>The party's barbarian can only speak in metaphor
The party's barbarian can only speak in metaphor
Austin Campbell
Isaiah Edwards
Shaka, when the walls fell!
Jaxon Ward
...
Samuel Smith
The Jew, his pockets full.
Carter Robinson
Krug am like pretty flower.
Hudson Turner
Grong is bard now
Lincoln Price
>Raagh. The sin of the faddah is redeem'd by the son.
You just fucking stabbed a guy through the throat with his legbone, Con'An. You murdered his entire family, ripped out his femur, sharpened it, and then stabbed him through the throat with it. His children are dead. His wife is dead. His entire fucking village is dead. There is nothing left but rubble and ashen waste!
>As the summer sun sets, the buttahfly is set free.
Goddamnit, Con'An!
Bentley Garcia
>Things you can say about your scabbard, but not your girlfriend.
Eli Collins
OP, his mouth sticky
Juan Smith
I am going to throw the thing out. The old, ruined, and ugly thing barely fits my sword anymore and it has had this weird stench lately. I was planning on replacing it, anyways, with this new piece I've been eyeing at the shop.
Connor Stewart
It can hold my sword more than once
Gabriel Stewart
Ahh, it slides in so easily!
Kayden Scott
This is my first one, actually. Up until now, I've been holding onto my sword with my hand.
Jose Price
Temba, his arms wide.
Colton Diaz
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Evan Ward
"You know, when I bought it they said I could stick what ever I wanted in to it but now it's all warn out"
Jace Baker
Darmok and Jalad on the ocean
Alexander Brown
It's great at taking a few hits.
Lincoln Mitchell
>tfw I really wanted to do an adventure based off this episode by my players are all trekies
Anthony White
fits right in
Nathan Sanders
It only fits one sword at a time.
Jordan Morales
I have one.
William Diaz
>With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.