DM never uses dragons

>DM never uses dragons
>We never go into dungeons
It is dungeons & dragons for a reason not boring goblins & four hour lore talks

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Have you tried not playing D&D?

Dragons are stupid.

The DM was right

The dungeon was of your own mind.
The dragon is actually your subconscious trying to break free.

I'm sorry if my sessions are too deep for you

first answer, best answer

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Upvoted, good sir

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger XD

>play world of darkness
>there is day time

This episode of Dexters Lab is what made me interested in tabletop games and led to me being the forever DM with the one break for an amazing SW game as a player for the last 10 years.

That was the first time I ever saw a ttrpg. I didn't get it until years later some guys invite me to a game and I went "Oh, now I get it!"

Play mage or changeling

>play only war
>down time between deployments

...

>play shadowrun
>only ever run in full sun

Wait, no, I get the joke here, but how the hell would that even work? Like, how could you have a Shadowrun campaign where you don't go inside buildings and it's never night?

That sounds a little dope, I'm curious here.

>Play shadowrun
>Run takes place in a well lit building
>Everybody walks to maintain a low profile

What the fuck DM.

Ironic retardation is still retardation. Kindly an hero.

sounds like this is a conversation you should be having with your DM.

>playing world of Darkness
>It's sunny outside
>playing everyone is John
>my name's Steve
I demand a new GM

You shouldn't run inside, you can trip and harm yourself. Just walk like a normal person.

>play zweihander
>use only shortswords

>play The One Ring
>you can't even get it

>play song of swords
>not even a single talking sword

Same, but I like GMing so it´s not like being the forever GM is a bad thing.

>GM finally gives me a talking sword
>It's completely tone deaf

Everytime I suggest a different game to my DM he says he doesn't like the system and prefers we play D&D. I just want to try GURPS because I hear they have a cool Arabian setting.

>play warhammer fantasy
>I don't think any weapon would ever dream of something like that.

>Play burning wheel
>my wheels never catch fire

Says the newfag who still thinks Encyclopedia Dramatica is funny

>Play Call of Cthulhu
>Cthulhu never calls me
I-Its been 3 days. Should I just call him first?

> Play Savage Worlds
> We only see one world and it's mostly pretty tame

>Play Edge of the Empire
>Always cruising around in core worlds

Saved. Thanks.

>play pathfinder
>we get lost all the time

>play GURPS
>haven't even seen one GURP

>play Maid RPG
>there's three maids in the first session already
>also role-play as a maid
my expectations were satisfied

>Play Legend of the Five Rings
>Not a single ring is ever mentioned

Send him a message. If he leaves it at "Seen" you know it's over.

Go for it. Sometimes elder gods want to be pursued too!

>Play legend of the five rings. Haven't even seen a single ring.

The rings are just legends though.

>Play Myfarog.
>No fucking farogs.

>play Dogs in the Vineyard
>it's just a bunch of mormons fucking around in Utah

>Play One Roll Engine
>Had to roll more than once

If they can remember a time when ED was funny they're hardly a newfag.

>play GURPS
>the world is full of division and conflit

>Play Dark Heresy
>All PCs have a good time
I never asked for this.

Wow by this thread I realize the Warhammer rpgs are pretty much the best named
>Rogue Trader
>Play a dastardly merchant
>Dark Heresy
>Play inquisitors in dark smoggy enviroments or the darkness of space
>Deathwatch
>Watch a lot of people die, because you killed them
>Only War
>There really is only war
Only one that isn't really fitting is Black Crusade
You're not an African Templar. They don't even exist in setting.

Black can be more metaphorical; as in immortal, heartless, without honor, etc. In that case, it truly can be a Black Crusade.

Not according to the rolling stones
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>spelljammer
>magic doesn't jam

>Play Furry Pirates.
>The players aren't furries or pirates.
I hate it when that happens.

>Encyclopedia dramatica
>funny
>ever

>four hour lore talks
>his DM doesn't present lore in bite-sized chunks in Dark Souls style item descriptions