Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1960: Jumperpoole Is Cute Edition

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I'm still excited somebody is making a Kingdom Death jump.
What should I combine it with? Monster Hunter? Pokemon?

Lovecraft, maximize the horribly ugly abominations.

Nothing. Let the setting stand on it's own. It's an amazing setting. What's the point of wanting a jump for it if you just completely change the setting straight away?

My current chain is nothing but combinations of jumps.

How did we go from Thread 1956 to 1960?

Not sure but its probably close tonright. We have screwed up numbering so many times here.

eh, we've gone backwards enough times that it probably still isn't the true number.

A while ago someone was updating the Mass Effect jump with some additional races (and some other stuff too), but all I have is this incomplete version. I checked the drive and couldn't find anything, anyone know if it was ever finished?

Delete and try again

You're not going to find it on the drive because it was being done by a shitposter looking to cause a fuss, not with permission or anything like that.

>1960
>Last one was 1956
How

Same way the number has erratically jumped forward and backward in the past, folks either can't count or are trying to account for the fact that past folks can't count.

>Prisma Illya
>manga writer has stated that all NPs are two ranks down from their main-universe equivalents, despite being represented by the same letter rank on stats pages

Is this true in the Jump as well?

It'd have to be, there's no reason for the jump to differ from the series and it doesn't contradict anything in the jump.

Rank down probably refers to - instead of a letter, and beyond that, the author may have dropped that notion.

There's no real reason that's more likely. Minuses are noted on pages just like letter ranks.

Got a link?

No, just heard it repeated a lot as the reason Illya could trace excal.

From what I have seen in the series, the power-levels are pretty similar.

This list hasn't been updated in a while but;

>Gunnerkrigg Court [Shapeshifter + You Do Not Exist]
>Inyuyasha [Shapeshifting]
>D&D [Shapechange, Polymorph/Alter Self, Druid, Shifter]
>X-Men (Movies) [Self-Molecular Manipulation]
>Earth's Mightiest Heroes [Skrull, Shapeshifting]
>Marvel [Shapeshifting, Energy+Shapeshifting, Kinesis (Self)+Shapeshifting]
>Injustice: Gods Among Us [Enhanced Shapeshifting, Extreme Shapeshifting]
>Young Justice [Martian, Animal Transformation, Shape-Shifting]
>Arrowverse [Shapeshifting]
>DC [Shapeshifting]
>Batman The Animated Series [Face of Clay]
>Batman Beyond [Experimentation]
>Justice League Unlimited [Shapeshifting 3, Martian]
>Teen Titans [Shapeshifting + Animal Morphing + Elasticity]
>Full Metal Alchemist [Homnculus Envy]
>Hellsing [Alucard's Embrace]
>Prototype [Hive, Runner]
>Ben 10 [Omnitrix]
>Samurai Jack [Shapeshifting]
>Animorphs [Morphing/Escafil device]
>Naruto [Transformation Jutsu]
>The Venture Bros. [Shapeshifter]
>Gravity Falls [Shapechanger]
>Harry Potter [Metamorphmagus]
>Kim Possible [Experimental Plastic Surgery]
>Star Wars: Clone Wars [Clawdite]
>Darkstalkers [Magical Morphology, Elegant Appearance, Blood Magic]
>PS238 [Misc. Meta]
>Dragon Age [Shapeshifter]
>Skullgirls [Seeing Double]
>Terminator [T-1000]
>Courage The Cowardly Dog [Charadeshifting]
>Lovecraft [Shoggoth]
>Various jumps like Gargoyles, Once, Disney, Hero BBS, etc. with generic Magic that could let you cast transmutation spells.
>Various super science jumps like Futurama or Genius the Transgression that could let you invent transmogrifies.

And neither are noted on the ranks, you tard.

Well, you gigantic faggot, it seems like if the quote is true, it just means that the ranks in Prisma Ilya are the equivalent of two ranks lower in the rest of the series. Not like that's basically the case when you compare Stay Night with Grand Order.

Or he means minuses, which are rank downs under certain situations. And it's not reflected in the stats. Or their feats. Which is why I posited that he abandoned that idea.

that's one misleading thumbnail...

Girls, girls. You're both pretty retarded faggots.

>pic

>tfw that's an actually real
We've memed too far.

Is that an adventurer being made to kiss a jester?

It's from Dragon's Dogma. At one point in the game, the dragon, Grigori, kidnaps the NPC that you have the highest relationship with to try and force you to fight him, and this NPC is played up as your romantic partner (you even fuck them afterwards.) Anyway, this can include the shithead jester asshole character.

Haven't we already been over this? The world was supposed to end 2012, but some dumbass linked the fire and now reality is breaking apart into a fever dream.

It's only going to get worse from here.

One of the funny things about dragons dogma is that it tallies up who you have done the most to help and who you have gained the most friendship from in your adventure and in the fight the dragon tries to make a deal with you, the life of your loved one will be saved if you fight him or you can trade their life for the kingdom, he will leave and your loved one dies and you become duke or somethjng. The thing is no point was this ever hinted at up till then which led to some weird situations where he was telli g you that you loved some creep rather than the hotty mercedes.

>Mercedes
Good taste my friend. Still unsure of my choice during her mini quest thing.

Like this... it happens to me

Club Penguin jumpmaker here, does this sound like a decent utility perk, and is it reasonably priced?

APRIL FOOLS - 400CP (No discount)
With this perk, you gain access to the Box Dimension, a bizarre realm comprised entirely of cardboard boxes floating in purple space. You and chosen companions can enter this realm at will by touching any cardboard box to turn it into a gateway to the Box Dimension. There is very little to do within the dimension itself, but it can serve as a hub for any other personal dimensions you may have acquired (like pocket dimensions, the realm of hammerspace, your personal afterlife or even just your Cosmic Warehouse) allowing easy travel between them. The dimension contains 7 portals, which by default link up with the Candy Dimension, Cream Soda Dimension, Desert Dimension, Doodle Dimension, Space Dimension, Stair Dimension and Strange Dimension. Any dimension you import takes the place of one of these pre-existing portals.

Mercedes is an ugly bitch with a shitty accent.

If you are going to be wrong you can do so quietly.

next you're going to be claiming Casca is ugly

Her hair is, but mainly she's just a huge bitch.

>Liking bowl cuts and French vomit-gargling

Who?

We don't have a finished Men In Black jump, do we?

Pssst. 72 Transformations from Journey to the West is a good one. Wukong transforms into everything from a house, to a giant kaiju-sized version of himself, to several random humans.

Can GATE: And Thus The JSDF Fought There's magic be used to create nuclear explosions?

Dragon's Dogma is Berserk fanfiction the same way Dark/Demon's Souls is. It's just that Dragon's Dogma is Golden Age Arc fanfiction while Dark Souls is Black Swordsman Arc fanfiction. Basically DD is more high action while DS loves its edgy hellscapes and freak monsters.

Anyway Casca is Guts' girlfriend who is currently retarded.

>Anyway Casca is Guts' girlfriend who is currently retarded.
I wonder how that could have happened.

>Griffith
An abject lesson on why hiding your sexuality in the closet will fuck you up mentally.

Well thanks for the explanation. I do not know much about Berserk other then a bit about Guts and Griffith.

Someone should have cured him of that early on.

It got reinforced early on when he sold his boypussy to make enough money to start as a merc.

so how many of you have reenacted the Pegasus porn comics in DC and Marvel?

>Pegasus porn comics
¿¡Que!?

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Man, imagine the hype if Capcom partnered with FromSoft to reboot Dragon's Dogma.

It would be the greatest Berserk game ever made.

>This gallery has been flagged as Offensive For Everyone.
Um

Perfectly Ordinary Assassin [600 - Discount Ordinary High School Student] - Whether or not you are a member of the near-extinct Nananya family, you’ve inherited their techniques and the reflexes necessary to execute them. You have the ability to blend in as a ‘perfectly normal’ person, adjusting your posture and body language enough that even supernatural senses could be fooled, seeing you as little more than fodder or a background character. Your almost godlike footwork and skills with a knife work in synergy with this, letting you slice apart a human-sized target into seventeen pieces, and letting you move quicker than the human eye can follow. Even if your opponent was leagues above you, you’ve honed your skills at assassination that you could perhaps even catch a Dead Apostle with centuries of experience off guard. Now if only you had some way to make sure they stayed dead...

Updated the old capstone. Trying to split this and the Nanaya bloodline bits. Anything I can do to improve this one or does it look fine?

>The Knee High Hypno Guy?
>The Bite Sized Tyke Who Hypnotizes Dykes?
>The Bimbo Enthusiast Who is Somewhere Around 2'6"?
>The Horrible Whore Hypnosis Dork Who Stands On Tip-Toe To Reach Their Hip Bones?
>The Tiny Telepath?
>The Dwarven Dominatrix?
>The Pintsized Psychic?

>NTR

is it NTR? I thought it was just creepy hypnosis stuff

Read the tags.

I skimmed thru it and I think the NTR is just Jean Grey having a vision of Cyclops getting sucked off and then killed (??) by Emma Frost

my bad
there's a bit at the end with Spider-Man and Mary Jane too

Anyone?

Lol, is that the author's self-insert? This is cringy as fuck.

Only Virgin jumpers use hypnosis powers. A true Chad jumper's overflowing natural charisma transforms women into his sex slaves with nothing more than suave attractiveness.

>cure
>implying

user...

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Tbh I'm not a fan. It kind of reads as a nerf to the old perk, which basically made it so you'd always appear to be ordinary up till you decide to make yourself known with some overlap with the new instinct perk.

> You have the ability to blend in as a ‘perfectly normal’ person, adjusting your posture and body language enough that even supernatural senses could be fooled, seeing you as little more than fodder or a background character all the way until the moment you demonstrate otherwise.

Better?

No. Honestly, are you sure you're up to the task of updating Tsukuhime? It seems like you're just copying the old jump but worse. It's completely uneccessary with how you're going about it.

Can I get a suggestion on how to word it properly, then?

Suppose. The old perk made it so that people would always overlook you, wheras the stealh provided by the new one could be penetrated by sufficient senses.

Also Instinct and Perfectly Ordinary Assassin both have the same 'you so fast and instinctively good at fighting that even vampires can get fucked up'. If the next capstone also makes you really good at fighting, then I'd argue that there is waaay too much redundancy for a single origin. Maybe make Perfectly Ordinary Assassin more focused on stealth?

Just give up. We already have a perfectly serviceable jump on the drive.

There's more than a bit of redundancy, yeah. I'm operating a bit under contract - I can't just remove perks and items from the old version, just reshuffle/reprice them. So I'm admittedly straining myself a bit to differentiate between them.

I'll put more of a stealth emphasis on that one and move the more combat-y bits to the Nanaya capstone. Would that help any?

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If you want to shitpost at something, why not shitpost about princessanon finishing his jump and it being up on the drive? You know, something original.

ignore shitposting Heavens

So is gwen poole a hero or a villain?

Seems good to me. But I almost never used the Drop-In line, so it's not really something I'm invested in enough to really say.

....actually:
Even if your opponent was leagues above you, you’ve honed your skills at assassination that you could perhaps even catch a Dead Apostle with centuries of experience off guard.
should be 'so that you could perhaps'

haha

Are there any perks for improving or worsening your emotional state?

Probably yeah. My main issue was that i really liked that the old perk let you seem unthreatening and normal even if you were some cosmic godlord composed of a trillion and a half souls and the primordial flame of the cosmos.

Mmkay, I tried to split up the effects a bit. I'm a bit hesitant to do this considering the agreement, but I'm trying to see if I can nail this down without creating too many redundant effects.

Perfectly Ordinary Assassin [600 - Discount Ordinary High School Student] - Whether or not you are a member of the near-extinct Nananya family, you’ve inherited their ability to strike quickly and unexpectedly. You have the ability to blend in as a ‘perfectly normal’ person, adjusting your posture and body language enough that even supernatural senses could be fooled, all who look upon you seeing you as little more than fodder or a background character all the way until the moment you demonstrate otherwise. This lets you catch even the likes of a True Ancestor off-guard with an appropriately timed strike. You can even use this in battle, your movements appearing lazy and slow to your opponent, making them hesitate to take you seriously as a foe, making their own attacks and tactics half-hearted up until you fully establish yourself as a threat, and letting you duck and weave in and out of sight even in a closed space. Even if your opponent was leagues above you, you’ve honed your skills at surprise attacks enough that you may perhaps even catch a Dead Apostle with centuries of experience off guard.

Nanaya [600 - Discount Ordinary High School Student] - ...or maybe you ARE part of that cursed family after all? The Nanaya Family was a clan of assassins under the Demon Hunter organization made to hunt monsters and Demon Blooded who inverted or gave into their inhuman instincts. They were wiped out completely a few years prior, save for yourself and one other. Whether you lived as an orphan or was also ‘adopted’ into a new family, you have a considerable advantage over your sibling/cousin Shiki - you’ve both remembered and honed the skills trained in you since birth. Your body has become an almost perfect killing machine, able to push yourself to your peak without suffering any significant loss in stamina or difficulty from strain, your muscles and movements always using just the right amount of force in all things. This working in tandem with your instincts and your combat abilities lets you gracefully dodge attacks that would normally tear an ordinary human into pieces before they could realize what happened - and your body instinctively guides your attacks to strike the most vulnerable part of a target’s body, moving almost independently of your own thoughts. Your almost godlike footwork and skills with a knife work in synergy with this, letting you slice apart a human-sized target into seventeen pieces in a blink, and letting you move quicker than the human eye can follow. You could feasibly fight and even kill a supernatural opponent among the likes of a Dead Apostle or the True Ancestor Princess if her true power were still suppressed with the right timing and luck. Now if only you had some way to make sure they stayed dead…

Optionally, purchasing this perk may allow you to take ‘The Killer In Me’ companion option for free.

How's this?

Nier Automata has a few. Frozen also has one iirc.

We do. It should be in the drive, I remember using it to buy the pocket universe marble.

>Optionally, purchasing this perk may allow you to take ‘The Killer In Me’ companion option for free.
And now you have my interest.

Looks nice, can't wait. Will 'The Killer In Me' companion be like a sibling in our head with all this assassination knowledge or something?

My guy. What was meant from that was that you don't completely remove the concepts already present. That's what she asked me to do, I just don't know enough about the series to do sweeping changes. You can fully rewrite perks if you want.

Yep

If you need a magic nuke, wizardry in demons of astlan can do it. As one of the main characters actually uses a nuke to kill an enemy army.

One of the soldiers becomes a glowing radioactive lich but is never spoken of again.

Oh. Oh! Well, that's completely different, then. Sorry about that, Ninjanon and friend! I can probably do that without too much trouble. Thanks for chiming in.
Tis the idea. Sort of a mix of your more primal instincts and your raw combat abilities - along with any killing urges you may have. They're helpful instead of antagonistic or constantly battling you, though.

So with what Ninja said in mind, are the perks as written fine or should I go back and revisit Instinct and these two? The rest seemed fine for the most part.

So if I use my character card from kings avatar in sword art would I have an easier time or a harder time in the game? I mean Im already a pretty good technopath but thats beside the point.

>Whether you lived as an orphan or was also ‘adopted’ into a new family
Should be 'were also'.

ME AM TYPE GOOD

Fixed. Thank you, Archetype-san.

Given how broken and messed-up Sword Art Online's game balancing is (this is what happens when your dev team is one guy and his super-AI), I don't think anyone can really say.

Easier. SAO doesn’t have magic.
But doesn’t the jump start with you already in the game?

Happy to help.

Also

>you’ve both remembered and honed the skills trained in you since birth
This (part of the) sentence is a bit weird.

Normally the proper way of saying this would be 'you trained in since birth', and while the circumstances are weird that's still the best way to phrase it using those words.

If you want to you 'ingrained' instead of trained, I think it'd flow better and make more sense within the context of the perk.

I think so, too. Fixed. Alright, the Tohno no-longer-Drop-In tree is done. Next is Not!Ciel and Not!Sion.

If I can get all perks done today, I might be able to actually keep my promise on having a jump or two for a Christmas gift.

Can I get the perk at a reduced price if I just want the chocolate?