>Genetically gifted in their massive size and strength >Fearless >They hunt in packs and care for their own kind >Rape and pillage any village or town whenever they want >Their rage in battle makes them even more powerful >Use one of the deadliest melee weapons in any medieval-fantasy settings >They fight until their last breath
Any other race are a bunch of fucking pussies. Mages can't even use their stupid flimsy magic book. All we do is throw a fucking axe at you and you're split in half like fucking stupid bitches.
Don't give me that mumbo jumbo crap on "negotiations" because fuck negotiations. We want something we will kill you for it. Humans and Elves are so fucking hesitant because they let fear dictate their actions. Especially Elves. Elves are a bunch of pale-skinned pointy eared retards who think they can talk their way into anything.
Humans just mooch off other races and kiss ass so they feel relevant.
Fucking Dwarves have manlet syndrome so they build stupid mechanical shit to feel good about themselves. But all of that shit is so breakable we just smash it to smithereens and then their heads.
Face it, Orcs are fucking superior in numbers and strength and you can never defeat an Orc army.
Prove me wrong.
Brandon White
I mean, this is all well and good as long as your setting is permanently frozen in time and the more intelligent races don't industrialize and create weapons and armors that make battleaxes ineffective.
Ryan Miller
>Don't give me that mumbo jumbo crap on "negotiations" because fuck negotiations. empires are not built on military force alone, they're built by having the diplomatic and administrative ability to manage large amounts of resources and keep people from different cultures allied together in a productive way. Raiding an pillaging your surroundings will always be less productive than bringing all the surrounding lands under your banner, and then the latter will crush the prior with superior numbers and resources.
Colton Hall
>You can never defeat an orc army Normally don't have to, just kill the chief and then the infighting wipes out the rest.
Landon Morgan
>fantasy niggers >superior
pick one
Brayden Harris
Nice try. Look at every zombie scenario and you don't need "negotiations" to have a massive army of hungry assholes wanting to eat your flesh. Zombies just chase you down and you're dead.
This is nothing different than Orcs. Try again.
Brody Jones
>>/pol/ >>/trash/
Aaron Garcia
You're obviously not including Warcraft-style orcs, so no superiority for you.
Cameron Anderson
(You)
Jose James
>first poster references the real world >OP's response references The Walking Dead
Carter Long
Could I have the original image without the board letters?
Josiah Sanders
>laughs in hobgoblin
Blake Lewis
>Prove me wrong. Last campaign I was in, we defeated the orcs. Turns out when you play D&D, all that shit you brought up is mostly just fluff noise and has nothing to do with how effective things are in actual rules. Oh, by the way, I’ve been proving you wrong since 2e D&D. Not even trying to, you were just wrong over and over again before you even popped your question, probably even before the condom failure that gave rise to you happened.
Jacob Fisher
Killed zombie hordes too. Damn dude, maybe you wanna not play D&D? Giving us problems that can be solved by hitting them is not a great way to prove how badass the problems are in D&D, of any edition honestly.
Joshua Phillips
>Pale-skinned humans trying this hard
Yeah, anyone can kill zombies but you're still outnumbered and the majority of zombie stories already has a ravaged world of zombies.
Nice try you pointy-eared faggot. Orcs are just the same and you may take our kind down, but we come back double in numbers to murder all of you stupid fucking humans and elves. Faggot.
Ethan Cox
This. Or create magic/alchemical innovations.
Sebastian Bennett
I have something better. I have the source. It's "Bayan" by Vasnetsov.
Ayden Lee
>orcfags consider this to be strong
Dylan Harris
Playing a Halflng Monk dude.
Jonathan Morris
> Genetically gimped in their creativity and cunning > Foolishly fearless and gullible. > Their "care for their own kind" lasts up until the moment one of them gets hungry, drunk, tired, or bored. > Rape and pillage every village, so they are killed on sight by any civilized races. > Their rage in battle makes them even more gullible > Use meelee weapons because they clearly want to look like pincushons by the end of the battle. > They fight until their last breath except when they are not overwhelming the enemy - then they run.
And by the way, we have talked our way to get the alliance with humans, dwarves, and halflings who will help us get you extinct.
Hudson Brown
>dedicated jobber race 100:1 casualty numbers on a victory arent something to be proud of
Eli Ramirez
WE DONT WANNA GO TO WAR TODAY BUT THE LORD OF THE LASHES SAYS "NAY NAY NAY"
John Taylor
nope Zombies replenish their numbers by spreading the infection Orcs do not
Chase Robinson
survival is for pussies
Jackson Hughes
I fucking hate orcs, doesn't matter what incarnation of orcs they are, something about how they are portrayed always rubs me the wrong way without fail and makes me hate them with a passion.
Xavier James
Fuck off pointy and round eared faggot.
Carter Wood
>All we do is throw a fucking axe at you and you're split in half like fucking stupid bitches. Good luck with that, I'm invisible and flying.
Joshua Cooper
Do you hate black people too?
Michael Baker
>living above ground >laughsindwarven.png
Grayson Young
I knew that dwarf fags and elf fags were a thing, but this might be the first orc fag thread I've seen.
Evan Kelly
>Relying on others
Truly the "SUPERIOR RACE" right?
Grayson Walker
Yes they're a HUEG dumb race with retard strength but they always seem to come back no matter what war or conflict they're in. They're an odd bunch.
Michael Baker
orcs fucking RULE
Joseph Flores
When did Orcs go from awfully clever subterranean raiders to brutish big 'ole green rage machines? Sure they've always been stronger than humans, but the difference was 3d6 vs 3d6+1. Orcs aren't uncivilized enough to be barbarians, they're raiders who have a culture of combat.