Wizard Names

I need a name for a lame wizard
He's not terribly bright but has a good memory
Naming convention is roughly European
The setting is a mash up of all of Europe in a single city-state oligarchy

Robert New-Heart.

Oliver Hæterubuton

Conrad Morgenstar.

Mario Amleto Belelli

John Thomas

Blort Samtink

Too light hearted
I can't pronounce that last name
Sounds too epic
Its a me!
Too much like John Smith
Blort sounds like a goblin

Samuranth Del Rigio

Abra-ca-Daniel