Not using swords

>Not using swords
Have fun being a second character.

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I like your pic, but I don't understand your blog.

What kind of stance is that?

The "Please sever my spinal column, sir?"

A very popular guard in France.

>being a martial
Have fun being useless

Long/shortswords are decent, but a scimitar is often simply the mechanical better choice, due to crit-fishing and the option to actually use dex for damage

>not using spears
it's as if you can't into combat

>being a D&D pleb
have fun playing a subpar game

>Spear
>Not the most versatile weapon ever created

Go back to your filthy cave, you savage inbred.

>being this disrespectful to your parent
Shamefur.

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DISHONUR

A ten-year-old could knock that fucker over with how he's standing.

>being this disrespectful to your grandparent
Commit Sudoku, for you bring shame to this family.

I'm not playing 1p or 2p.
I'm playing bigdick warlord who teams of heroes have to unite against.
Along with my companionions shang tsung, the wrathful demiurge, and playboy vampire count.

It's mostly a political game, with the occasional break to fight the destined heroes of the week.

Aye, it's cute for poking peasants and cutting yer bread. When you're not collecting taxes though, you're going to want a real can opener.

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FLAILS ARE THE BEST

You have no idea what you're talking about.

>Not making do with what you have
Have fun being a spoiled kid

>legs planted wide to disperse weight, knees slightly bent for flexibility and ready to step at any time
>low center of gravity, making it harder for the enemy to move them
>deceptively unguarded, with blade and point still aimed at the enemy, poised to strike in response to them trying to take advantage of supposed lack of guard

I mean, it's not a perfect stance and looks uncomfortable as hell, but many unarmored, unshielded styles are similar in construction. Like Liechtnauer's 'fool' stance, mobility is going to take precedence over defense. Do what you can to make up for not having a metal suit.

I use a rapier.

>Not using a staff

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>Needing a weapon

I talked and conned us out of every encounter so far. I'm just a bard and I've made you unnecessary.