The dwarven youth have taken to calling each other “diggers” and “diggas”

>The dwarven youth have taken to calling each other “diggers” and “diggas”

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Rythmic dwarven poetry becomes popular among elven youths. The well to do of both races shake their heads dismally - the dwarves because their children are making light of their history as slave labor in the mines, the Elves because the poetry seems to promote nothing but the acquisition of gold and thick dwarven brides with thick dowries

>Young elven men who've accepted cosmopolitanism are referred to as "neuelves" by the more conservative bunch

I imagine dwarven rap would be rather like late game Tom Waits.

youtube.com/watch?v=modTlaO66c0

>Dwarf Bard based loosely on Tom Wait's unique brand of mad artist
I'd play it

>Lots of the dwarven youth have chosen not to participate in dwarven society
>They instead live off their clan's money and never leave their rooms, working on arts and crafts

Good thread

double digger

>digdog

GIGA DIGGA

My drow player has written into the world that dark elves call each other "drigga"

Are duergar Uncle Tom diggers in denial?

>Stoopid stunties...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digger_(soldier)
>shellshocked australian ww1 veteran dwarves

How horrifying

Thank you for that somber giggle

>fey mood levels skyrocketing

I've never heard this 100% original joke before!

>the poetry seems to promote nothing but the acquisition of gold and thick dwarven brides with thick dowries
If we're being completely fair, there are worse types to chase after. At least the dwarves foster strong, sensible women.

STOP APPROPRIATING OUR CULTURE!

>Be me
>Human
>Pick up on this trend
>Greet my best friend who's a dwarf with a friendly "What's up, digga?"
>He gets mad at me and tells me that I can't say that because it's "their word"

>dwarves with an Aussie accent
Might be a little bit different at least.

aye, digga mine

>mfw being lectured about human privilege by the most statistically average, multidimensionally faceted and underspecialized of humans

wow, human guilt is real

Rack off, ya cunts!
-Urist McDigs, War of Orcish Aggression

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they also happen to be insufferable, gold digging ugly cunts

I do see dwarves as a race of small, hairy, beer laden tradies.

>gold digging
Yeah, you dumb ass. They're dwarves, they wouldn't be worth their salt if they couldn't mine gems, much less gold.

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kek
take that back

female dwarf a cute

C U T E
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>calling each other “diggers” and “diggas”
This is a thing in germany
And it sounds really shabby

>The dwarven overground scene have seen them calling each other “duardin skyriggers” and “diardin endrinriggers”

>Human youth have begone to call male elfs traps

But that's a perfectly acceptable career in Dwarven society.

Dwarven autism would be like... Being sociable and not making anything. Aka a politician.

I thought this was standard?

No Elf genocide was

Kindly fuck off and stop ruining fun threads.

Harsh.

my digga

*mine

>cute
literally only thing uglier are orcs(male)

You don't understand, their autism is more like
>FUCK YOU DAD, I'll use gold to forge tools and marble to build because they're pretty and you can't do anything about it

>Platinum tong menacing with cat leather spikes in production

>Elves start to try to pick up dwarven women
They got the deep mines sickness alright. Bongo drums in the deep.

As long as the vocation makes money. And it probably will. You know humans and elves pay out the nose for well carved marble columns.

>Veeky Forums I have to play a 5E game in one hour help me make Sir Bearington

pick up in quite literal terms, theyre short and fat

Excuse them they are just a bunch of uneducated diggas.

DIGGANOBZ?

Cool, so Berlin.

"digga" is a thing in german youth slang