Is this Herasy or is bonning Space Elves Imperium approved now?

Is this Herasy or is bonning Space Elves Imperium approved now?

>Herasy
>bonning

Stay in school, kids.

Yeah, sure, years of lore eradicated because of one joke-picture.

Jokes on you im a retired buttcoin neet

If robot gorillaman does it, it's not heresy.

But he doesn't. Please spare us your fanfiction.

Right Because a decades old franchise has never retconned its fundamental lore because someone in a suit "thought it needed an update"

The canon picture of roboute having dinner with space elves says otherwise.

You can't eat orks, retardo.

But this is not a retcon at all. This is a joke, made for thanksgiving. Do I have to assume that everyone in ths thread is a full retard?

>not using ork shavings as a substitute for yeast

How else are you supposed to make bootleg beer and bread on the battlefield?

With the corpses of your fellow Guardsmen, I assume.

>beer out of human flesh

HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO WORK

With the right STC, everything is possible!

>this is what tech priest actualy believe

You dare insult the wonders of the Omnissiah?!

That might actually be true given the setting. Now finding the corpse beer recipe? Good luck with that.

That would be a good reason to fluff an AdMech vs Emperor's Children battle.

Wait a minute, so that whole thing about Rowboat having an Eldar gf was true?

No, but the ship is popular enough that GW decided to to give it a wink like FFG did with pic related years ago in Dark Heresy.

Oh that's cool, I hope it works out for him

They also gave Abgry Marines a nod before. Go figure how that works

>Nod to the Angry Marines.
Where?

Nah, it was a joke. But I'm not surprised that waifufags don't get what a joke is.