there it's called 'real life' [/sarc]

viagrandad
viagrandad

Dreadnought on anti-grav rollerskates

We need a drawfag on this! NOW!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Give your local trap two thin coats of semen on their face rather than one thick one

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Hey Veeky Forums, quick question here.
Would you let me use a Leviathan Dreadnought as a "Counts As" Grandmaster Dreadknight for my Grey Knights?
I really hate the Dreadknights look, but I need a GM-Knight (Equipped with Hammer and Incinerator) for my army. The Leviathan is a similiar size, so it shouldnt cause any accusations of "modelling for advantadge".

If the Leviathan doesnt work, would a Ferrum Class Battle Automata be acceptable instead?

Obviously I'd paint the model up in the GK scheme, and paste some books and shit over it to make it look more "GK-esque", but what else can/should I do to make the "counts as" acceptable?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Do knights have a locked in legal base size? I have a huge round base from a glottkin model that I want to use for my knight this weekend since all of the local shops are sold out of the normal knight bases and I want to run him on Saturday

TreeEater
TreeEater

Next time the T'au ask for help the trading partners tell them to go and get fucked
Doesn't seem like a particularly good long term strategy to be honest. You only get to pull a backstab like that once

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

More like the instant I chose them as my first army.

Evilember
Evilember

I believe vehicles don't even need bases to be played if you can balance him on his feet.

Flameblow
Flameblow

To be fair, ISIS is the closest thing to a Chaos cult in the real world.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

No, in both cases. You will play your fucking babbycarriers and you will like it. This is the faction you chose.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You can tell the story as you want if you are the only survivor. Fill them with honours, create tighter bonds in the name of sacrifice and common survival, gift them with honourable gestures.

whereismyname
whereismyname

They probably thought they were going to legit win. The diplomats can probably cover it up and keep relations with the other races.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Nope, but i managed to get into it through Dawn of War and the internet and got 3 other people into it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What if 40k was an anime?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I would go for the automata if is not a problem.
Just convert the hammer into a blade, sclupt GK-ish stuff etc.

Playboyize
Playboyize

tau
It already is :^ )

Techpill
Techpill

In this day and age? It would be shit but worth watching for the fans.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Which means i'm a HERO mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Poor little Krieger.

TechHater
TechHater

Hey, no matter how shit it might be, i'd watch it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Depends. Do want Orks to be going around 'taking advantage of' captured Female Eldar?

Because that's probably what'll happen in a 40k anime.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

This is beautiful, it even has the baby hands!

Would invest precious biomass/10

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Your finecast medal is in the mail, user.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

99% memes m8 but you can bet your socks that you could convince a tranny to be your bitch easily because if they're preop they'll seek validation through dick and if they're postop they need to keep their open wound of a "vagina" stretched or they'll be forced to dilate

whereismyname
whereismyname

1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_anime

Illusionz
Illusionz

So would you say there is a demand out there that is not currently being fulfilled?

Breed me with your girl cock
That would kill my mood as well.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Major 1488, get the Vanq.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Could actually be really good. Japs are great at over-the-top shit like that.
It'll probably never happen, though, since gw doesn't have much of fanbase over there.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Nice barrel manlet

happy_sad
happy_sad

Option to pick between many new artworks of anime 40k, picks one of the oldest

w8t4u
w8t4u

I can confirm all of this. It's very true for me and doesn't take much, but no one I want wants me so that's it really.

askme
askme

A series about dark eldar hunting Lictors in Commorragh for sport would be pretty ace

In the end everyone dies except for that one wych that says fuck it and takes the ranger path

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

shadowsword except with big veiny dick on it.

honestly, why?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How many kastelan bots do i need?

Methshot
Methshot

no bayonets
they're both shit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

All of them

Emberfire
Emberfire

I can't believe I'm going on a Crusade and my childhood friend is a Living Saint?!?!!

It follows the misadventures of Claudius Terentius Cirsus, just your regular Ultramarine tactical that is trying not to fucking die during a Crusade, altogether with his best friend, a Salamander called Mandingo McFlamer, and his childhood friend, Sister Tsuntsun from the Sisterhood of the Holy Bakas. But things go to worse as the Demon Primarchs returns, Celestine oneechan seems to take an interest on our protagonist, a yandere Eldar Farseer starts stalking him, and he discovers a dark secret from Azezezkiel, a Dark Angel who is destined to his same detachment, which causes a secret organization to start chasing him down. Hilarious hijinks ensue and Claudius discovers that a SECRET HIDDEN POWER resided inside him since the beginning, and that it's the only way to save the Imperium from the Dark Overlords.
Slaneesh demons get swapped with trap lolis
Khorne demons are just big STRONK red onis
Nurgles are neet shut ins shy girls
Tzeentch are nerdy megane wizards

WebTool
WebTool

That's kind of Nurgles thing

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

he doesn't greenstuff big veiny dicks on his shadowswords
Step it up, senpai

TechHater
TechHater

You misunderstand user, I am the pre-op tranny seeking validation

JunkTop
JunkTop

I dunno, an anime where a normal guy is reborn in 40k universe would make much more sense.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Sister Tsuntsun from the Sisterhood of the Holy Bakas

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

No axe-wound, no dickings.

MPmaster
MPmaster

The entire design process of the new Dreadnought is effectively Orkimedes challenging Cawl to 'build dis with more dakka... bigger repulsors... more melee...' all the quietly looting the design schematics of every Imperial vehicle and dreadnought ever built for later use
Result is so ridiculously huge, unwieldly and awkward it's the size of a medium-sized Titan
Orkimedes takes one look at the thing and goes: "Oi cogboy, we're building a Dread, not a Stompa!"
Cawl Rage.exe
Let's be honest, this is probably what would happen.

Methnerd
Methnerd

That would make a funny sitcom. All they need is a whacky harlequin side character.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i love how the design of the 40k tanks implies that the creators took one glance at a ww2/ww1 tank and that's all the research they did, i mean the turret would fly off with one shot from the main cannon, not to mention how it says the turret houses 4 crew members, was it? Two loaders? like WTF, how do they fit, how do they not get their faces crushed when the cannon fires? HOW!? awifhaworf8awegr7qgf28rgfqw8aqs.bfcoyjd

WebTool
WebTool

Then your salvation lies not through the urethra of neckbeards but through self improvement, if it is a worthy life partner you seek then take a few cooking classes and volunteer with the elderly or sick, you'll end up more motherly than most modern women

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

oh yeah I forgot how often you see Bentham, Mill and Sidgewick in communist propaganda

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

So I have standard cultist, FW cultist, GSC cultists, and beastmen should I add anything else to the cultist blob?

girlDog
girlDog

They are all manned by squats you silly

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

veekyforums.com/thread/56818440/games
veekyforums.com/thread/56818440/games
veekyforums.com/thread/56818440/games
veekyforums.com/thread/56818440/games

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Breed me with your girl cock
did it make you laugh at least?

iluvmen
iluvmen

The hero Baghdad needs

Illusionz
Illusionz

These look pretty badass and have some pretty excellent crunch.

MPmaster
MPmaster

That's good life advice, user, but I'm a chaos player, I've already chosen the path of degeneracy and self-indulgent gratification

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I wish. It was more sad when it was said. A romantic I'm opening myself up to you moment.

Emberburn
Emberburn

What do you guys use for bases?

Also should I base before spray painting?

Firespawn
Firespawn

I could totally see orks as being like a team rocket type of villian.

look loik team mork n' gork blastin' off agaaaaaaain! ya giiiiiiiiiiiiits!

MPmaster
MPmaster

Burger here. It's because the average American is fucking retarded when it comes to anything involving politics, philosophy, or history. Expect maybe 1 out of 10 to have anything remotely resembling an educated opinion on any of the above.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Think it might be time to start a new threat!

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