I've made way more money than I should have this year. Like... WAY MORE. I'm up over 800k since Feb. I don't work and live alone.
All I do is masturbate, play video games, and trade crypto. Sometimes I don't leave the house for days and just order take out. Before you ask, I had a small inheritance from a grand parent and threw it all into crypto.
I've started to feel dizzy. I think it's from jacking off so much. I bought a super powerful male mastubator from Germany and it gives me the most powerful orgasms I have ever experienced. Is it possible to cum too hard and too much? I was under the impression no, but I feel dizzy sometimes now. I think I'm milking my cock so much it's making me boarderline black out.
Get out or tell some friend on fb to fuck or something she will probably say yes
Justin Smith
Stop jacking off and see if it stops.
Oh wait, you can't.
Carson Foster
Please tell me this is a trap
Ian Cox
I have the same problem sometimes. Your dizziness is from staring at a monitor for too many hours in the day. You have to go outside and let your eyes adjust for a few hours a day.
I work 2 days a week and am off 5 days a week. My wife works 4/5 of those days which means i sit home and masterbate and watch crypto all day.
I usually feel like shit afterwards. Its very exhausting even though you arent actually doing anything physical.
Jayden Morris
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Connor Lopez
Find an improv group. Participate.
Logan Peterson
I don't feel dizzy but getting some very annoying headaches since I started trading Idk why is that
Blake Martinez
Pink Wojaks Disease
Brandon Thompson
I do the same. I am starting to wonder what the neighbors think as they told my parents I never leave the house (living in my parents summer house) Going to move in a couple months and start a new way of living..
Start wearing orange glasses all day to block all the blue light. And stop Jacking off. Begin reading about a potential new interest instead.
Brody King
It's so powerful. When I cum I start convulsing for maybe 20 seconds afterwards.
I cum so hard I want to puke sometimes. I don't think that's healthy.
Owen Moore
Guys please post pictures.
Nathaniel White
What the fuck is that thing even?
Blake Reyes
what the fuck is that
Aiden Gutierrez
Are you jerking off with some kind of eldritch spirit stone or something?
The fuck even is that thing
Nicholas Perez
You are overdoing it, it's draining all your trace metals, nutrients, vitality. Your body will become accustomed to the frequent orgasms and then it becomes like a drug where you need more and more.
Learn how to delay gratification.
William Gomez
Awesome ID.
Anyway, why do you not buy a sexdoll and post a video fucking her here?
It's called the "nobra twin charger". It has two super powerful vibrators on each side. You put your dick in between and the vibrations are so strong that it can make you cum in under a minute.
Jonathan Ward
get me in the screencap pls
Joshua Phillips
GERMAN ENGINEERING
Connor Torres
HOLY SHIT Im fuggen ded!
Angel Collins
step your fucking game up son you need to cum at least 5-6 times a day
Ryan King
what if that shit blows up on your dick and you cant it off cause it got a death grip on your cock
Jose Wright
Holy kek same thing I thought
Owen Barnes
Kek. Reverse image searched + bookmarked
Asher Moore
Slow down on the fap and start doing drugs to compensate.
Grayson Howard
So would you recommend buying it?
Joshua Diaz
Vibrations kill nerve endings. Chances are people here no construction workers that have slight nerve damage in their hands from vibrations caused by drills.
Wyatt Rivera
>no *Know, I need to cut down on my lsd intake
Alexander Sullivan
actually, this thing kind of cured me of doing drugs. I used to love doing adderall and jacking off because I could edge for hours and build up a super powerful orgasm which I couldn't achieve with normal jacking off, but this thing gives me an orgasm even more powerful than a speed induced edging masturbathon session. It's way less time and probably healthier (except for that I'm jacking off so much with it I feel like fainting)
Yes and no. It's... not making me a better person, I think.
Christian Baker
Ok I'll buy that device, some lsd and will post my results.
Jaxon Murphy
In the off case that you're serious, OP...
Ejaculation is literally draining your life force. Constant ejaculation? You're fucking raping your energy reserves.
There's a reason that every ancient culture knew that the act of ejaculation was meant to be only used sparingly. Masturbation/sex/hedonism leads to weak men. Take a look at the men of our society as an example. We've been fed that (((masturbation))) is (((healthy and good for you, good goy)))
It's okay to do it once in a while, but fucking try and limit yourself. Go outside. Do something for your community (even if you have anxiety or mental issues or whatever). Get some exercise.
The way you are, you're going to be pulverized by nature, faggot.
Jaxson Baker
If this isn't just a fake post, I'd suggest that if you use that thing too much whenever you have sex with an actual girl you're going to be disappointed. You're killing your sensitivity man.
Kayden Brown
I think that only applies to extremely powerful construction tools. Women masturbate with high powered vibrators all the time. This one was designed for men.
Dylan Peterson
>There's a reason that every ancient culture knew that the act of ejaculation was meant to be only used sparingly. Except the ancient Greeks and Romans. Fuck off barbarian.
Angel Turner
How many iota does it cost to make that thing jerk you off?
Dylan Wright
Vibrators do cause loss of sensitivity in women over prolonged use.
Austin Long
Why dont you buy some.premium escorts instead of masturbating like a pathetic beta? While youre at it, buy some quality roids too and get a decent haircut.
Matthew Mitchell
I've noticed without any kind of sexual release for a few weeks my immune system gets weaker...so this life force thing is bs
Carter Brown
Holy shit. The Masturbation death machines were real! Holocaust Confirmed.
Luis Thompson
>All I do is masturbate,
then this is not your board
Isaac Gonzalez
Yeah and where are they now?/
Andrew Mitchell
Where the fuck do you even put your dick in that thing?
Christopher Miller
This... with 800k OP could be getting top tier blowjobs3x a day and not even know he spent money..lmfao
Connor Sullivan
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Jaxson Jones
So what kind of male masturbator is this? You got a link homie?
Evan Thompson
It's not closed
Nicholas Sullivan
This makes me think he will never enjoy a female pussy ever again.
Easton Johnson
Get on a good multivitamin at least. Good magnesium supplement on top.
Hudson Gonzalez
You may have an addiction op. Go ask those nofap guys about it. And get rid of that fucking devil machine Jesus Christ man.
Camden Hernandez
I fapped 2-3 times a day for 2 years, was constantly drained, only got max. 80% hard even while watching extreme BDSM. I tries nofap multiple times but I just couldn't do it, the longest I went was 2 weeks.
Now I am microdosing psilocybe and have already gone 3 weeks, I feel much more energetic and much less perverse. I used to only think about extreme BDSM, hogties, gangbangs and breathplay, now when I get horny I think about cuddling with the girl from work.
I still have a semi-PIED though hope it will fix itself after some more time.
Gavin Thomas
what the actual fuck
Hunter Collins
Happy new years user also what the fuck
Ethan Edwards
>Jerks his dick off like a fucking rabies-ridden animal >Calls me the barbarian
I've never been able to cum on LSD. Never masturbated but tried to have sex a few times. It felt like it laster for hours, but I kept loosing my erection because I disasociated and my sexuality just kept dissapearing. It's weired not being able to remember what you are supposed to feel aroused by.
Austin Reyes
Where is the best place for getting psilocybe or lsd for microdosing.
I don't have any quality dealers in my area. Are there any good crypto markets left?
Jose Carter
Haha happy new you you tremendous twat
Alexander Carter
I wouldn't go this far, but I have been ill a few times and a fap has actually helped end the flu / cold I had.
But it could also be argued that the virus/cold was feeding on your life force and by fapping you reduced your life force, starving out the virus/cold.
Isaiah Collins
>top tier blowjobs3x a day Whats that like 600 dollars a day? the machine basically paid for itself already.
Julian Barnes
If you are not tracking your trades prepare to get fucked under the new tax code by the irs. That should keep you busy enough to keep your hands off your dick.
You have been tracking your trades for the past week right user?
Owen Jones
how much is it?
Eli Morales
>I've made way more money than I should have this year. What would it take for you to send some of the excess my way? :)
Colton Bennett
Doesn't take effect til Jan 1, Everything before that is a like-trade
Cameron Gray
>taxing on crypto only applies if you cash out
Kayden Mitchell
user hire me plz and i ll be ur porn dealer
Leo Wright
take cold showers, mix hemp protein with almond milk and drink it, get some exercise, meditate
Henry Torres
Semen retention is your friend
Brody Taylor
take iron and zinc
Nolan Martinez
Congrats you made it financially but your still a sad sack of shit.
Today is a great day to change your life. Throw out your disgusting German jerk off machine and turn off the computer.
Get a gym membership and workout plan. Go hiking, read books, go out to a fancy restaurant once in a while.
When summer 2018 hits, buy a ticket around the world and see what the sights. Fuck backpacking swedish girls.
When you come back, your crypto will still be there and you'll probably be a millionaire.
Jaxon Roberts
No idea but I'm guessing less than 600 dollars and he can use it way more times a day than a hooker
Joseph Rivera
Best part, Now that they have clarified that taxable event trading starts on Jan 1, everything before that is under the umbrella of my long term investment portofolio (haven't put a dollar in since 2013).
Not gonna work a day in 2018 and cash out for almost no taxes.
Jack Carter
Ur time finding a good porn won't be waisted just my email: tryhidedie@gmail Yeah i think my email name tells ur about ur future user
Cooper Flores
How do you puke from an orgasm?
Brody Nelson
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Grayson Lee
user i feel you. stop masturbating and think about your health. you will lose social skills and sex morals and lose eyesight from constant masturbation and chemical imbalances. ask your doctor if you can get prescribed xanax and try getting some friends. money will only bring you comfort. not happiness.
Parker Thomas
>Get a gym membership and workout plan. Go hiking, read books, go out to a fancy restaurant once in a while. >When summer 2018 hits, buy a ticket around the world and see what the sights. Fuck backpacking swedish girls. >buy a ticket around the world and see what the sights.
Why does he have to do shit like this. Maybe he doesn't like hiking / reading. There are other ways to get healthy and acquire knowledge.
I get the feeling you are buying into the vision of what successful people are seen doing and not just doing what you enjoy.
I'm not saying this is the wrong approach, just that he should make sure its something he wants to do before he ends up spending a bunch of cash on shit that didn't make him happy.
