Witness Perfection. Also Techpriestess Art Thread

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We have failed...the Emperor

Megane is cute. Cute!

Blah blah blah Veeky Forums where do you think you are.

Thank you but I prefer offical adminstratium idols
I honestly can't see why anyone could find some unearthly cyborg "cute" when there are much better and adorable singers avainable

Nice Taste, but aren't they just giant bookworms?

>your waifu looks like a cartoon 15 year old

>Mechacnicus idols
bunch of creepy cyborg hags who modify themselves to look like young girls and can't sign nothing but this weird as technic songs some cognitor thought would be good.
>Adminstratium idols
Beautiful women of all ages, well versed on thousands of different musical traditions from even greater number of planets. Completly sincere and pure, create music like humans did on ancient terra without using cognitors or servitors

But just imagine all those mechadendrites reaching out to wrap you up and snuggle for hours

be sure to oil up your mecadendrite with oily onguent before any huggs

Disgusting sacks of fat and whatever other organic tissues flesh-hysterics carry around in their animal habitats.

wouldn't one of the first things tech-priests do is shave?
it's not like hair serves a purpose when you wear a hood and live inside all day

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They serve to draw those who desire flesh to the machine cult, where they can be corrected of their flaws.

Tits are still nice user. It's not like chrome titties are superior. It's the only thing flesh is good for, sex & titties.

Does anyone have that really cute picture of the two tech priest parents admiring their vat grown child?
Evry tiem I cry

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>hating the sacred human form

She a cute! Cute!

I didn't know there was a colored version. Thanks user.

Yeah, I too would like "hugs".
Patrician Taste, Friend

All that exposed flesh, disgusting.

Thought-terminating cliche. I'm allowed to dislike anime and voice my dislike of anime no matter where I am. Just because Veeky Forums is also used by people who like anime and was originally made for the purpose of discussing anime, that doesn't mean that it is its sole purpose for existing. I am here for reasons unrelated to anime, I dislike anime and I see no reason why I shouldn't say that I dislike anime.

You're welcome to watch anime and like anime. I'm also welcome to laugh when you claim that something with anime in it is 'perfection' in any respect. The fact that I'm doing it on Veeky Forums, a place that evolved past being a home solely for anime fans long ago, means nothing.

Not who you're replying to, but I always wonder how people can dislike all of anime, due to the huge range of subgenres and styles within it, I've never met someone who hates all film or all literature. I for one really like anime but cannot stand Moe, Isekai, Slice-Of-Life and Harem. If you tell me what genres you like I can find something that might appeal to you.

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>Terra broadcasting network veiwing is mandatory
> veiwing is mandatory

This happened in an Only War game I'm currently in. We ran into a bunch of tech priests were tending to a DAoT water system on a desert planet, and we met a pretty 10/10 wife material tech priest. It might have gone weird places. But fortunately, nobody from the planet actually trusted tech priests as far they could throw them. A darker part of me wanted it to go weird places, however.

Truly we are in the emperor's light

Don't forget the SoB's

>I always wonder how people can dislike all of anime, due to the huge range of subgenres and styles within it
Despite the number of subgenres that exist within the medium, the one thing they all have in common is that they are all ultimately rooted in japanese culture by their very definition (because as far as I understand it, if it's not made in Japan it is literally not anime). Japan just has a specific way of doing things that simply doesn't sit right with me, and presumably a whole lot of other people. Going by your comparison, imagine if 100% of film was made by the french. It wouldn't be all that difficult to imagine that someone who doesn't like french culture would hate film in such a scenario.

That said, unlike the guy you're replying to I am perfectly aware where I am and am thick-skinned enough that I don't have throw a tantrum the moment someone posts some weebshit. I just acknowledge that that's what most of the people on this site like and move on. I may hate your preferred choice of artistic medium but despite that you all make for surprisingly alright conversation.

Interestingly, the Japanese view all animation as anime, even Western style shows like Spongebob and Jimmy Neutron

The who?

Adepta Sororita (aka Sisters Of Battle), they are an all female chapter of the Imperium's military in Warhammer 40k.

That hurts.

Thanks for such a reasonable response, I understand what you're saying as I for one am not a huge fan of traditional japanese culture and values, but on the other hand I really enjoy seeing their take on technology, especially the symbiotic relationship they often depict themselves as having with it, the personfied humanity that shows through the sleek designs but the uncannyness that comes with it, and it's clash with their anti-futuristic values.
I'll agree to disagree, have a nice day.

I'm sorry, I had to do it.

You sick bastard

bridge under the water man

>Imperial Idol
Someone make this a thing. One for every faction

the grey knight's idol went out of business millenia ago as listening to his albums and attending his performances resulted in immediate execution

you could say he offers a once in a lifetime experience

but nearly all movies are in fact american.

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I get the Bollywood hype, but how did Nigeria pull this?

I am not that familar with this Idol Stuff, but what would be your first ideas?
>Adeptus Mechanicus: Megane, pretty solid
>Adeptus Arbites: The "Tough" Cool Girl
>Adeptus Ministorum/Sister of Batlle: Basicly the Pic, very cute, very pious a good girl
>Adeptus Administratum: Basicly what the user said, maybe?
>Adeptus Astra Telepathica: The "Shy and Clumsy" Girl, Psyker that fears her own powers
Adeptus Astartes & Custodes: None, for obvious reasons
Imperial Guard: Maybe a Felinid? Or a Tanith Girl, with bagpipes?
>Imperial Navy: Admiral Girl, wants to travel and explore, allways looking to reach the horizon
>Officio Assasiorum: Le Edgy, Dark Girl

>Techpriestess
>Still has a fleshy face
0/10 would not engage in reproductive acts with

>bunch of creepy cyborg hags who modify themselves to look like young girls and can't sign nothing but this weird as technic songs some cognitor thought would be good.
I feel like the mechanicus equivalent to a pop star would look more like Drossel than Miku. Still primarily cybernetics but instead of their cybernetics being a ton of tubes, wires, and jutting metal, they are more smooth and sleek.

Are there any good female Mechanicus models that aren't just cheesecake also?

Nollywood is a thing.

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Custodes could have Sisters of Silence. They seem to hang out a lot.

>Idols
>Sisters of Silence
I think there may be an issue with this plan.

Lip sync

Were you retelling the Siege of Perlia? Because that sounds like the siege of Perlia user

There’s also the fact that all the Sisters are powerful Blanks which would make it pretty much impossible to be a popular or well loved figure of any kind.

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How about hereteks?

So they're 'literal who's idol group popular with Imperium's biggest hipsters only.

>"I prefer the Sisters of Silence. You've probably never heard of them before. I certainly haven't."

Idols arew the Imperium's strongest weapon, chaos cannot truly claim anything like it as chaos sucks at trying to do any of the moderation required to make a cute idol girl.

Nurglets are literally STD riddled fatasses who look like tumblr landwhales trying to sing. Khornette's always devolve into screaming death metal. Or they might just be threatening to kill their audience. It's kind of hard to tell. Don't even get started on Slaneesh, the list there can go on for another 40k years, and the last time Tzneetch tried to trick cute girls into making contracts with him he got BTFO'd by a pink haired loli and later blam'd from the power of pure lesbianism.

The only competition Imperium might have are Tau who just mass produce souless corporate pop songs and don't let their people create (ironic when Imperium offers more artistic freedom there) and the Eldar hate their own new performers and cling to idols from their equivalent of the 90's who have all retired by this point, been killed, or ended up going down the drug-laden dark path and now live as mind broken public cum dumpsters for the Dark Eldar.

Oh, Orkz and Necron also lack cute girls to idol with and 'nids? yeah, let's not go there.

>Necron also lack cute girls to idol with

okay this is magical

I've noticed that there's been an uptick in 40k stuff on nipnong twitter. I wonder, given their fondness for d6 systems, if there are going to be attempts at localizing Wrath & Glory.

Admire the perfect moerganism

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Not just 40k, AoS as well.

Holy human form, do you even worship it?

So she's a punk girl into techno and house music? She's even got headphones.

>Moe, Isekai, Slice-Of-Life and Harem
That's like, 99.999999999999999% of anime. Well within the margin of you reasonably saying "I hate snime"

Two nukes werent enough

I know I'm splitting hairs here, but they were atomic bombs.

Today that's the case; hence why I only watch old shit.

I'll also add that if Sturgeon's Law didn't apply I'd have grounds for reasonably saying that; if it didn't I'd have to say I hate Sci-fi because I think 90% of it is garbage, but instead it remains my favourite genre.

Well atomic weapons are nuclear weapons. The term nuke encompasses both fission and fusion bombs

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Did someone say perfection?

The mechanicus don't.

kawaii

it's not gogeta god blue ultra instinct (nor whiss)

But both of those are weaker than Jiren, and he's weaker than Shaggy Ultra Instinct

Is Shaggy BEYOND perfection?

We'll find out this Saturday when he faces El Hermano.

Soon

I'm amazed nobody has posted the brown tech-priest with fully detachable limbs yet.

Orkz don't need Idols, 'cause orkz iz made for ROCKING!

youtube.com/watch?v=EQvGuSHMbMc

Hereteks!

>Not even animated
No. That was shit.