Who do male elves look more juvenile than female elves?

Who do male elves look more juvenile than female elves?

because the artist is a disgusting fujoshit

Why do you assume those two elves are the same age? For all we know the left one is the right one's mom.

>For all we know the left one is the right one's mom.
For all we know it could be the other way around.

Nope. That image was never canon of anything. There are barely any in-universe depictions of male elves you could confuse for a female, aside from a crappy deleted scene from the hobbits movies. Which is the same level of quality as this thread.

>lel they look like girls because they are elves
Is a meme from people not knowing shit about elves.

Just because you are a creative person doesn't mean your creations are worth a shit. That's why.
Aka. monotypical races.

>There are only male dwarves, orcs, and female elves, because they are sexual archetypes in the nerd mind.

They don't. Haven't you watched Lord of the Rings? Male elves are manly as fuck. No facial hair =/= nine year old boy.

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Male elves eat more semen which is good for the skin.

Male elves also stay inside and take care of themselves, while females rip around filth woods desperately looking for a human prince to marry.

It makes them more fuckable.

No user, you need to be an ugly sack of shit to be considered manly, and have a beard as filthy and disgusting as possbile. This guy, pic related, did never anything cool in his entire long ass life. Because he has no beard.

Uh no, male elves have always been more prominent than female elves when it comes to actual stories, female elves are just for porn

Because World of Warcraft has gone to shit.

What setting?

It's fanart.

Not me that's for sure. Unless he's actually more juvenile.

I don't understand the question.

Then leave Veeky Forums.

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I know that you try to be funny. I want to emphasize "try".

I'm not but there's no need to be buttflustered about having no sense of humour.

That's wasn't me, officer.

Alright, let me rephrase it. I know HE tries etc... I'm glad we were able to correct this misunderstanding.

You will never have a silky elf boy with bright emerald eyes, golden hair and perky, sensitive breasts share his tricentennial experience in light bondage with you.

>The ongoing joke/truth/meme about "depends on the setting", I guess.

But there is no setting like this.

All setting are like this.

Source, with edition and page.

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What a good deflection from your bullshit. Just throw buzzwords around. That will work and everyone will believe you.

You keep assuming it's just one person making all these posts, as if everyone in the thread isn't laughing at your joyless pedantry.

I don't care, I'm talking to anonymous and filling this thread with pointless drivel.

The Grand Duchy of Assburger will remember your faithful service.

Amazing

>Who do male elves look more juvenile than female elves?
Source? Without spelling errors? Random fanart is not a source.

And he will never reward you by letting you drink his breast milk while you slowly cuddle in post-coital bliss.

Veeky Forums will remember your awesome contribution to this boards overall quality.

I know.

Okay?

For comparison, pretty sure this is official art, but correct me if I'm wrong. Not that hugely into warcraft art.

Traditional Tolkein-inspired fantasy elves tend to be overall effeminate. In women, effeminacy can lead to elegant maturity. In men, effeminacy leads to childlike neoteny.

>poor composition
>horn forest
>dying pokemon
>beefy man randomly holding a broken... ballista bolt?
Looks like official art to me.

I don't think I saw tolkien inspired elves even following this pattern much.

Japan. Not even fucking once

>Tolkein-inspired fantasy elves tend to be overall effeminate
I'm sure you have some examples, because all the tolkein inspired fantasy elves I know of are warmongering assholes.

Look beyond your weeb games, user.

I'm waiting.

>Traditional Tolkein-inspired fantasy elves tend to be overall effeminate.
That’s bullshit

The same happens in humans

FotR, chapter Many Meetings.

There was no such thing.

...Did you actually go and check?

Yes. We get descriptions of Elrond, Glorfindel and Arwen in detail and nothing suggest what OP claims. Tolkien does what he always does and barely describes the elves or races in general. There is no comparison between elfish males and females.

I wonder why the fuck they always say elves are beautiful and then draw tham ugly as shit.

Ladies and gentlement, the House of Assburg.

Jesus fuck learn to draw eyes. They are literally the easiest part.

Likely in an attempt to make them lithe and narrow without making them androgynous, so they ended up being gaunt with razor-sharp features.

At least outside of d&d. Elves in d&d are bug-eyed alien freaks to the extent that can not be described as accidental.

>56897165
>ask for sources
>someones suggests source
>check source
>it's not a source
Are you even trying anymore? That is just a normal discussion.

Art style, people that draw them are not always the same people that create the fluff, different visions. Most of the time when it's stated that elves are good-looking they barely get into detail in which way. Sometimes something about the eyes, likely almond-shaped, and narrow and sharp features.

>fujo
Meaning?

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'Fujoshi' is a derogatory nip term for yaoi fangirls.

Male elves help gestate the eggs for a period of time but they're still genetically male.

>WoW tier nu fantasy designs

Blood elves never looked like this, though.

Selective breeding within an old civilization tending towards matriarchy.

WoW and weebshit needs to be purged.

What will be left afterward?

But how do you know you weren't talking to the same person?

In fact, how do we know you aren't the same person? How do they know WE aren't the same person?

Good elves. A shame for night elves though, they had a chance.

A man with taste you mean?

>larger penises than males

Copied straight from Warhammer so go blame them for creating them in the first place. Also that pic is false, they never looked effeminate as much as they looked pretty or slim.

I don't want to be solipsistic with him.

WoW ears are one of the worst things that ever happened to elves.

No, that would be japanese pornography. Someone that posts an anime elf has no authority to speak on this matter.

>Horn Forest
That's the Blade's Edge Mountains though.

Are there a lot of small ballistas in these mountains?

Nah, it's Nip porn. It has tainted countless minds thinking all elves are feminine cum dumpsters. Sad, really.

Warcraft elves didn't have projecting ears until WC3, which came after Record of Lodoss War.
As usual, anime is to blame.

Only half of all elves are feminine cum dumpsters, the other half are manly cum dumpsters.

Theres a lot of dead dragons really, and knowing WoW scale of stuff, I wouldnt be surprised that an arrow, or a dart. Maybe an epic toothpick?

I am pretty sure the huge projecting ears was more to make elfs different from humans. If you play around the world editor, it gets rather confusing if one race doesnt have huge ears. The same with the bodybuilder build humans have. In rogs I do and for some reason have Azeroth, I like to use these design choices as some sort of racial trait, so if you stare at an elf from eberron and a literak knife ears from Azeroth, it will be really easy to see form where is who.

The 'tell races apart by silhouette' thing would have been a good explanation if telling races apart by silhouette mattered in any shape or form.

No idea why a janitor/mod would look at that thread and think
>bait pic: check
>bait text: check
>lazy question: check
>spelling mistake: check
And think
>yep, this is a good thread

Its blizzard. They started to exaggerate their models more than GW ever did in the past and ended sticking with it. Still, it doesnt explain why old night elf art had such long ones too.

Not only your personal taste if "good" threads are allowed, generalnigger

Wrong, you have to say that you miss quests.

Who's the qt elf in that pic? His legs look great

You do realize the first major warcraft elves were night elves. And theyre like 8 feet tall with claws and fangs and huge ears. Blizzard probably got lazy and just gave blood elves the same ears since everyone loved night elves so much

I always figured to excessively long ears were supposed to make them have something ugly about them as a reminder that they're a hominid of the trolls

You don't need a beard, but you do need to be able to grow one.

Simply fact.

Eh, you can still keep weird eye shapes and sharp features attractive even if they're somewhat exaggerated. I was talking about more obvious flaws the druchii guy has, like accented nasolabial folds, fat lips, crappy nose shape, they kinda make him look like some unfortunate human with shitty genetics

Elves are for /ss/

Tolkiens could grow one in their third circle.

That artist isn't so bad.

Night Elves were interesting before WoW homogenized them.

I started at warcraft 2 in the series when I was younger, so I still saw the super rare art of them. But them, trolls at that time had five fingers instead of three in each hand.
>Had Alleria as first video game crush, thinking of she as a high elf with a teal veil and lipstick.

>Didnt care her got married, wasnt salty enough to be angry at a fictional character.

>Now she turns into new blizzard elf race with wings.

Warcraft isnt fair.

Probably because at one point people would take the prompt and run with it

Yeah, she's pretty alright