Chess

ITT: Veeky Forums plays chess. This could be interesting.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

gay

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WE WUZ KANGS N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

checc

We- we just managed to play a completely straight game of chess.

WHO ARE WE? WHAT HAVE WE DONE WITH US???

shhh make your move

This card is sure to halt your advance. I activate Swords of Revealing Light! This card will stop you from attacking my monsters for the next three turns. Your move, Kaiba.

queen pawn captures whatever the fuck that was

It was black's move, you silly billy.

oh shit disregard that move

what the fuck nigga, this aint yugayoh and shit

didn't see anyone protesting against that move

i did just now

then reply to the last legal move before all that bullshit and let's continue man

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nah, i am really bad at chess

bolt on a1

[B]lack activates the power of [B]

MARINE SQUAD DEPLOYED

WE SHALL STRIKE THEM FROM THE SKIES

Black's king reveals a hidden trap [B]oor on c2.

update your move for the move
also nice satan trips

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d4 + 2)

Rolling for air strike.

draw it in then

I summon Terrorking Archfiend in attack position and then I'll play the field spell Pandemonium!

Fuck anons give me the time to GIMP this.

bruuuh

I use tactical rank removal

Black's queen knight converts to a unicorn.

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ZUG ZUG

I use my special BBF (Belgian Battlefield Flooding)

JUDGE

Which one is the official board state ?

WOLOLOOOO

this one

飛5h

both

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black spends techpoints and upgrades rook to Rook the Supercrushing Motherfucker

Construct Hotel on e6

e5 obviously

I summon two feelkin.

motherfucking supercrusher just blows everyone the fuck out

Oh no how can White-kun ever recover now!

Where's your god now ?

where's the fucking hotel

White pawn moves to d6, captures black's pawn.

[B] recaptures

>555
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE

Yo don'mind me.

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AK 47S


FOR EVERYONE!!!!

>whites use guns to shot blacks

but who will build the roads?

A stronk gobermend of course.

oh no you don't you fucking commie

Bishop to C4.

What edition of Chess is this? Am I allowed a move and attack action in the same turn? I'd like to use my bishop's AK47 to shoot at the knight on g8 (diagonally, so it's legal)

the horse is black so before you shoot it you must make it look like an accident

Just pretend you're a cop, duh.

Things have gotten out of control, I need to send a d-mail to change the past. But what message do I send?

"send nudes"

"ur a faget"

"kys"

It's a fucking bishop, clergy can get away with it right?

just shoot the nigga

"bix nood"

hope this doesn't back fire

here goes nothing

unicorn thinks this is all bullshit and commits honorable seppoku