Jokingly start a brawl at the inn

>Jokingly start a brawl at the inn
>27 deaths

It was just a prank

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>brawlingly start a death at the inn
>27 jokes

A brawl does not include weaponry beyond improvised ones such as glasses and chairs, not the person's fault for the others not following the rules of brawling (or being very good with improvised weaponry)

Everyone has a blade and tensions are high.
What did you think was going to happen?

>assaulted with an improvised lethal weapon (e.g. broken bottle)
>not allowed to defend yourself with a similarly lethal, purpose-built weapon (e.g. dagger)
No. There are no rules in brawling.

Said the faggot who's never been in a brawl. You don't pull a knife in a brawl unless you're looking to kill somone. You escalate and someone else escalates higher and people end up dead and in jail. A tavern brawl doesn't require "defending your life" because unless someone is specifically looking to kill another person, no one ends up dead.

But it's okay to use a broken bottle to sever arteries or a chair to concuss people, right? Sounds like you're the faggot who's never been in a brawl.

The problem with your assessment is that
1- it assumes some universal "brawl etiquette", which has never really existed
2- it ignores the fact that there are many documented riot-tier bar brawls in European history, which OP art is alluding to.

The fact is, many brawls throughout the ages went from "a few punches" to "I'm going to fucking cut a bitch" in a few seconds. There isn't necessarily a culturally-universal rule about "Final Destination, 3 stock, bottles only", and seeing how much more vulnerable people were to their injuries getting infected/bones never healing right, one could argue that ANY combat was quite likely to be permanently injuring, if not more likely to be lethal than today.

Do you know how hard it is to break a bottle on someone? Seriously, you have to smash it against something on purpose to get a weapon like that.

>Deathfully start a joke at the brawl
>27 Inns

>Slap a barmaid's ass
>One thing leads to another
>Before the day ends, the whole town is ablaze
I'm never touching a woman again, I swear.

Slap a man's ass next time.

You could smash it against a table or a wall.

Go try that and report back to me

>slap a man's ass at the inn
>get taken home
>zero deaths, a good time had by all

I tried it and it worked, but now there's broken glass on my living room carpet. Thanks for nothing, asshole.

The thing is, most games have terrible rules for non-lethal or low-stakes combat.
Either they make you specialise in it (to the detriment of other things) like taking the right feat in 3.5e, or it's not supported at all, or it's retardedly easy to kill someone in a shoving match.
Plus, RPGs suffer from the fact that PCs are usually sociopaths. They live in a world where they (themselves, individually) are the only people with real internal life and everyone else is a disposable pawn or item of furniture. They're usually impulsive and entirely divorced from fear or thought of consequence.

You do realise that most people in an medieval setting are atleast carrying an all-purpose knife right?

Now that's an Oglaf comic!

Breakfast knives were invented because the French king wanted to stop his guests from stabbing each other at his table.

>innly start a joke at the brawl
>start whole world crying
>but do not see
>the joke is on me

You got a source for that or are you just joking?

Some university history course on youtube. I doubt I'd be able to find the video again, I've been watching too many of these courses lately.

...

What courses are you watching? I'd probably like to check them out myself.

Anything I can find, really.
Two examples that I could find in my browsing history:
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youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8JcWVRFp8&index=1&list=PL77A337915A76F660

thats what happens when you play dungeons and dragons: los santos

But user, armed streets are safe streets.

This actually happened in history repeatedly, especially with university students. They would start riots and get into drunken fights, and IIRC there was once scuffle in Italy that resulted in over a hundred dead.

Boys will be boys.

You can kill people with a punch, let alone the bottles or clubs that you seem to think are fine. If somebody attacks you outside of an organized setting all bets are off.

>If somebody attacks you outside of an organized setting all bets are off.

"if someone attacks you and means you harm, and there's a brick handy, use it."

-- my aikido sensei

which is why most universities instituted formal arrangements for (ideally non-lethal) duelling

And then Germans started considering dueling scars chick and lost on purpose just to be part of the cool crowd.

Not exactly.
It had more of a ritualistic or initiatory character, or at least that's what it became.

Cheers mate!

I guarantee you're a moronic pussy that's never seen shit.

>Slap a man's ass at the inn
>He calls me a faggot and tears off my shirt
>I dare him to lick my nipples
>The absolute madman actually does it while I call him a flaming homo
>I take him home
>I spread my buttcheeks and laughingly dare him to ram his cock up my ass
>He unzips his pants, exposing a big, juicy, meaty cock and two massive, low hanging balls
>I tell him that I'm impressed and add in a quick 'no homo'
>He rams me up the ass full force, I laugh my way to the most intense orgasm of my life while calling him a prancing fruitcake
>We decide to live together from that point onward so we can have epic banter
>Decide to adopt a kid as our little bro, he's pretty cool and does all the dishes and stuff
>Because the Lich King has legalized gay marriage, we decide to tie the knot purely for tax benefits
>That was five years ago
>Just now my friend came home while I was cooking, grabbed my balls and told me he wants dessert early
>He didn't say 'no homo'
I'm starting to believe that my husband of five years might actually be gay. Should I file for divorce?

This is why swords and armor should be banned within the walls of a city. Authorities don't like brawls that end up with a bunch of bodies all over the place. Only guards and selected nobles should be allowed to wear weapons freely.

There must be cleric somewhere that can pray the gay away in your buddy.

A cleric of the mighty thundergod?
youtube.com/watch?v=OCCjzN8Mghc

Give him the benefit of a doubt. Ask for a brojob to test him, if he isn't laughing whole gagging on your cock and making eye contact you have a degenerate on your hands.