If the United States were a faction in magic, would it be white-black?

If the United States were a faction in magic, would it be white-black?

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WBR
Oligarchic Stupid

fat-brown.

>Not RWU

It's actually pretty balanced.

You got your Azorius senate that quibbles all day and does fuckall

You got your Orzhov Illuminati that comprise lizard people and people who faked the moon landing

You got Izzet and Simic blokes who are allowed to do pure fucking Math despite the fact that it's not engineering and pretty damn irrelevant.

You got Gruul tree hugging ecoterrorists that think paleo is a great idea

Cult of Rakdos is literally Burning Man

Apparently communists are making a real comeback and these people tend to love their organic shit and climate change so Selesnya is a thing

I guess Dimir is the CIA and Assange is their turncoat

Golgari are... you know what, lets leave that aside for now.

Finally. EVERYONE is Boros. Desire for moral superiority backed up by violent tendencies? Golly of that doesn't describe the whole America I don't know what does.

BWR are the predominant colors I'd say.

>White: Intolerant, Authoritarian, believes in sticking exactly to laws even if they're hundreds of years old and no longer relevant
>Black: Greedy, Amoral, Paranoid, Might makes Right attitude

Yeah, seems pretty accurate to me.

WR, splash of U.

>t. bernout

44% White
56% Black

It's all colors but mostly black and white. Then red and blue. Then green.

If not every color, it's literally red white and blue. Who made nukes and the internet? Who hates the government while also having and supporting a massive government?

Red.

White.

And blue.

>illegal CIA experiments and generals considering attacks against own population for political reasons
>CIA toppling democratically elected govermentments of other countries in order to install a puppet they can easily deal with

Yeah pretty black.

Pretty much anything in real life is all 4 colors without green. But America is obssessed with tradition and the ancient ways of their founding fathers so they'd have green too.

>Who made nukes and the internet?
Germany and England.
Extorting other people's science and scientists doesn't count as blue.

America pretends to be white but its leadership is actually black (lol this would sound better during the past term).

Only good answer

What has the United States done in your lifetime that was even remotely blue?

Not necessarily. White also emphasizes order, rigidity, separation, and xenophobia. The black I'd definitely give you though.

>obssessed with tradition and the ancient ways of their founding fathers
that's white, user.

I dunno how blue America is? I dunno how much the average citizen values knowledge. Knowledge in the pursuit of power or safety, sure, but not much for pure intellectualism.

mardu feels right

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You sure about that faggot?

community =/= tradition. Similar, hence the reason they're allied colors. But yes, I'm quite sure. Faggot.

"America is obssessed with their founding fathers and tradition so they're green"

"Ancestry—If who you are is in your genes, then who you come from is of utmost importance.

Tradition—Green believes that we need to be constantly touching the past, and a great way to do that is through traditions where you get to continue activities passed down through time by your ancestors." - Maro

"Community isn't tradition"

>Dominate the world's whole socioeconomical exchange
>Main producer of technological advances for commercial use
>Main creator and executor of Psy-ops
>Every little stupid shit an american president does shakes the world and makes it quake since at least Bush Jr.
But yeah LE DUMB AMERIMUTTS xDDDDD

Na. America was much more black during the Manifest Destiny years. B/R/W.

this.

America will always be R/W/U.

Hell yeah!

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The United States wouldn't naturally be a single faction. It would best be modeled as competing factions at a shady as fuck imperial court. Either in the way described with expys of various state organs and interesting groups or else look at the country's big social/national/cultural blocs and represent those.

>New England
White Blue

>Midwest
White Red Green

>Dixie
White Black Red

>Black America
Black Red Green

>Far West
Red Green

>Aztlan
White Blue

Ruhan of MURICA

Let's be real here.
Ruhan is monored, and having jeskai colors is nonsense.

... how delightfully apt

In that case, so is the United Kingdom, Thailand, Slovakia, Cuba, France, Croatia, the Czech Republic, Cape Verde, Samoa, Cambodia, Iceland, Russia, Panama, the Netherlands, Paraguay, New Zealand, the Dominican Republic, Chile, Nepal, Norway, Costa Rica, Laos, Australia, Slovenia, Puerto Rico, North Korea, Liberia and Luxembourg.

Turns out that a lot of countries are red, white and blue. Huh.

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ITT: people who have watched too much mass media and consumed too many memes try to force the most diverse nation on Earth into a shoe-horned 5-color pie that isn't even consistent within its own setting/canon; no one is surprise when stupidity ensues

Naw, probably white red. Maybe white red black.

Pretty much all of the colors when you get into sub cultures like

>Black America
>Black Red Green
>Green
Naw. Nothing in black culture is particularly nature loving or related to growth.

17 children per family isn't related to growth ?

>diverse
>anything to do with the Color pie

The only stupidity that ensued here was your own comment... or are you insinuating that the two are related user? :^)

So, what ideologies are each colors and color combinations?

Being technological is not the same as being academic for academia's sake. The greatest living engeneer in the multiverse is BR.
The fact that 100% of america's technological and academic progress is tied to money or politics doesn't help.

Japan is WUG, a land of creativity rigidly sustained by tradition and cultural expectations
America is WBR, a land of creativity sustained by oligarchy for the sake of exploitation and personal gain

America is not diverse where it matters: ideologically.
All americans are selfish and indoctrinated into one of two political clades that don't really represent what they calim.

What are Europe, Russia, China, Canada and Africa? (yes I know two of those are continents but we generalize and simplify everything anyway)

>blacks
>family
No such thing.

Europe would be Black-Blue-White, right?

Race for Africa is surprisingly similar to Esper's drive for resources in Alara block.

They're blue because they're a beacon of science, black because capitalist, white because socialism.

>Race for Africa is surprisingly similar to Esper's drive for resources in Alara block.
That would be true for Europe from 150 years ago but today that would be China. They are grabbing Africa like it's the best thing ever.

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Blacks don't give a single fuck about nature, just throw their trash out their windows. They're deffo not green.

56% White, mix of the others.

But WBR is literally the fanatical nazi color, user. I would argue that old america is WR and became BW today, yeah.

Mono Black

9/11

It'd be mono-black