Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1991:Immortals vs. Welsh Harem Genes Edition

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Have you considered that maybe, just maybe, he wouldn't be a "shitpost target" if he hadn't done anything wrong?

And yet you support Valeria. And shitpost for Valeria. And try to drive off all other content makers - except for Valeria.

Do not even remotely pretend it's a legitimate grudge you have.

Exactly. People don't shitpost Valeria because she hasn't done anything wrong. In this place, there aren't many who could be described that way.

>being this heavy an apologist

Alright NuBee. You're being too obvious right now

Reminder that Tobirama did nothing wrong. It's not his fault that nobody believed him when he told them that the Uchiha were genetically predisposed to evil or thought to monopolize and exploit the invincible super techniques that he created to crush the enemies of Konoha.

No ones perfect. I can think of one mistake she made right now. The Medaka debacle. It turned out well but the entire thing was a shit pile because she made a mistake.

.t Danzo

Every time I wake up the thread ends, what is this conspiracy?

You know I never really got that, but it is pretty funny.

Now you guys are just making me blush.

Daily reminder that you're wrooooong.

Reminder that you're evil if you don't offer the chance to become a companion and escape to the sole survivors of dead worlds.

>implying

The only mistake made was not letting Medaka Box be replaced sooner. Tovam obviously was unfit to be given the rights to that IP.

Has anyone made a Tobirama build for the naruto jump?

Thankfully you don't get to decide who is worthy and who is not.

What if I just do a Garden of Eden deal where I teraform the place to be nice again and give them new friends?

I'm evil.

Val gets shitposted at more than a lot of jumpmakers.

Would that just be Senju+All the specializations? Because that actually sounds like a good deal.

And dragging someone who didn't want to be involved into a jump-replacement argument, just because she wanted the dominance thrill.

And generally using shitpost tactics and bullying people so that she can get her way.

And all in all being an internet tough guy on a self-insert-fanfiction-power-fantasy-writing-prompt thread, on an Egyptian snake-flute board.

What would that be? Senju, Fuinjutsu Mastery, and Elemental Affinity: Water, I guess. Anything else? I can't remember, does the jump let you buy his sword from the anime filler?

Why would anyone bother to emulate Tobirama when the jump lets you have his brother's powers?

If it was actually the shitposter trying to drive people off, Valeria would be a way more vital target than OAA. What does OAA do? Talk shit about this community and people in it (including namefags), rarely participate here or in the IRC, barely make any jumps, etc. If anything, he'd be a perfect target for the shitposter to rally behind. There's no winning to be had if the shitposter drives off OAA, because he's just not a vital part of this community, and he's pretty much already left. The only reason to shitpost against him is that he's a legitimately horrible person. Meanwhile, Valeria makes several jumps a month, actively participated in the thread and the IRC, and regularly defends it from hostile communities. Her departure would be a major blow for us. And yet, people almost never shitpost at her, despite being an attractive target, because she doesn't deserve it. It's not exactly hard to see why some people are shitposters more than others.

Because lazer water?

At least you're getting easier at dropping and putting your name back up between posts, NuBee.

>name falls off again
>as the Val supporter/OA shitposter is around
Suspicious.

Why not be both? GO FULL SENJU.

It doesn't need to be called out, user.

Of course NuBee would shitpost for his girlfriend. When you get pussy-whipped so hard for intercontinental poontang you get a bit desperate for approval. It's why Bee's been shitting on people he used to be friends with more and more often.

I work under a houserule that eliminates the companion limit and allows me to bring along anybody that I can convince to come with me. I've populated an entire pocket dimension with all the people who wanted out of their shitty settings.

>when the thread is at least 25% OA shitposting every single time.

Something has to change.

>No, really, I never...I mean, the shitposter never targets Val. Here, read my argument for why a shitposter wouldn't go after her, ignore how it contradicts observed evidence of my...whoops, I mean the shitposter attacks on her. There's nothing to worry about, don't think too much about this.

Maybe OAA needs to leave.

Then there won't be shitposting.

I'm half sure you can't buy into that much raw power in the Jump and while you could have a similar power set, you can't really get his Feats which are absurd compared to the average ninja. That said, Tobirama would be better to emulate for the average Jumper. Hashirama has absolutely incredible power and the ability to suppress tailed beasts with his wood release, Tobirama can pull water straight from the air and is a seal master with the ability to develop complex and powerful techniques like Hiraishin and Edo Tensei which allow you to move instantaneously and revive the dead as loyal servants respectively.

Reminder that most dead worlds a jumper visits are like that because of them.

Some of the scenarios let you get that level I believe.

#JumperDinduNuffin

How many /jc/ hashtags is that now.

So what is your Jumper's theme?

>and is a seal master with the ability to develop complex and powerful techniques like Hiraishin and Edo Tensei which allow you to move instantaneously and revive the dead as loyal servants respectively
He's also absolute shit at them. It's canon that every time he tries to claim ownership of someone's superpowered jutsu he really just made an inferior prototype that someone else turned into an actual practical weapon. That's why it's Minato or Naruto or Kabuto or whoever that have the reputation for using these awesome jutsu, instead of him. He didn't really have them.

Note to self: A fried egg is a terrible thing to eat before bed.

I've got like forty minutes before bed and I'm at a loss for a second DA capstone, so I wanted to ask real quick on what you folks thought of these two ideas
>Capstone related to changing your body to naturally generate supernatural powers/things besides magecraft. Kinda on the fence on that?
>Bump Reality Marble down to 600 and make it the other capstone
>Other capstone ideas?

I'm just spitballing at this point since I haven't touched the doc and probably won't untiI get home tomorrow.

>A fried egg is a terrible thing to eat before bed.

I can think of, like, seven other options that are a lot worse.

Turn your trip on, Nubee.

>Capstone related to changing your body to naturally generate supernatural powers/things besides magecraft. Kinda on the fence on
What, you mean like spontaneously waking up with new powers? Eh, I dunno.

It's a new thread and I forgot to put it back on after last thread.

Wait, when have I been shitting on people? I try to stay cordial when talking about people, even those I generally dislike.

Wait, really? Why? Isn't the Jump supposed to be framed around you basically be a fresh graduate?

Almost consistently soul stuff, horror, monsters, heroes, weapons and making stuff. Bad guy and spooky aesthetics are just really cool to me, I admire heroes greatly and try to emulate them, and I straight up just really enjoy writing up Jumpchain projects, especially weapons.

>Wait, really? Why? Isn't the Jump supposed to be framed around you basically be a fresh graduate?
Well yeah, they're scenario rewards. You have to earn that power, you don't start with it.

>Bump Reality Marble down to 600 and make it the other capstone
I like this one.

Oh, well alright.

Suuuuuuuuure. You just forget. That's all. Totally.

>Wait, really? Why? Isn't the Jump supposed to be framed around you basically be a fresh graduate?
Some of the scenarios start you out way higher.

>I try to stay cordial when talking about people

With your name on, sure.

More through research and self-mutation after getting access to said ability - that's kind of an inherent trait of Dead Apostles but it mostly has to do with Magecraft and Reality Marbles. Wasn't too stoked on the idea after thinking about it at length, hence why I'm on the fence for it.
Fair point. What was the third-worst you've tried, user? I wish to hear this tale of woe.
Noted.

>Bump Reality Marble down to 600 and make it the other capstone
Eh, isn't that a bit too good compared to the others?

I dress to kill. Sometimes literally.

Defining the possible and impossible. My build is heavily focused on buffing and debuffing. Over time, and with the help of perks like Ordinary Man that allow me to keep developing skills without limit, it's gotten to the point where I can casually redefine what is and isn't possible, with only the most powerful enemies able to deny me. My own direct personal power is itself pretty good, but a large majority of my success in conflicts comes from the fact that opponents can't make any meaningful action to oppose me.

Is there anything that would prevent you from dying if you lose all your Chakra (Naruto)?

Not really. It's strong but some of the other capstones are pretty crazy too.

The middle one, I guess? Not even sure what that first thing is based on other than the whole bodily RM thing.

Ninjanon said all you need is the Senju Bloodline, Wood Release, You Have Reserves, Ninjutsu Specialist and I think that's it.

Rolling with the punches.

>Fate/ GO
>my opponents can't make any meaningful action to oppose me
Frankly, you sound like someone who uses multiple Val jumps.

Not being a pussy who dies just because they should.

>What was the third-worst you've tried

Week-old cheesecake, after the person who made it conveniently forgot to mention that the cream cheese they'd used had expired.

As to answer the legitimate question: Only thing I can see working without delving into OC bollocks is bumping the RM to capstone level.

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That might give the potential but I don't think you'd have anything close to him. You'd also probably need the Trasnmigrant boost that Hashirama was running off.

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Haven't started yet but I have two ideas kicking around in my head. The first one is creating my own pantheon and going the god route. The second one is remaining human no physiology perks.

I'm a murderer. The worst these worlds will see.

It does, but I had already planned to add a discount to Reality Marble for Dead Apostles and it was already an odd duck being an 800 point perk in a jump mostly 1/1/2/2/4/4/6/6 after the update with some general perks. My OCD made me worried I'd have to make other 'super capstone' or such for the other backgrounds, because otherwise it's the only 800 perk that does so - I didn't even plan on discounting Mystic Eyes of Desu Perhapson.

Of course I could just leave it as a general 800 perk that DAs get a discount on, since the end price is the same either way, but that also looks weird.

So far the capstones include being a super assassin, a huge buff to any and all supernatural powers (which is most abilities outside of 'normal' jumps), having a physical body that can't die, a chicken-and-egg respawn system that involves bodyjacking and keeping the body/leftovers, being a supernatural-proof picture perfect liar, making DA-punching robutts...the biggest advance of RM over those is that it's more customizable and a bit more rare.
Alright, that's two for the capstone 600 option.
YIKES. Yeah, that'd do it. I've had expired dairy before. It was like my insides had formed a very confused chestburster that wasn't sure where the exit was. It hurt. A lot.

Also, three noted.

Do you still have that pastebin with the human stuff?

Frankly, you sound like somebody who doesn't have fun.

Mass transit and the question of whether the world can really be made a better place in any objective sense.

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A couple. Though I tend to avoid the big instant-reward options like going God in DYN Freaks. I'm fine with getting help from perks, but I still want to do the actual power growth on my own. I like the idea of sculpting myself towards godhood more than I do just being a god.

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SUBTLETY!

Shootin Stuff and being a punchbag

Ice and a big fucking sword.

I think this picture sums things up nicely.

Love and Justice!

That is to say, try to be a better person than the asshole I am, and have fun along the way.

That might be used to emulate him, but not get on his level at the start of the Jump. That's also not right though, since Hashirama was a weapon master, had sage mode and several other things of note.

That first one sounds pretty cool considering thats one of the DAs main things, but I understand if you'd have reservations about it.

FAST BOI

Satsuki was able to become a DA instantly and overcome the normally large time and transformation gap required to reach that point through raw ability. Maybe a capstone that allows you to replicate the same function to more rapidly reach new stages of evolution or supernatural power/being once you start down that path?

What would the first one do, what effects are you thinking? I like internal alchemy, it's a fun concept, but it needs to be well-defined. I guess that's why you're on the fence?

She also developed a reality marble in like, a year or two of becoming a Dead Apostle.

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He can't have survived that!
>

Even if you're covered in wounds, even if you're all alone.
Keep going.

Mostly being able to have your body use certain abilities/energies innately instead of needing to draw off a formula or a source - but that's really hard to define and expanding a canon property to include OC is something I've had hit-or-miss success with...and admittedly I'm trying to avoid perks that need in-depth explanations or rulings outside of perk text.

Admittedly I just wing it whenever folks ask me stuff most of the time unless an in-canon incident is being cited. Folks can do what they want as long as it's interesting to their chains when it comes to fanwank, far as I think.

Oooh, that's a good one. If I end up keeping RM's original price, I'll go with that.

Being a witch and studying magic. I typically take in characters I like as apprentices and/or help them out by being a supporting mentor-type figure. Sometimes I'll even act as a shopkeeper and sell things that will help them out or offer to power them up in exchange for resources or completing errands. Either way I'm an incredibly powerful witch and goddess of magic (who consciously seals her own divine power) and I mostly observe things and rarely interfere in events directly, although I'm certainly not impartial and I'll help the people that I like.

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It apparently is right, since Ninjanon detailed what you would need to build him and Madara Uchiwawa. But yeah, you'd still be twelve year old Hashirama and need time to reach his level.

Dead Apostles developing reality marbles is relatively common, even if we don't include Satsuki (she's an absurd outlier when it comes to Dead Apostle progression) - A reality marble itself isn't necessarily extremely powerful, most simply redefine the rules by which things work rather than being a direct application of power.
To use Satsuki's RM as an example, draining the mana from an area would have very little effect on a modern magus (which relies on od) or most mystic/pure eyes (again, od-reliant.) On the other hand, it would be severely detrimental to spirits or a magus/witch relying on formalcraft or divine words (both of which use mana rather than od.)

Wait, I'm confused now. Is TATARI still going to be a thing, or not, or being folded back into the RM perk or what?

Folded into RM. It'll still be there, just won't be its own option or fluff. You can still get Beast Lair or TATARI by purchasing it, though.

Just out of curiosity, when you're doing a jump for one entry of a series, but future entries expand or clarify upon something present in the part you're making a jump for... should you make the jump as though that information didn't exist and whatever you're offering functions as presented in the prior work, or should you account for the new stuff? To be clear, these are different series/titles, sequels rather than further "arcs" or whatever like a jump made for an ongoing property.

Is anyone writing a novel-length thing based on their chain?
Yoro's is pretty good, and I kind of want to read more.

Quickly sum up your Jumper's character arc.

I pretty much want to turn my Jumper into The Thing, with as much shapeshifting abilities as possible.

I'm free and happy and wild. I want others to be free and happy and wild.

>Wait, really? Why? Isn't the Jump supposed to be framed around you basically be a fresh graduate?

75% of the protagonists are also fresh graduates.

So we getting UQ Holder now or nah?

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Val's busy right now. Hopefully she will be for a bit longer.

Cosmic janitor.

I wander the multiverse, patching holes in reality, sweeping demons and other critters out of peoples homes, showing prospective heroes how not to be idiots, and generally leaving worlds better than I found them.