A disease is turning the people of the region into flat-skulled idiots

>a disease is turning the people of the region into flat-skulled idiots
>party is tasked to find out how it spreads
>after one session, the entire party is infected
>my pc is the only smart one left
What do?

Put a toupe over it & run for president?

Have you tried pumping air into their heads to make them normal again?

Turn to crime of course :D

Find the statue of liberty buried in the sand.

But what about that no good Dick Tracy?

Well, you could try to reeducate the party, but my advice is to visit the libary.

Infect them again, maybe the disease will cancel itself out.

So how did it spread OP? Tell the guy who hired you, get paid and fuck off.

DRUUUMPPFFFFFF

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Maybe that explains my current game. Oh wait, it's every game.

I say run with it

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I suppose that must be why she won.

3 million more votes than the Russian stooge

>a disease turning people into idiots

Does it spread from mind to mind when they say things like 'Have you heard the word of our lord'?

Just have them watch Rick and Morty, obviously.

Nice meme, my dude.

>6 million more votes than the le RedRusker Patron

Must be why she ended up as president. That was the whole point. Saying that she won when she didn't achieve her objective would be silly.

OP here. Posting from home right now. My PC became an idiot at the end of the most recent session and never found out how the disease spreads.

No, it pretty much starts with people discussing politics and social issues on a traditional games board.

Damn, that sucks, if the party is all dumb, what happens now?

We're just moving on to a new game.

Fucking hell, party wipe via Retard-AIDS (insert social commentary here)

Your DM does not mess about.

I hope their new party will see their old party during their adventures.
Like the old party became completely retarded, "that guy" level of nobrain dirty murderhobos.

Literally nothing in that picture is even remotely true.

There's a stephen king short story about a scientist who discovers the most peaceful place on earth has something in the water supply so he spreads it across the earth via volcanic eruption and while it does make everyone peaceful turns out it also gives you retardation slowly and he just hyperconcentrated it and spread it on earth so everyone starts tarding out until they forget how to breathe and eat and die in their own shit.

>yeah but waht abou
they're both fucking horrible, stop being a shill

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>06:59:25
>09:10:24
Let it die.

Zika outbreak due to mosquito transmission. Solved your mission for you

Leave the game because GMs who force shitty internet memes into their games are garbage.