An evil army of penguins have landed on your kingdom's shores. What does your party do?

An evil army of penguins have landed on your kingdom's shores. What does your party do?

the adventure time kind or the dood kind?

So, is the army itself evil, or are the penguins evil, or what?

Your syntax is unclear.

>mfw character's barony is the ass-end of nowhere and whose shore looks like pic related.

COME BACK AFTER A FEW CENTURIES OF EROSION, CHUCKLEFUCKS!

Summon a good army of walruses.

An army of walruses who are good aligned? Or walruses who are just really good at being walruses?

Both.

The kngdom curbstomps the little shits (lmao fucking "birds" that can't even fly), then falls into chaos as the surge of "what's black, white, and red all over" jokes gets old really fucking fast and Dad jokes become a capital offense.

You arrive in a foreign land to find a penguin is the captain of the king's guard. He demands you submit to an open ranks drill and ceremony inspection before being allowed to conduct business.
What do?

The chaotic neutral caracaras block their path

I don't know 'bout my party, but I'd rub their fluffy white tummies.

I hope it's the dood kind, I love those nibbas.

Yes

>user likes little penguins for their way of flying through the water.

Train an army of polar bear paladins

The Walrus King demands your party acquire the Crown's stolen Tusk Tokens before granting an audience. What do you do?

>An evil army of penguins have landed on your kingdom's shores. What does your party do?
Tell the leopard seals dinner's ready.

Thanks, Tech Support. You've proven to be completely useless as always.

I like 'em more for the way they waddle around or "glide" across the slow.

Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?

I ask about it on the whale court. They know a lot for the right price.

We’re on our way out, the island is theirs.

>Fucking with Nils Olav
I submit to his terms