Come up with a new fictional creature in the next 30 seconds. Be as original as possible

OP.

Snail Monster, changes skin texture and skin color to avoid detection, ambushes targets with lovedarts, before raping them and either stealing their sperm or impregnating them, creates half mutants that eventually become adult snail monsters

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They make noises like this when pleased

Gametheory creeper theory?

Living toasters. They don't heat bread, they suck the cold out of it.
The toasters are cryomancers. With crab legs.

Crystalline hybrid, a parasitic organism comprised of a psionically resonant seed which grows inside infected animals until it has enough mass to generate intelligence

Quadrupedal lumpy things with humanoid faces and hands. Their backs feel like silk.

Translucent multilimbed jelly-like creatures that feed by moving "organs" full of flesh-dissolving toxins to the surface of their bodies, spraying their food down until it dissolves, or pulling it in to crush it further with other organs. This is mostly a method for getting nutrients -- most of their internal energy comes from inbuilt bioreactors, the result of their home environment having large amounts of radioactive material readily available near the surface. They stand up and move by expanding and contracting large pockets of cartilage; their vision is stems from a complicated lens structure that takes advantage of their translucent bodies as a focal medium.

Neon birds that can enter into cyberspace.

A giant snowflake covered in dead, frozen eyes. It's the malevolent joint-poltergeist of a bunch of asshole hikers who froze to death in the mountains.

An anthropomorphic goat tribe who eat grass and skate fast.

A tongue that attaches to objects to make them look like mimics. It works like a hydra, growing larger and stronger the more you attack it.

Sacchrums:

Creatures composed almost entirely of long-chain polymers and sugars, filled with liquid and air bladders and a combination of pneumatic and hydraulic movement systems. The liquids inside of their body are both inebriating and highly toxic. They reproduce by taking a prey animal to a small pit before turning themselves inside out, creating a spawning pool where new Sacchrums crawl out a few days later.

Spacemadillos. They're like armadillos, but when they roll up they go into a stasis that lets them survive for centuries in the vacuum of space. They land can land on other planets, but their shells also have a slight static charge that makes them attracted to metal when they're in ball mode, so they float towards and attach to passing spaceships.
When the ships enter an atmosphere, the spacemadillos unroll, and then either settle on the planet or make their way into the ship
They are harmless but considered a pest because they get into food stores and burrow

Like cute lil thresher maws?

yeah. They spread all over the galaxy but aren't dangerous and make good pets. Farmers hate them tho

Blightlight. Similar to a will-o-wisp, this small green orb of fire flies around areas populated with creatures that rely on sight, an example being a small settlement full of people. When it comes into contact with creatures that can see it, it lets out a blinding green flash that temporarily blinds any creature that sees the light and causes necrotic damage as well as slight permanent damage to the creature's eyes (can be removed with lesser restoration) causing -1 to rolls that rely on sight such as perception and attack rolls. The blightlight feeds primarily on the vision of these sorts of creatures and flies off while the creature is blinded after sating its hunger. It also has a tendency of targeting individuals it has blinded previously as this is how the blightlight reproduces. By repeatedly blinding certain individuals with its light, the creature's eyes deteriorate more and more until their eyes begin turning a sickly green. When a creature has become completely blinded from these repeated flashes, the creature's eyes erupt into green flames and fly out of its eyesockets as newly born blightlights. The creature can survive this, though they will be permanently blinded and can only recover via regeneration or a wish spell.

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plant people that start off as basic small plants/flowers/bushes, grow into humanoid people who have a society, and as they grow older and wiser they become more ancient/deformed/alien as they become one with nature. eventually they grow wise beyond mortal comprehension and become the trees of the forest itself.

So... mimic-mimics? I actually really like this idea.

>Anyone who eats this snake's shed skin becomes immortal and stops aging. Unfortunately, they are transmogrified into a snake. And they just keep growing...
>It looks like a human but it has glossy skin and cannot blink. When frightened, limbs and torso split apart and slither to safety. They reattach later in a safe place. It makes a crinkling glassy sound as it moves.
>In dark places shunned by humanity they appear. Glowing eyes in the darkness appear to watch the lost and unfortunate. Although the eyes are harmless when alone or in small groups, those who find themselves alone in the darkness and surrounded by glowing eyes are never seen again.

Peanut butter spawn

Or maybe it could be based on the actual diving bell spider which exists in real life?

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This thing

the conglomerated discarded weapons and armour from a battle or what have you, reanimated through a demon created by the anguish and suffering caused by the battle itself

okay user, but you asked for it...
>Fifty creatures that cannot possibly move without the locomotion of some greater cosmic entity in relation to the cycles of birth produced by the same creatures. They may or may not be gods if the stars are out.

Time frogs. They're just frogs for the most part, but they can drift forward and backward in time pretty much arbitrarily.

saw it in zelda: MM

A large quadrupedal creature that psychically links itself to local wildlife, allowing itself to control their behavior. It would eat and control its territory this way.

But you never saw it come out your toilet and get you.

An elemental made of smaller, more vulnerable elementals that chip away and form more copies of themselves in a smaller size as you deal damage to them, not unlike a slime splitting apart into smaller slimes

Ouija mimics. They camouflage as board games to eat ghosts lured by slumber parties.

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There’s a Pokemon exactly like this if you’re interested

The Anti-Unperson:

Basically a human being, but it only exists as a hallucination by other sapient beings. The hallucinations are consistent, and it can move about as it wants; it just can't manipulate physical reality because it does not actually physically exist. In other words, it is a consistent, persistent mass hallucination of a person.

Guess I gotta get Sun/Moon and train a team of them then.

Maid spirits.

If you wake up in your camp and find your clothes perfectly clean, folded and organized, then you'll know they were there. If you can convince one to stay at your house you never have to clean again.

A girl who wants to date OP.

Invisible goat skull headed creature that hunts by locking eyes on people. The victims who are unfortunate enough to look into the skull face of one has its visage burned into his lids. He blinks his eyes and sees a ghost image of it on the walls. Every time he tries to sleep, he sees it, slowly shambling towards him. It'll be there even if a man blinds himself. It can take years for the creature to arrive, but it always shows up in the end, the last thing a man sees before it consumes him, alone, in the dark.

Lawful Frog.

A demon that resembles a bony snake. It will restrain a human victim and remove (and sometimes consume) their spine. The demon then grafts itself to the victim in place of the removed spine, attaching itself to the victim's intact brain. In this state, the demon controls the victim's body and uses the victim's brain activity to perceive, and is thus aware of their thoughts and memories in addition to using their senses. The drawback to this is for the demon is that if the victim does not stay awake and aware, or suffers from certain kinds of insanity, the demon may be effectively blinded for the duration.

Its a creature called an O'ru'ke` (pronounced O-rk)

Its an always evil creature that is basically a human but stronger, fiercer, but somehow always killed in massive numbers by humans

The one made of round shapes, to be exact.

Hermit crabs wizards who can see the future.

creatures that resemble tree shaped shadow in their natural state
They are weakened by light, moreso by that generated by fire, moreso by light generated by the sun.

They follow you until they can discern what you fear and they take the shape of that exact thing.
Their physical strength is entirely dependent on how scared you actually are

A creature that exists in reflections. Can attack, and only attack, through reflective surfaces. Its attacks sap your existence, as it replaces parts of you with parts of itself. When you're fully assimilated, the creature could at last be free to roam the outside world, while your character's soul gets stuck in mirror-world.

A Skeleton

But with an exoskeleton

>knowing more about actual living mechanisms instead of fictional monsters for kids

pleb.

>Distributed succubus
>Can't get energy from being fucked
>Can get energy ONLY from being imagined in the course of fapping or fucking
>She can choose to maintain or drop her connections to people who have looked at her
>Her energy feeding is distributed evenly across all the maintained connections; if the connection is strong enough, she can share the other person's senses while they're imagining her
>She typically maintains several dozen connections at a time, so no individual person is drained too badly

Dugong riders
They have seahorses bodies with a lamprey fish head and crab legs

rock goattaurs. They replace dwarves and instead of building awesome underground cities, goattaurs build them on mountains for everyone to see

my dad :(

He'll come back with those cigarettes someday.

They are a ghost-like species that can phase in and out of reality and travel the multiverse for no known reason
They never harm anyone, but can appear anywhere which is quite frightening for those who have never heard of them
They come in all sorts of colours and nobody knows how they eat, mate or if they're even capable of communication
They just seem to wander and smile

I don't have a name for them.

Shapeshifting giant spiders that prey on humans mimicing sounds and illusionary magic.

Dont help the lost kid innawoods.

FUCK i didnt read the thread. Wow. So much for my creativity

They're a bunch of buff-ass monkey things that spend all their fucking free time improvising drum beats and yammered attempts at singing, they mock travellers and try and lead them around in circles, and then remix vocals from their lost victims into their sick beats as samples.

When humans townships and settlements began popping up on mars, some of the supernaturals had a little idea. In particular the crones, the first of their kind to take the journey across the great black, the crones live deep in the martian wilderness, amidst dust and cold the red crones weave ancient dead things together, channeling new spirits and adding them to their already potent power.

toast men
they are sentient toast people
it is wizard prank
they worship sacred cows for butter
shit i'm out of time

Trout people who eat sausages, drink beer, swear like sailors regardless of age, never give up and have a language so incomprehensible and barbaric first relations only succeeded because both sides interpreted the other's insults as roundabout compliments.
Also, they eat a sort of black rye porridge on specific holy days and booze brewing is considered both illegal and a national pastime.

The Hivemind of Chun, a hivemind species of arachnids that are entirely motivated by an emotion utterly unique to their species, called Zul. Their actions seem incomprehensible to anyone and anything outside their hivemind, but to the Chun it all makes perfect sense.

???

Actually, have it be a bird.

A parasitic animal which emulates construction material in order to be built into sentient houses. It lives of waste to survive

Froglok from everquest?

The Blorfgorf is endemic to the Hoosegow region, feeding on Wangdanglers with its twin set of Corporporps. It is attended at all times by a symbiotic group of Neebleydoopers, the elder and more eminent Blorfgorfs having more symbiots.

why not both?

Pygmalia are strange spirits that inhabit and bring objects, mostly pieces of artwork depicting living creatures, to life. For quite some time, most were only aware of Gargoyles, but others had begun to show themselves in ways that demanded attention. Typically these spirits in statues, like Gargoyles, but often exist in two-dimensional art pieces. Drunkards enjoy themselves greatly when the lady drawn on their beer bottle happens to be Pygmalian, and kings oft commission statues in hopes that a Pygmalia would posses one and serve as a friend of the royal family for centuries to come.

The Pebbleater a dog-sized rodent with a spherical body covered in fur and a head on both sides, on one if his flank it has 2 long legs while the other has 3 stubby legs. His body is adapted to swiftly travel up and down tilled rows of soil in search of pebbles to eat. They are almost always invisible.
Pic related two pebbleaters mating.

Jewish goblin shark people with dimorphic brute-o-mamas

The Time Lizard

Black lizard with a white tail. Will attempt to shift time back before you found it up to 5 minutes but can't change memories; like an Abra. Hunts others by being at an advantageous location and takes it down with a bite attack. Tails are valuable for ropes.

A large reptile not-penis that is constantly on roller skates

Oh shit lets see. I'm on the toilet taking a shit here. What about an elastic snake/water dragon that lives in sewage pipes and send smaller offspring up your toilet to eat your ass and genitals. Lorewise this explains why men prefer to piss standing up and miss the toilet entirely as to not disturb the water.

Giant balls of magical scrolls that have slowly made eachother unstable by proximity and created something close to a magically fulled sentience. They roll around in giant papery balls and shoot spells at people at first, but as these spell creatures gather more scrolls, knowledge and power they have been known to learn how to communicate and even create protective vessels for their pages to possess and occupy.

Terror Parrots. Terrorbirds with parrot coloration and vocal mimicry.

They take the form of grey skinned children with knee length black hair and black eyes. When one finds you/your party they will come right up to you bearings gifts (like flowers and shit) and start dancing, singing, whistling, basically just following you through the woods acting like kids. Eventual others will hear the singing and also come with gifts and start doing it, only when there's about four or five per person will they all let out a shriek, sprout dozens on needle like teeth, and attack all at once.

Amphibious rock people who live in reinforced coral palaces.

They can't swim.

Steelweed: Plant.

Steelweeds are very aggressive, and while they are not carnivorous, they only form near large pools of liquid mana or near magically changed areas to absorb the mana.

Steelweeds can't be told apart from normal groves of plants without careful, close inspection, or touch (bad idea)

Steelweeds will attempt to use their concealed under-layer of steel bladed leaves to shred anyone within their area. Steelweeds are smart, however, and will wait until you are in the very middle of the grove, forcing anyone inside to be subject to nature's meatgrinder.

Goodness me I love them already

Glass beast that communicates by manipulation of light in the same way we manipulate vibrations in the air to speak.

Giant Gecko the size of a dog that hunts in packs.

Monster peacocks that gain artistic talent and social grace by draining other creatures turning them autistic.

Laser breathing shark dragon. It doesn't fly though, its wings are vestigial... it just jumps really high. On a pair of oversized, blue human legs it also has.

A hive-mind cluster of amphibious and fiercely predatory star fish-like creatures that are vaguely arachnid.

Big ass serpentine lizard with like 50 long ass spindly arms that it uses to operate intricate mechas because they fragile af.

It's a cactus, one of those saguaro ones with the "arms", but it has an anteater head on top. During the day, the head sticks it's tongue in the ground to suck up insects and shit and it stands still, like a cactus, to absorb sunlight. And talk telepathically to the hivemind of cactus anteaters.
But at night, their cactus parts and needles contract and they can walk around. They have 3 genders, but not like male-female style, something else. Anyway, at night they do the Dance of the Moon so that the Moon God will continue to grant them the power of the hivemind.
They are looking for enlightenment, which will allow their living souls to leave their bodies to join the Moon God.

Giant Plasma Minotaur

Shaped like a minotaur, but able to turn parts of it's body into superheated plasma. Typically around human in body temperature. Impossible to injure aside from cooling it down as otherwise it will automatically shift the attacked part into ethereal plasma, constantly seeking maidens to rape and keep as brood mothers and fuel.

Race of humanoid ants who live under a single queen. Soldiers guard the ant hill like castle while peasants go far and wide to find cool stuff to bring back and present/feed the queen and the people.