Blocks your path

>blocks your path

what do you do?

Watch the inevitable shitstorm as people use 3.5 rules to try and kill a PF tarrasque and wonder why they died.

>KILL TARRASQUE

>what do you do?

Walk around or underneath it.
The Terrasque is an incredibly massive creature on scale with Kaiju, why on earth would it even be remotely interested or threatened by my presence? Or for that matter, capable of 'blocking' my path?

Fully grown Lions aren't interested in killing and eating Mice.

slap his girlfriend's ass in the club

>KILL TARRASQUE
What are ye, crazy? You can't just kill the Tarrasque! You'd die in seconds!

>...

>Not get creature

Alternatively, it looks warmed up so I'll deliver my best 3 minutes of standup to see if I can finish it off

>The Terrasque is an incredibly massive creature on scale with Kaiju, why on earth would it even be remotely interested or threatened by my presence?
What do you do when you see a spider or a mouse/rat user?

>Fully grown Lions aren't interested in killing and eating Mice
But whales are certainly interested in krill.

TRIP HALFLING
FLEE SOUTH

Time stop solves 99% of problems

Slap it's ass.

>Throws Master Ball
>*dink*
>*dink*
>*dink*
>*click*

Yes but whales don't chase individual krill. They just eat the krill unfortunate enough to get in their path of destruction.

>TRIP HALFLING
>FLEE SOUTH

The halfling collapses in a heap. He is surprised and curses you.

You find yourself in a clearing surrounded by trees and covered with autumn leaves. The sound of a stream continues to the east. The sun is shining from the west. You see a bell tower to the south.

The ground rumbles beneath you. You hear faint screaming from the north; It sounds like a halfling's voice.

>?
>lure it into the astral sea.

>tfw always pressed Down+B, even when it's a Master Ball
>tfw still do it even after knowing better
damn you, muscle memory

I still mash buttons to stand up, even in games where it doesn't have an effect.

Like you when it blocks your path and you walk under them.

friend casts gate to under dark, i cast dominate monster and walk it into it. friend closes gate.

Either find a new path or if we have any captives throw them to the Tarrasque as sacrifices in the hopes it will let us pass unmolested.

This, I dont see why the Tarrasque would be interested in attacking a group of 7 people without being provoked first.

DMs who use the Tarrasque to hunt PCs are dumb, hes supposed to be like a natural disaster.

lay on the horn

try to fuck it

Given the image, I'm assuming 3.5 tarrasque and not the version from other editions/games.
1. Dig big hole
2. Fill hole with water
3. Cover with illusion
4. Fly towards tarrasque, kite it towards big hole
5. Tarrasque falls in
6. Cover hole with adamantine plate, a wall of force, a stone-shape, etc.
7. Tarrasque drowns.

Summon an allip?

Move aside! Epic tier Undying warrior 4e Fighter here.

Everyone stand back while I hack at it for 40+ rounds, but eventually win anyway!

... You can just move on the fight won't be interesting anyway.

Wouldnt it just dig away?

Put it this way. You don't really notice shit until you step on it.

I cast Awaken

Abuse free actions to throw my shield an infinite amount of times.

I GOT IT

...

Can you. Eat a tarrasuque, like if a town had one pinned/chained down for infinite food.

You could, and a couple years ago some anons came up with such a setting, the town starting to mutate from constantly consuming the beast.

Cast Fly, or Dimension Door past, etc.

>kaiju gf
>physically invincible
>will carry you into battle
>surprisingly vulnerable to magic
>relies on you for protection from sneaky wizards

Change path

suck it off

>ACT

>Attempt to strike a friendly conversation with Tarrasque in various languages

I'm roleplaying as a Welshman.


Try to have sex with it.

>RUN SOUTH

Tame that motherfucker.

name him Fluffles.

Make a saddle and live on Fluffles' back

Ask mom if I can keep it.

It can try, but it's attacking stone while underwater and only has about 15 minutes. Big enough hole filled with enough water and the water will just fill whatever it digs.

drain his WIS

Get a beautiful holy woman to sing it to sleep.

Fly near Tarrasque so it can't attack you.
Cast True Mind Switch until you run out of XP, or the Tarrasque fails its save.
If you run out of XP, leave, earn more, then come back later.
If it fails the save, congratulations. You now possess the body of the Tarrasque, with all its invincibility, as well as the abilities of a 17th-level telepath. The rest of the multiverse is officially fucked.

Step 1: Gain two levels in mesmerist
Step 2: Gain eighteen levels in psychic
Step 3: Possess the Tarrasque
Step 4: Buy as many SR items as possible, as to prevent wish/miracles from affecting you
Step 5: Be kicked from the table
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Win.

>Get some toenail clippings or something from it while it sleeps
>build 2 simulacrum of it
>2 simulacrum beat it unconscious
>cast wish to kill

But what if the Terrasque has THE SAME TYPE OF STANDO

Please draw that

Send him to space at some direction.


He will move for an extreme amount of time and unless we live at a movie or book he wont be able to find earth again because of vastness of space

>and unless we live at a movie or book he wont be able to find earth again because of vastness of space
PS: if we live at a movie world with railroading, we have bigger problems than tarrasque

Punch my DM.