Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/ Heretic kart edition

I know dad

This puts me at 1997 points, I am pretty happy with it.

Any ideas on changes, or where I might add an extra relic? You don't get to do the UM reroll on CP spent on relics right?

Forgot pic?

rip, I join the ranks of >Ultramarines Battalion
+ HQ +
Tigurius
Terminator Librarian:
>Force axe, Storm shield, The Shield Eternal
Sergeant Telion

+ Troops +
Intercessor Squad:
> Auxiliary Grenade Launcher, Bolt rifle
> 4x Intercessor
> Intercessor Sergeant: Power sword
Intercessor Squad:
> Auxiliary Grenade Launcher, Bolt rifle
> 4x Intercessor
> Intercessor Sergeant: Power sword
Scout Squad: 7x Camo cloak
> Scout Sergeant: Sniper rifle, Storm bolter
> Scout w/Heavy Weapon: Missile launcher
> 5x Scout w/Sniper Rifle: 5x Sniper rifle

>Ultramarines Vanguard
+ HQ +
Marneus Calgar:
> Terminator Armour
+ Elites +
Aggressor Squad:
> Auto Boltstorm Gauntlets/Fragstorm Grenade Launcher
Cataphractii Terminator Squad :
> Cataphractii Sergeant: Grenade harness, Lightning Claw (Pair)
> 4x Cataphractii Terminator: Combi-bolter, Power fist
Primaris Ancient:
> Standard of the Emperor Ascendant
Primaris Apothecary

>Ultramarines Spearhead
+ HQ +
Sergeant Chronus
> Land Raider Crusader: Hunter-killer missile, 2x Hurricane bolter, Multi-melta, Storm bolter, Twin assault cannon
+ Heavy Support +
Hellblaster Squad:
> Plasma incinerator
> 4x Hellblaster
> Hellblaster Sergeant: Bolt pistol
Thunderfire Cannon
>Techmarine Gunner

Not the Emporer but Horus is sitting on the Golden Throne.

>In light of disney killing star wars with TLJ,
What happened?
>You've been hired to write the final book of the HH series. The only catch, you have to include a twist that absolutely ruins 40k
Horus beats the emperor, kills him, because he knows his pact with chaos would damn the galaxy, as told in MoM. He, now in a near death like state, betrays chaos and steals the power they gave him and sits on the golden throne, using chaos against itself. He then gives abbadon, who is in fact a horus clone some plan about also using chaos to fight it, using chaos against itself, as both his grandfather emps and father horus both did.

>What happened?
pls no spoil, generalizations only

Lightening claws are awesome on BA. Plus one to wound, and re rolling? With 3 As base?
Fucking yes.

too bad terminators can't reliably get into close combat like sang guard and dc can

What are you working on my friends?
im working on my cadians infantry and a bottle of Smirnoff Screwdriver

The helmets and pauldrons still fit Primaris marines. This is all you get.

What about on a Cataphractii Captain? I'm not really sold on the Combi-Melta+Chainfist he currently has.

Best mek gun?

Best way to run them is add a bunch of purity seals and details and make them vanguard vets. then equip with dual chainsword and laugh as your 90pt squad puts out as much damage as a double-sized and 160 expense assault squad.

Especially good for BA, 180 points for 41 attacks wounding GEQ on 2+ is really solid

It's a good place to put 2 LC since he can take the grenade harness

>What happened?
Luke force projects across the galaxy to fight kylo, does enough to give the Resistance time to leave, then just fades away like yoda did in RotJ
kylo kills snoke, is new glorious leader
luke tried to kill kylo when he was young, this is what made kylo go bad
reylo teased a lot, it's retarded
hilariously leia doesn't die
Finn and the ugly asian are a thing
rey is the child of nobodys
At the end, everything that was accomplished in the OT has been undone, but at least luke and I kid you not he actually says this "won't be the last jedi" because rey will refound the order

It will come with your codex release.

...oh

>giving a shit about disney wars
you deserve to have it spoiled just for having shit taste. I almost regret using spoilers

Ty for the tag atleast, trying to see it before I rage about it.

>ugly asian
Who?

...

I didn't really like TFA, so am hoping this one won't be aids.

Doubt it from how it is sounding

Where can I get the Gathering Storm books in PDF format?

>Haven't touched 40k in 5+ years
>See new edition out
>"maybe I'll make a small force"
>Spend 400 dollars on models and books in a period of 5 days
What the fuck is wrong with me

......oh my god. They actually, legitimately ruined Star Wars. It’s not terrible cause I’ve got 40k and mature stuff instead, but still that’s what got me into sci-fi. What a bitter end, damn

We all have the sickness

...

>so am hoping this one won't be aids.
user, no. Just read the spoilers, save yourself the disappointment. Come to terms with it now, save yourself the pain. Then save yourself the money and watch the OT again instead

>save yourself the disappointment
But, my suffering would feed the ruinous powers

>What the fuck is wrong with me
That you only bought enough for a ~10 model force?

>not going to discount suppliers
>not planning a 2k list before you even touch the minis
lol

This is Be'lakor the Dark Master aka the Foretoken aka the First Prince aka the Firstborn of Chaos aka the Dark Angel aka Herald of the End Times aka Crowner of Conquerers

He is the First Daemon Prince of Chaos and the only Prince of Chaos Undivided. Say something nice about him.

Morty can be a really satisfying model to build but its very time consuming and can feel very fragile. Those wings have two very small glue points and all those chains will bump something every time the model is touched.

Better to feed the powers of Chaos than Disney, user. Lesser evils and such.

>disney not only makes a worse film than TFA, they also find a way to retroactively ensure EVERYTHING about the OT is undone, ensuring that you don't even need to watch the first 6 movies because they might as well not have happened
I'm almost impressed at how bad that is.

>Year of our Four Ruinous Powers 2017
>actually being a loyalist

So you use the re roll on their charge. Or they are the second wave, after the Sanguinary Guard, Death Company, and Librarian Dread get in turn one

>have most of my army done, just some stuff needs touching up and a handful of units I don't use often needs painting
>"Ok I'll just finish these"
>start buying terrain anyways, don't finish units

The local hobby store just had to have a 20% off anything over $35 sale.

All the evil from every faction in 40k combined is still better than what disney did with TLJ.
Feeding chaos would be choosing the lesser of two evils.

>the same exact video too instead of something different for the not daily duncan daily duncan meme
Even shittier than just the not daily duncan meme.
No, go away. Lorgar says hi.

>This is what Horus heard in the warp
youtube.com/watch?v=XKjOJuPjiu4

Wow.

Star Wars 1977-2017.

Is it really that bad? How could it be worse than TFA?

Well that'll certainly be fun to watch
SInce reviewing TLJ and giving a literal 1/10 will be a shining beacon among the shills which will give me a bit more exposure

>Lorgar says hi.

Hello, Divided Prince.

Prepare to be BTFO in January when the Daemon codex comes out?

2 plasma guns + plasma pistol or 3 plasma pistols doesn't look so bad. Thunder Hammer+Inferno Pistol Sergeant would be cool.

>wanting to ruin things like Lorgar's fluffstuff just for the sake of your special snowflake daemon

Read the spoilers.

Luke is a failure. Snoke is nothing.
Jobber Ren takes the Empire. REY restarts the Jedi Order.

It's about 38 models actually
I bought most under UMRP and I'm filthy college educated middle class scum which can afford useless shit like GW models.

>youtube.com/watch?v=XKjOJuPjiu4
Wow.
youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8
Literally sounds better than that shit.

At least TFA had a competent plotline. This one seems like it's going to be even worse plotwise without learning a single thing about the problems TFA had in every respect besides the plot.

God damn. It's actually impressive how badly they've managed Star Wars since they bought it. Proof that all the money in the world can't buy a good story I guess.

I spend at least 700 euro in models so far

700 you are like weak baby i have spent 2000

Well, at least I have my old EU books

Combi melta is fine. With a 2+ re rolling ones he can reliably hurt shit.
But a Cataphractii Captain has a 3++. Give him a thunderhammer, or relic blade, and hunt the big shit

Cute

Any recomended changes or relics?

>$500 on books
Theres a mega you know
I printed the relevant parts of my codex and the rules for

Yep.
Literally anyone could write a better story than disney wars. And not just the story, almost everything about it, from the looks to the characters, is out done by nobodys on the internet within like 5 minutes.
It's almost insane, how the fuck do you have so much money and effort put into it and not get anything really good out?

Posting more detailed leaks
The beginning is all about the bombing of a large first order ship. Big battle. Basically, the Rebellion destroys the large attack ship but loses all their bombers. Also, there is a woman who has a medallion around her neck. She is a rebel that was able to drop the pay load of the bombs. She dies. She ends up being the sister of Kelly Marie Tran (Look her up). The rebellion light speeds away. The first order is able to track them with a new type of hyperspace tracking technology (I know, it sounds hacky but that really is the plot). The First order tracks down the rebellion. Kylo is deployed and has a chance to kill his Leia. He does not. Another trooper shoots. Leia gets sucked out to space. She really does, as dumb as it was, superman fly back into the ship. Large losses for the Rebellion. They can’t go into hyperspace, tracking, but they can drive away faster than the first order can so they have a chase. Seriously, this chase scene goes on for a long time. Fin, Kelly Marie Tran, and Po have to think of a way to save the rebellion because they are going to run out of fuel. Laura Dern is now in command as Leia is in a comma. Laura Dern states they will just keep on driving (seems dumb at the time but comes back). Po is not happy. He wants command. He sends Fin and Kelly on a secret mission to a Casino like planet to find a code breaker. This code breakers can stop the light speed tracking system. The go down there, get caught, meet Belnicio del toro. He is the code breaker. Chase scenes happen, there are these horse type creatures, there are kids that are abuses. But they get away. They go to the first order ship that has the tracking system.

>At the end, everything that was accomplished in the OT has been undone
wow, like in the old extended universe

I could have also miscalculated, I guess it's actually about 900 euro so far

I've seen enough, don't expose me to the warp anymore

Ok now Rey is on the island planet, She is trying to convince Luke to come back and help. He says no. She reveals she wants to be trained. He says no. Luke goes on the Falcon, sees R2, R2 convinces Luke with the HELP ME OBIWAN Leia speech. Luke starts to train. Rey is super strong with the force. Luke is scared. Says hes not training her anymore. He says he saw this power in Kylo and told the story of how he went to confront Ben Solo and Ben freaked out and destroyed everything. Time goes on, and Rey and Kylo have been having connections, meaning they can see and speak to each other. They talk and over time Rey thinks she can save Kylo and plans to go to the Main first order ship (The ship chasing the rebellion, the ship with Fin on it). But before she leaves Kylo tells Rey another Story. Luke came into his tent and the Luke temple in the past to kill him. Luke was looking crazy and had his light saber on. Ben defended himself. No scenes of Lukes training temple. Just this little back story. Rey confronts Luke. They have a little force fight. They part ways Rey leaves with Chewie on the Falcon. Luke goes to this Jedi tree on the island where there are old jedi books. He intends to burn it down. But he choices not too. YODA shows up and sends a lighting bolt at the tree and burns it. He talks to Luke about being in the moment and not worrying about the future. OK so now Rey light speeds to the Chase scene. She gets in a pod and goes to the main ship. Chewie drives off. Rey is met but Kylo who takes her into custody and to Snoke. Snoke toys with her and torture her. He then tells Kylo to kill her. Kylo uses the force to turn on the light saber right next to Snoke. It cuts Snoke in half. The guards of Snoke start to fight both Ren and Rey. Ren and Rey kick ass, great scene. Kylo then asks Rey to join him and they will take over the galaxy. She refuses, they fight. SNOKE really has no back story.

Kylo tells Rey what she has always known, that her parents are no ones. Her parents gave her up for a ship. They Fight some more. Back to Fin. They get to the tracking system with Del Toro and they are captured. Del Toro betrayed them for money. Del toro is just a random guy for hire. Phasma shows up and is about to kill Fin. Back to the Rebellion running. Po has taken over bc he thinks Laura Dern is doing a bad Job not doing anything and just slowing running away burning fuel. Leia wakes up and stops Po. Turns out there is a planet they are going for (Hoth Like planet). They will send off the escape pods and have the first order capture the mother rebellion ship. They start this plan. However, De Toro know this plan b/c Fin told him. The first order starts to kill the escape pods. Laura Dern turns the rebellion ship around and light speeds into the first orders main ship. Cutting it half. This sends Kylo and Rey flying apart. Rey escapes in SNokes personal escape pod. Fin and Phasma get flown apart. They fight. She falls to her death due to the ship breaking up. Fin escapes with BB8 and the new girl. They all go down to the hoth like planet. Kylo follows, Kylos makes General Hux bend to his will. Kylo is the new Supreme leader. The rebellion is in this mine type base with one huge door. The first order comes down with a huge cannon to blow through it. Po and Fin mount a counter attack. Rey helps out in the Falcon with Chewie. However, they fail. The cannon goes off and blows a hole through the door. This is when Luke shows up. He talks to Leia a little bit. He then walks out the door. Kylo says to shoot Luke with everything they have. They do.

The big secret of society is that the people at the top are rarely any more competent than your average person. I've spoken with Senators who have astounded me with how ignorant they are on just about everything. All you need to do is put on a decent facade that you know what you're doing and rarely will anyone ever pull you up on it because 90% of people are just trying to hide the fact they're staggeringly incompetent at their jobs too.

They shoot a lot. Luke walks out un hurt. Kylo comes down to fight him. This is a tactic by Luke to give the remaining rebellion to get away. Kylo and Luke fight. Lukes light saber is working even though he is a projecftion. Kylo stabs luke and its revealed. Luke disappears. Kylo and the first order run into the rebel base but they are gone. Saved by Rey who uses the force to remove some boulders to let them out of the caves they ran into. They fly way in the Falcon. Yes Luke is alone on the island and does die. He disappears much like Obiwan does. Leia and Rey talk. There is a little boy at the end with force ability. This is prob to show that even though the rebellion is in low numbers that there still is hope.
And there you have it, The Last Jedi:or: How I Learned to Stop Caring and Hate the Mouse

But it gives representation to women and blacks for heros!

>He talks to Luke about being in the moment and not worrying about the future.
That's so fucking retarded. All of this is retarded, but the fucking super space monk saying that? Fuck this shit

>pro-painted

keep finding this hilarious expensive shit on ebay

didn't you here, because finnXrey isn't a thing, and because reylo is an abusive relationship, even SJWs hate it!
I'll give this to disney, they found a way to make everybody mad.
And what's worse, it'll still probably gross 1 billion plus. just hope the next one fails so that we don't end up with the MCU equivalent of SW like they want, because that's just to much.
Disney needs to take a note from kenshiro and learn to know when to say it's already dead

How do I reliably get my Wyches into combat?

Kamikaze the raider into combat and disembark the wyches next turn?

Being mindful of the present and not letting your anxiety about the future overshadow what you're feeling in the current moment is a core tenet of Buddhism though.

It looks like shit, use other colour for the shroud, only white makes it look like shit

>another thread shat on by /pol/

guess shitting up mtg threads wasn't enough for you wretches

What's the size of a Gargantuan Squiggoth? I don't think a Maw Krusha would fit the bill for a conversion, sadly.

Anyone? There's only the epub versions with fucked up unreadable formatting.

This is beyond bad. Like, the prequels look Shakespearean next to this level of brain Let/kiddie garbage. I always liked the Campbell simplicity of the originals, seriously who thought this overburdened and stupid of a plot was good?

Fuck, worst is that they killed all meaning of the other 6

I too cant fathom what these retards think they are doing. I'm not buying 40$ Steel Legion "Well Painted" when I can paint my own for 35$. Just watch some, the worst stay up for years.

>Talking about Star Wars is /pol/ now
What? I think the /pol/ boogieman is taking over your mind

Jedi and their order are always incompetent fools.

Yep, at this point I think the takeaway from star wars should be: republics are doomed to fail and jedi are morons. Sheev did nothing wrong

What's a good FA unit for UM? Trying to make a 3k brigade for an apoc game later this month

>completely unrelated discussion to 40k and talking about sjws, feminists, and black pandering
>j-j-just a boogeyman

kill yourself, anyone with an IQ higher than 100 can see right through you

enjoy your vacation, fuckface

I can't see how this list can deal with a handful of tanks or high toughness units.
Imagine you're facing the following primary threats
- Several rhino full of berserkers barreling towards
- A wave serpent full of wraithblades
- A bunch of bloatdrones with a daemon prince running behind them

How will you prevent them from reaching your line, taking out the biggest damage dealer you have (the hellblasters) and then tanking the rest of your army?

Jesus Christ I haven't painted in years and I could make big bucks off a 7/10 paintjob on ebay selling Space Marines to kiddies?

There's PDF versions in the 2nd to last mega in the OP.

Kustom Mega Kannon.

And yet it was the one that got a price decrease. No fucking idea why when garbage like the Bubble Chucka continues to exist.

I think the hellblasters are how I deal with high T.

But to be honest I don't know what any of those units are besides the rhino, berserkers, and daemon prince.

I'm pretty new

>I-it's just bad picture quality I swear!

Nigger the last part of the thread has been disappointment about the latest Star Wars movie. How the fuck is this /pol/ related?
>Inb4 le ebin b8 post