/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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I pick IE so we can figure out a way for me to leave this gay earth and go to the digital world

Could any CYOA beat Sarte in a duel

The guy is practically omnipotent over all CYOAs

Literally any of them, so long as you Sartre it.

>Sartre defeated by his own technique
How ironic

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Soon. So very soon.

DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!!

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After several days, I’ve finally given up on trying to make a CYOA an my iPad. All of the image-editing apps (free and costly) are unsuited to it.

So what now?

I remember this one, that's pretty nice seeing it actually finished.

Going to move to a desktop?
Or just giving up?

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Well, at least you tried. Bonus points for attempt at progress.

Anyone working on any new waifu bait cyoa? Could go for a harem builder.

>trying to make a CYOA an my iPad.
Well there's your problem user

For reasons beyond my control (a drunken roomate), my laptop has been totally and utterly destroyed. I will continue writing the actual material for my CYOA, but will be unable to create the image to go along with them until around mid-March.

I feel loved

He is helping in getting a new one right?

Mud Pits
The Shafts
Darkest Chasm

Spore Jungle
Across The Great Divide
The Great Armory Heist
Towards the Light

Excise the tumor, and take the swordsman combo with maxed out Magforce. Don't think I'll have any trouble with those raiders anymore. Alternatively I guess I could ignore the tumor and meet the watcher girl, but without taking the full combo it probably won't matter.

needs to be updated to reflect operas status as chinas little spy

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Edge has the best powers, but Firefox is best girl. Why do you do this to me? I have to go with Edge, since it sounds like the multiverse interpretation of time travel is canon here. I'm assuming that's what "nothing will have changed in your home timeline" means. That means I could steal what I need to live and return to my timeline with zero consequences. So, she'll take care of my money needs. Also, rewinding time in 5 second bursts could lead to amazingly extended orgasms.

Do you guys ever waste any good ideas on CYOAs that you wish you hadn't?

I can feel it coming /cyoag/. I can feel change coming.

Go with Edge, go to new tomeline and take Alt- FireFox home.

What PPP++?

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Where is EDGE?

Oh nevermind.

And also, AHHHH

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Yeah. Thankfully he isn’t that much of a tool.

you could always try and collab with people here. Find a photoshop fag willing to do the layout work

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locations:
submerged tunnels +2 SIM +1 HIS
glowing veins +2 SIM +1 MAG
flesh caves +3 SIM
specializations:
magforce:
1 soft landing
symbiosis:
1 whip
3 prehencile
5 crushing weight
7 the jaws that bite
historian:
1 cartography
mysteries:
pathfinder
last call
watcher in the dark
resolutions:
the empty village
the ghost
the girl
the shrine

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Wasn't there a friend of Highlander's in the other thread saying it would be a while? Or am I just being a newfag?

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Did we get any nice OCs during the holidays?

PPP+

>Misread as Bowser-tan
>Expected Lewd pics of Bowser
>Pleasantly surprised

Birth Season:
>Black: Otherworldly Blessing (+3 Will) (+250 Power)

Upbringing:
>The Upstart (+1 Glory) (+250 Power) (+1 Silver Bogatyr Ability) (No Dynasty)

Skills:
>Theology (-25 Power)
>Swordsmanship (-75 Power)
>Duel Wielding (-50 Power)
>Dragonslaying (-75 Power)
>Destruction (-75 Power)
>Precognition (-50 Power)
>Mind Control (-75 Power)
>Summoning (-50 Power)
>Protection (-25 Power)
>Leadership (-75 Power)
>Tactics (-50 Power)
>Strategy (-75 Power)
>First Aid (-25 Power)
>Erudition (-75 Power)
>Riding (-25 Power)
>Seafaring (-25 Power)
>Marathon (-25 Power)

Items:
>Bulat Steel Sword: Katana (-15 Power)
>The Kladenets (-75 Power)
>Serf Maids (-10 Power)
>Apples of Youth (-75 Power)

Dynasty:
>NONE: (Bogatyr Ability: Myth Slayer)

Religion:
>Sacramental: Gregorian Confession (+3 Glory) (-1 Honor) (+1 Will) (-50 Dissent)

Provinces: (+4 Provinces)
>Volynov [FEUDAL HOLDING] [Religion: Pagan] [Culture: Svetlanian] [Terrain: Forrest] {Population: 2,000} (+150 Military) (+200 Wealth)
>Scola [FEUDAL HOLDING] [Religion: Pagan] [Culture: Svetlanian] [Terrain: Mountains] {Population: 1,000} (+100 Military) (+100 Wealth)
>Olchatka [FEUDAL HOLDING] [Religion: Umbraic] [Culture: Svetlanian] [Terrain: Mountains] {Population: 1,000} (+50 Military) (+100 Wealth)
>Wyrmland [CAPITAL] [Religion: Pagan] [Culture: Svetlanian] [Terrain: Mountains] (Population: 1,000) (+200 Military) (+300 Wealth)

Vassals:
>Aleksander Severny: [Holdings: Volynov, Scola, Wyrmland] [Command-5/5] [Stewardship-5/5] [Loyalty-5/5]

Buildings:
>Public Bath Houses (-100 Money)

Council:
>Magnate (Mandatory)

Military Adviser:
>Hero of Might and Magic

Laws and Decisions:
>Sudebnik (-25 Dissent) (+300 Power) (-2 Honor)

Spouse:
>Kaguya (Ally: Yaponia) (Units: Yaponia) (Hero of the East) (Faithful)

what was the first oc of the year?

Diplomacy:
>Kingdom of Norseland: [STRAINED] (+2 Will)
>Theodosian Empire: [NEUTRAL]
>Tugarin Horde: [STAINED] (+2 Will)
>Kingdom of Lyakhia: [NEUTRAL]
>Tunguskian Tribes: [STAINED] (+2 Will)
>Yaponian Shogunate: [EXULTED]

Contenders:
>Ivan the Fearsome: (+80) [PACT OF NEUTRALITY]
>Helgi the Seer: (+50) [PACT OF NEUTRALITY]
>Olga the Widow: (+55) [ALLIANCE PROPOSAL]
>False Nestor: (-50) [OPEN WAR]
>Vasiliy the Dark: (+30) [NEUTRAL]
>Vladimir Stereomakh: (-30) [NEUTRAL]
>Vseslav the Sorcerer: (+25) [NEUTRAL]
>Koschey the Deathless: (-100) [DEFEATED]

Bogatyr:
>Kaguya (Shadowmelt) (Mandate of Heaven)

Missions:
>Wall Against Wall [Myself] (+2 Glory)
>Last Warrior of a Dead Land [Kaguya] (+150 Power)

Units:
>Village Militia x2 [Type: Melee] [Numbers: 2,000] (-100 Military)
>Regiment Footmen [Type: Melee] [Numbers: 1,000] (-400 Military)
>Ronin Cavalry [Type: Yaponian] [Numbers: 250] (-250 Money)
>Lotus Guard [Type: Yaponian] [Numbers: 100] (-375 Money)
>Tiger Cavalry [Type: Yaponian] [Numbers: 100] (-375 Money)

Government:
>Elective Monarchy: Guyjin Hideo (Ally: Yaponia)(+300 Wealth)(+100 Power)

Final Attributes:
>Glory: (+6) [I have carved my name into history with fire and steel, I am known across the entirety of Svetlania.]
>Honor: (-3) [I am considered shady and untrustworthy, scarce few are willing to make deals with me.]
>Will: (+10) [I dare to defy the will of the gods, no word or spell is capable of subverting my iron will.]

Dissent:
>[NONE]

Outcome:
>[TWIN EMPIRES]
>[SUCCESSFUL RULE]

Beri's Christmas Spirit was holiday themed, and aside from that there was Guardian Spirit, Starry Knights, Choose Your Own CYOA Adventure and probably some others I am forgetting.

The archnemesis one

I'd like to reply to this guy.
A lot of people don't really understand Ancap, all because of that poor name. Ancap doesn't mean no government. It means that no government has the natural right to rule people. All men have natural rights and are governed by natural laws. They can, however, join a collective for the purpose or organization and defense. A state, if you will. The constitution, which outlines the rights, responsibilities, duties, et cetera, or both the state and the citizen is, in a way, a contract. A citizen can join this state, can enter his land into the state, can become a citizen, and is beholden to certain laws. If he breaks these laws, he can be punished. If other people break these laws, so will they. And if the state exercises more power than it has the right to exercise, the citizens who entered land into it have the right to secede, and even those who entered no land always have the right to leave, to vote with their feet. And if a landed man is unhappy with the state, but they have done no wrong, he can still leave at any time, but might not be allowed to really secede.
Do you understand? This is just my quick example. Anyway, monarchies are better than democracies.
Read Hoppe.

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The french ruined everything

Hello?

A-fucking-greed.
Of course, the Ancien Regimes weren't perfect, but the idea that democracy is inherently freedom is just so fucking retarded, it ruined liberal thought for ages.

taking firefox as muh waifu
you can bet your ass im abusing those other powers tho

Liberal thought is ruined worse by its modern association with socialism and communism.

In a way, you're right. But those spawned from the idea of democracy being inherently bad.
I don't want to make any more political posts on Veeky Forums, so I'll just stop.
Sorry.

>democracy being inherently bad
*inherently good

Hm. I think I disagree with the idea of natural laws, but your opinion is internally consistent, and I can understand how you reach the conclusion that you have.

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thank the void communism is the best form of government

Fuck. Is there anyway for a random user to help? Like some kind of menial task involved in the conversion process that can be done in a google doc? I've got like two dozen Traveller builds burning a whole in my pocket.

Stalin.

I am that user and Im currently reading reading Leviathan, hoppe is on the list though.
I get what you mean by how a government should mostly be a contract, all in all good explanation. Not sure im fully behind it, couldent just let a guy with strategic land leave with it after all, but its a start.
Think an Elective monarchy would work best currently. Every county should have a hereditary count. That count should have an adviser elected by his people and his people alone, voting in a community not your own should be harshly punished. Said counts and advisers should then elect one amongst the counts to serve as duke for that region, a proper duchy. And a step further is the dukes and their advisers elect a king in much the same way. The people get representation, the social divisions of mass democracy is avoided, and since all nobles are beholden to their family holdings this encourages divided development rather than mega-citys that plague us currently.
This of course, only works with a population that is armed and un afraid to call out corruption. I call it the right of rebellion. Should a group find disatisfaction with their rules, they have the right to take up arms against him. In such an event all other nobility not directly under him are forbidden from interfering. For example, a count would stand alone against them save for his household guards. While a duke could call upon his vassal counts, but they could just as easily side with the people in hopes of reward, publicity, doing the right thing, or to simply increase their chances of being elected when the old one falls.

Castro best girl. None of the others can compete with a charming, sexy latina,
Also, all the others are disgustingly flat.

Crap I meant Im reading Hobbes Leviathan and others are on the list aswell like Plato's the republic. Felt its time to start studying that sort of thinking.

the box

Castro-Chan. We'll form a baseball team. it'll be great.

>couldent just let a guy with strategic land leave with it after all
That's why the land could be tied into the contract, to help keep the government on the straight and narrow, to keep him in the union.
Also, the monarchism isn't nearly so important. In an Ancap world, many little states could exist, from monarchies, republics, democracies, communes, et cetera.

Girl Hitler of course, break that forceful mask she puts on and she will be sweet and caring.

ancaps plz go

She is.
You are being recorded, thank you for you're assistance.

Play-doh is fucking a5 you dumbasses

bump

>go for box
>get neet idol

American thanks you.

I found V2.

Hey, I dated her once. Chased me two blocks with a knife.

The time has come.

How would you react if Italics lost all progress on PPP+

>PPP+
But she did user, she did...
Its all about PaG.

after 4 or five threads of anons not believing/reeing at each other id hope that only a few vestigial memes remained and we never truly talk about the horrid thing again

fuck your slutty pengu

>fuck your slutty pengu
I'm.

what do you guys think the true purpose of cyoag is?
to make cyoa?
to complete cyoa?
to talk about how to make good and thought provoking cyoa?
to talk about the people who make cyoa?

>what do you guys think the true purpose of cyoag is?
To Choose Your Own Adventure.

>"Well, user, I guess in the end we truly were the Choose Your Own Adventure General all along"
Fucking really, Highlander?

No PenguAnon.

But I'm still here despite making my choices in dozens of cyoa already! When will those adventures happen? Was I tricked?

ITT: Anons invent feudalism