Tower of time dilation

What's the downside?

I’d enter the tower, where I’d train both the arcana, all the gathered knowledge and in the basement I’d have a sword- and spear- training chamber.
By the time I left the Tower I’d be centuries old, yet I’d long have had mastered the magic of eternal life and youth.
But after I played a bit with my overpower and gotten my petty revenges, would doing anything in a world above wich I tower, if I may say so, so much have any meaning? When I have a bulletproof method of outcompeting anyone, even the power loses its meaning

tower of your mom's vag dilation is what i call my dick lmao

Burn

BROADWAY YOU SAY?
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Alternatively:

>put fresh gouda in tower
>a few days later, 36 month aged gouda
Fuck yeah I would.

>Would you?

I mean, give me some lube and I'll make a go of it, but I can't say for sure I can manage it.

>sci fi
>time dilation
I assume it's moving at a significant fraction of C, so I just wait until it passes by.

Alternatively:
>come back next day
>bucket is full of dust

I can imagine this tower being abused to make wine.

Vade retro Satana

Just a space station perpetually riding the just off the event horizon of a black hole at .9c

Fuck naw man
I've heard Pushin' the Speed of Light
I'm not up for that

Thats not how velocity works.

I know, and I don't care. Rule of cool.

Best used as a storage for perishable goods, depending on how much slower time is inside the tower.

It's also a neat way to travel to the far future of 2015.

I already will have done it.

>tower of neovaginal dilation

Depends on how strong the effects are.

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