Critical Role

Battle Royale!
Who will win?
Will Grog get teleported to the bottom of the ocean 5 min in?
Will scanlan just wish to win?
Predictions?

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First for Grog.

Hoping for Scanlan & Grog in the finals

Hoping they’re smart enough to kill Keyleth first if only for the butt hurt tears

can Percy technically 1-turn everyone?

Everyone except Grog.

>Critical R[eddit]
What in gods name has happened to this board?

Keyleth won’t last long.

She was already trying to play the DM’s Wife card to get all sorts of advantages.

I think No-Mercy Percy will win.

The Gunslinger is broken as all fuck.

What did percy get for lvl 20?
What did grog get for his level in fighter?

>little baby just started browsing Veeky Forums and trying to pretend he's an old fag
Ummmm, sweetie, Critical Role threads are nothing new.

Marisha, for fuck sake, pay attention.

No, you did not destroy the door. Grog did.

>22 charisma
Can he just mind control grog and win

Well, No-Chin has a gun, so there's that. But I'm probably going to give it to the desperate looking guy in the back with the banjo. It's always the one you don't see coming.

Distant 3rd place goes to the horny chick.

The problem is everyone goes after Percy cause they know he can one shot everyone. he went out early last two battle royals.

wait can Keyleth just beast shape every turn forever? and get full hp back?

Matt is being evil tonight.

Not sure, but I know that Circle of the Moon druids tends to be broken.

percy's face right now is priceless

Irresistible Dance.

Clutch.

>percy "million year turns" de rolo is up
Brb, smoke break.

didnt he open the chest?

Yep. So their only hope against her is to gang up on her and take her out in one round. Even if they don't drop her wildshape to zero hp, Scanlan could wish for a disintegrate and turn keyleth to dust in her wildshape.
Alternatively, if they could push her into one of those magic dampening rooms, it might take her out of wildshape. But she has freedom of movement so that seems unlikely.

Matt seems a little off tonight

It's a PVP episode. There's literally not much for him to do except play rules lawyer, which is the most boring thing in the world.

>They aren't just focus firing Keyleth
This shit is dumb.

Of course it's dumb. D&D was not designed for inter-party conflict, and any GM that either allows it or forces it like this episode deserves to be shamed.

PVP can be fun.

The game wasn’t designed for it, but I’ve always enjoyed the challenge.

Whenever my party’s DM calls out sick, we still meet up and try to take each other down in PVP.

Either that, or go gladiator on some massive beast.

More an issue of the players being dumb than anything.

Could be the massive unrelenting wildfires all around them

He also seemed super depressed about something on twitter

>He also seemed super depressed about something on twitter
He was mad at TRUMP'S AMERICA, judging by what some of the comments to his tweet were.

Is it weird that after everything that I know I still wanna bang Satine Phoenix?

She was a porn star, right? And some kind of a kink model?

Figured.

Tbh he is one of the few people who I don't mind when they rant about whatever libshit. Sure I don't agree with his points, but he seems to be one of the most genuinely empathetic people I've ever seen. Watching shit like his Fireside Q&A he seems like the kind person who brings everyone problems into himself, and can't bear to see others sad.

Plus he seems to be fairly rational compared to most libs.

Watch these from his Fireside Q&A, he seems like a good dude.
youtube.com/watch?v=CCBfJBf-t2Y&t=2712s (How he got into Burning Man and tried Psychedelics for the first time)
youtube.com/watch?v=CCBfJBf-t2Y&t=4209s (His tats)
youtube.com/watch?v=CCBfJBf-t2Y&t=4807s (His reaction to the whole Tarry shitstorm where he explains what inspired the plotline and cries over his dead uncle

Meh, the entire Critical Role crew, with the possible exception of Manly-Man Travis, seem like they’re all typical Hollywood Liberals, so that’s hardly a surprise.

Just got here. Did I miss anything? Is it a real fight or is Keyleth winning because they're ignoring her?

God, don’t remind me of the Taryon shitstorm.

How dare a gay character actually have a backstory that isn’t sunshine and rainbows?

Yep, mostly femdom and lez but she did some straight stuff

Honestly the only person who is obnoxious about it is Liam (Just don't go on his twitter, seriously). Matt/Marisha/Laura typical libs but at least rational, Talesin never uses his twitter.

She’s been attacked, but she keeps changing the type of elemental she is, so all the damage disappears.

Sam's always talking about trump

The rest are more average libs

>I still wanna bang Satine Phoenix?

With or without those elf ears she wears half the time?

‘Cause I’d do elfy Satine...

Oh yeah I forgot he is super obnixous about it as well, but seemingly only keeps it to Twitter (Except his "I'm With Her" shirts)

Its so annoying because CR has had a blend of gay/straight/asexual (I think the dragon dude was), and they were always treated like any other PC, and then the second one has kind of struggle its off to the races

People are getting hyper butthurt that Liam is texting his moves to Matt but its the only sensible thing he can do as a Rogue to not just splitroasted

Fuck this stupid shit, it's for normalfucks who think RPGs are all about "le ebin natural 20" and laughing hysterically. Holy fucking shit, the amount of retarded sperg laughter makes me want to drive my fist through the wall whenever I listen to it. If I was in a Liam Neeson situation where there were armed men coming to take me and I needed to get psyched up to kill, I would just watch about 30 minutes of Critical Role and their stupid fucking laughter would be enough to whip me into a blood frenzy. The cunts are the worst, they are airheaded, stupid pieces of shit, lack self-awareness, they are everything that is wrong with women, they are why I gave up on dating because every cunt I met for coffee was so goddamn fucking boring I wanted to kill myself. Left one of them with the check once and just went to my car and drove home and deleted her number and facebook. Also Matt Mercer is hardly a good DM, given the amount of work he has to put into this. For fuck's sake I barely prep sometimes and I DM as well as him, description and everything. The only thing he has is a good voice. He looks like a greasy skater fuck, too. His hair is trash. Marisha whatever-her-name-is is so fucking stupid she's a prime example of why eugenics should make a comeback. And thanks to Critical Roll, I now have to DM for hordes of normoniggers and roasties who come into the store. I wanted to run fucking Curse of Strahd and figured I'd help out the FLGS at the same time and now I'm fucking trapped in hell. These pieces of shit come in two groups: video game autists who treat it all like a video game, and normos who don't even understand what's going on, but they liked a bunch of critical role nat20 pages on Tumblr and upvotes nat20 stories on Reddit so now they're nerds and shit. Fucking hell, this crap has started creeping into my other games, too. I am so sick of players saying "lol I just rolled a CRIT on my spot check" well it's a 23 but it doesn't matter cause I rolled a CRIT.

>you will never have post battle royal sex with laura while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear with her shin-chan voice

Interesting.

>Decided to go on reddit to catchup on what happened
>They are too busy bitching its not a fair fight, it's TOXIC that they are targeting Marisha, making up something about how they thing Tal hurt Sam's feeling IRL for gloating about his attack

Holy shit

>aura while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear
if she said "darling" in her vex voice in my ear i would cum instantly

Yeah, J’mon was some kind of androgynous long-haired pretty boy(?) that was neither male nor female.

Kima and Alura were handled well.

And while Gilmore was over the top flamboyant, he was still fun.

But Taryon, he had a tragic backstory, and that infuriated the insufferable SJWs that exist in the fanbase.

The reason Tal is so out of it is because he has a fucking horrendous sleep schedule, and had to be up at 5:30am today

pls

Gilmore worked because he was flamboyant because he was an arcane dealer who just so happened to be bi/gay, not an arcane dealer who was flamboyant because he was bi/gay, if you know what I mean

Also I believe Vax, Vex, and Keyleth are both cannonically bi.

Don't forget that people were MAD AS FUCK because the cast did a tribute to the LGBTQ community at the beginning of an episode (Right after the Pulse shooting), but the episode ended with Vax getting ganked by the Raksasha posing as Gilmore

fanlore.org/wiki/LGBT_Issues_in_Critical_Role

wtf is wrong with fags
laura crying when her imaginary imaginary bear gets injured is literally less of a drama queen

>Rakshasa/Gilmore outrage due to poor timing

I didn’t know about that... Damn. That’s just unfortunate.

Probably not malicious at all, but I can see how some people would lose their shit over that.

>Vax, Vex, and Keyleth are both cannonically bi.

Vax had a thing for Gilmore, so yes.

Vex had admitted to finding Zhara attractive, but I think that’s the entirety of her so-called “bisexuality”

And Keyleth, I think was quite literally just an OOC tweet from Marisha, that LONG before Keyleth hooked up with Vax, that Keyleth(a canonical virgin for most of the campaign) was uncertain of her sexuality.

Liam is just the fucking worst.

Despite all his drawbacks, I really like Liam's 'I don't give a shit about y'alls opinion' attitude.

nice

I don't care about his attitude. But Christ he's a whiny bitch. Just play the game, he also tries to combat the rules too much.

He’s right though.

Everyone gets things wrong. Even if they’ve been playing the same character for YEARS.

Alright, how do we kill Keyleth?

Get her low enough in one round and have Scanlan Wish for Disintegrate

didnt they make this exact same fucking mistake on the last BR of not rolling spell attack or wisdom saving throw with malus

The others were entertaining, this one is just fucking abysmal. Liam is being a bitch, everyone is ignoring Keyleth letting her do whatever she wants, rest are just running around.

Grog should have had the deck, this is some horseshit.

If you put gays in your campaign as a DM, you are a shit DM. Period.

>Kills Grog

>”It doesn’t feel good to be a bully everyone.”

Fuck off Marisha. It’s just a fucking game.

Kek. Homophobe?

FUCK COME ON GROG

Wait did Grog die?

Yep. Ate by a Kraken.

Tonight, the cast of CR is just as salty as their audience are.

Got Planeshifted to Elemental Plane of Water, so yeah.

Banished, roll a 20 or GG. Keyleth is just running around doing whatever she wants.

Honestly, it was stacked in Keyleth's favor from the start. Unless they ganged up on her right out of the gate, she can go forever with that whole regaining hit points to full every time she shifts.

But Percy went full retard and attacked Scanlan.

>Keyleth is just running around doing whatever she wants.

So it’s just like any other fucking episode of Critical Role.

>normies and whiteknights complaining about people targeting and complaining about keyleth

>DMs murder hobo simulator
>assumes male pcs will want fuck male NPCs
Assuming gay ERP is a shitty move

Man, they're kinda taking shit a bit personal tonight, aren't they? I wonder if there's some shit going on we're not aware of?

Are you so autistic that you think homosexuality is exclusively about sex?

>She gets feebleminded
So she actually gains INT? Bad move Scanlan.

God liam is so fucking petty
and to think, someone with such low patience is a father

Savage.

Mix of being very competitive and probably very on edge as half their state is on fire

I ask myself that question whenever I come here these days. It's like tumblr absorbed old Veeky Forums like the Thing or something. I had a few years hiatus and when I come back it's SJW-soyboy-LGBT-city.

Do not pretend that Veeky Forums was always this 'le nerd culture'-ish. It's like the whole audience for 'The Big Bang Bazingary' migrated here over the last few years or something.

Ha, I can't fucking wait for him to lose his boots. He's insufferable because of them.

It certainly has that orientation.
Is the opportunity to murder a homo a pro or con of putting them in the game?

I assumed as much, but man, it's taking the fun out of it.

Also, I'd argue that Scanlan casting feeblemind would take away the wild shape ability, because Wild Shape requires the "character having seen and remembered the shape it desires to turn into." If her intelligence is ONE, can she remember the shapes?

WASN'T THAT ACTUALLY HIS FOURTH LUCK

I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE'S "JOKING" ABOUT CHEATING AGAIN

I'd say it's because all of them aren't even on the same playing field. Druids are retarded at 20. Only Grog stood a chance but all it takes is a banishment to end him. Above all they are fucking ignoring the Druid and then complaining about it. I don't get it.

He has Mercer's homebrewed "Fate-Touched" feat, so he does have 4 lucks.

It was. I was counting his Lucks. That was his fourth. He's a huge cheating faggot.

No? I've played as a gay character and it lead to some of the best roleplaying in my group, nothing sexual about it.

and murder hobos are cringey leddit players
"lel we just wanna kill stuff! XD"

see

No? I think they're taking the shit out of one another as friends and goofing around because this is a silly battle royale game.

You're literally looking for drama that isn't there.

>Travis face right now
SEETHING

Obviously the man with the biggest dick at the table is not a cuck.

Women follow whoever is giving them a dicking, so Laura is probably alright.

Liam/Sam/Percy are unrelenting cucks, judging by their twitter.

Matt seems like a good bloke who gets dragged down by his cunt of a wife.

wouldn't be surprised either way

Vax has Fate Touched Background (Homebrew and in Taldore Guide) so he gets an extra luck

>you're a cuck if you're vocal about how fucking stupid trump is

you dick suckers are infinitely more annoying than the criticizers.

Of course. He got "Save or die" thrown in his face. That's literally the definition of anti-fun. He chose to be here tonight instead of going with Laura to the game awards thing. Had he done the latter, he could be home fucking her right now.

Especially since she didn't win. She needs consoling, ie- dicking.

Other fag said:
>If you put gays in your campaign as a DM, you are a shit DM. Period.
If you wanna be gay, no issue. Dumping it on others was the original issue.

That's still a retarded mindset though. I know sjw's love to overuse and through this term around like it's fucking candy, but you're genuinely just a homophobe. Your opinion does not matter when you're that socially stunted.

8 more years.

Epic! You fartsnuffers can never give a single rebuttal to genuine criticisms other than memes that don't mean anything. I wonder what it's like to be so delusional. And you guys don't even masturbate over anyone smart, either, that's the worst part. Retards love retards, I guess.

Poor Travis just wants to go home