Hi, my name is Van, I'm a dungeon master...

Hi, my name is Van, I'm a dungeon master, and I'd like to know if you're interested in joining my dark fantasy campaign I've been working on with Billy (he's the boy next door). It's about a party of adventurers in bondage to the local lord who go exploring deep dark dungeons and reach new places together. I've already run some pretty intense sessions and I have some experience as an actor (you know small roles in movies) and as a performance artist, so I'm confident in my abilities to create a very fulfilling experience that's very emotional but also more psychological too.
I look forward to seeing you all!

>"Strange, I haven't seen Billy in the neighbourhood in a couple of weeks now..."

>dark fantasy campaign
Erm... No, but thanks for asking! I hope you will have fun.

Man, I really hate that so far I appear to be the only one that gets this.

hey buddy, the leather generals are usually on /diy/ next door over

Fuck you.

but it's DEEP dark fantasy

FUck you

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, the mask club is three boards down

>Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, the mask club is three boards down
Veeky Forums or /tv/?

/tv/

I think /tv/ is the appropriate board for masks, and their removals

Fisting is 300gp.

You're a small guy

For you

Can my friends the skinhead, leather, tattoo, and piercing join too?

FUCKING PLAYERS, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! -bbeg

Sure, why not? We welcome you to our game.

Why does he wear a mask?

it's part of his jabroni outfit you fool

No, Fuck you leather man.

Oh right, that old meme. I always forget it's still popular on that board.

Baneposting is love, baneposting is life.

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