Cousin tells me he wants to open his own orthodontist office

>cousin tells me he wants to open his own orthodontist office
>asks me for moolah

how do I make this profitable for me

Tell him to fuck off, invest in wabi

Loan him xxx amount at xxx interested rate with a 10% stake in his firm and when he has it paid off 5% too easy

Don't invest and keep your money.

interest

charge him a reasonable interest rate that beats anything he can get from the jews.

how much verge for her?

How likely do you think this will pan out well?

Very likely? invest for stake in his company

Not very likely? Kill him and steal his bitcoins

...

Why does he think you have money? You fucked up.

kek

read the richest man in Babylon. It contains this exact story. You are under no obligation to help him and if he was financially responsible then the banks would be happy to give him a loan

Also who is the chick and has she done porn?

Kek I fucking thought of this too

Get him to write scrips for pills.. Valium, Vicodin.. etc.. you know the rest

Don't ever fucking give family money, you'll never see it ever again.

Never do business with family, then find a smart female Vietnamese grad and invest in an orthodontist office for her.

Never do business with family. Ever.

Tell him that he gets a 60% stake of all teeth extracted

Sell teeth to Dental students on craigslist because they all need it for assignments

You don't. Never mix family and money, even if they're your third cousin twice removed. It's just not good business to bring blood ties into the mix. It can get messy in ways that you never see coming, and have repercussions for decades.

Also who is the chick and has she done porn?

this is the real question fuck the rest of the thread

Write up a deal giving you 10% of the gross revenue for the practice. Reducing to 10% net profit after 5 years.

Idk what country you are in, but in Aus, orthodontists are struggling these days. Mainly due to the number of general practitioners offering different orthodontics treatments, the specialists are now restricted to the very difficult cases which are not too common.

But this depends on where you are situated I guess - and how well connected you are.

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