How would you put a fresh spin on ancient egypt?

y'all got any cool egyptian warrior type character art?

Have you tried not playing Ancient Egypt?

>What is it about yellow eyes that make women look sexy as fuck?

I fixed that for you friend.

this one has a prettier face than the real one but the body not so much

How about you make them white? weren't they largely greek at one point?

Just yugioh shit, sorry

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>Yellow eyes and dark sclera together

No they were ruled by greeks in Ptolemaic Egypt, but that didn't mean a mass genocide of Egyptians followed by a mass migration of Greeks to the area.

The upper class under Ptolemaic rule yes. But for most of history Egyptians have been Egyptian. That is they were their own thing and comparing them to blacks or whites is as retarded as trying to debate whether Jews are Black or white.

There are black jews tho

Dark Sclera is trying to hard in my eyes, better to not have it at all and have the color of the pupil dominate the visible regions of the eyes like a real predator

>tfw nonsummerjack will not do porn in her cosplay

Feels bad, man

That's because Ethiopians are Jewaboos

Monstergirl God-Queens

Maid RPG

ancient egyptian maids resurrected by the master in hopes of knowing more about egypt in exchange of showing them how the modern world works, and the maids think the master is a pharaoh

This one actually looks a lot better. Her mouth doesn't look retarded and this one has actual curves.

Stop posting the exact same thread with the exact same set of images.

Like the quebecois with france

Wait what
>retconSG-1
Don’t you fucking dare hollywood

Play it straight but actually research shit you uninspired faggot

Alternatively, ancient resurrected master, ordinary mortal maids.

Not even, at least Quebecois are descended from French dregs and a bunch of french mail order wives. Ethiopians just decided to be Jews randomly

How would you put a fresh spin on being banned?

save up like $300 and literally go fuck her yourself

Ayyo hol' up
You finna say Ethiopians wuz the original kangz 'n shiet?

So why not just play off that a little and make it some kind of greek/egypt mix n match

>Dark Sclera is trying to hard in my eyes
heh

Imthey weren’t even Arab, since that happened under the Islamic conquests.

Try having a wider variety of locales besides desert. Verdant farmlands fed by canals, the great sea, mountain ranges, canyons, jungles, volcanic wasteland, etc. Egypt today is much more desert than it was way backwhen.

Also do a ton of monster girls.
Or do Egypt under Roman, Christian, or Islamic rule.

Christian Egypt would be dope

It was also the last form of ancient Egypt too before the Islamic conquests Arabized it.

without using fapbait to fuel the "innovation" process

>A fair portion of the population doesn't wear clothes at all
>Even the people who do wear very skimpy clothing because it's always so damn hot
>Any female that isn't married is fair game
>Possibly any male as well, although anal sex is certainly taboo
It's literally fapbait: the setting. What's left if you take it all out? Just some pyramids and mummies?

m8 it's actually even sadder than that

archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/fresh spin/type/op/

A religion obsessed with death.
Monstergirls.
A very centralized empire.
God-Kings.
A fuckton of gold.
Cool hieroglyphics.
A desert setting that isn’t Arabian nights.
Black people.

>Black people.
You're thinking of the Nubians, who are basically very similar to ancient Egyptians, but further South, and actually black.

>all those replies
Motherfucker is doing something right, makes it worse when real threads die with less than 30 replies

Seasons of floods and drought with little in between. (or otherwise fucked up natural events)

I feel like I'm in hell.
Like it's Groundhog Day but there's nothing I can do to change the outcome. I'm just gonna read the same fucking thread over and over like a modern Sisyphus.

It's an incredibly open-ended prompt usually with a titilating or fandom pic. No shit they get replies.

Have you considered not reading the thread?
How's that image go? "I purposefully went into a thread full of things I don't like and now I'm upset! How could this be happening to me?"

Welcome to Veeky Forums circa 2008 and ever after. Although discussion across all boards has massively degenerated since moot and any semblance of active moderation left.

Here you go, senpai

Look at the bright side - if it gets any worse it might actually make us quit.

Too bad the prospective elsewheres are so slow. Not that being so is in any way a negative. Still one can only suggest one does what one can and start a new thread of your own (as much as this is the meme answer); then pray that people respond to it rather than the latest bait and/or magical realm thread.

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I just feel sad about where Veeky Forums as a whole has gone in the last two or three years. This was always a degree of separation away from the regular internet. It still is in some parts, at some times, with some topics etc. but in many other ways it's become more of a magnification of the shit on the regular net now.

Non-perverted non-retarded brainstorming thread, for all your needs

Children's card games

Can we just turn this into an Egyptian/Mesopotamian/Arabian cheesecake thread since it's worthless otherwise?

Won't stop the prudes from filling space on this thread tho, their fun is not in "a clean safe Veeky Forums", it's in telling you you're having the wrong type of fun.
It's their fetish

Crazy-ass myths. As in, really, Egypt to us seems tripping balls insane in this regard (it's probably half a problem of sources, but they were pretty mad as they apparently were to us).
A liberal use of the land of the dead. I'd venture to say it's how I would do fantasy Egypt, adventurers are some kind of mix between navvy seals, ambassadors and relic hunter, officially sanctioned by the authorities of botht the living and the dead world.
Writing is magic.

>believes a scam website

Children's card games with giant stone tablets

Honest answer is make a culture that’s egyptian in a sci-fi data worshiping sense. Have things like pyramid shaped server farms simulating worlds or galaxies, or have ai tombs ala the epitaph map in halo 3.

The difficulty in finding places that still have that buffer is that people eventually gravitate towards the point of efficiency, as they are both driven by need for quality and popularity. Veeky Forums for the longest time had this, being the first majorly successful imageboard in the west and with the warding reputation made it ideal, however this balance most likely came about as a matter of luck. Which is unfortunate because it makes it difficult to replicate communities; infinitechan may be the only successful so far in this endeavour, as many other smaller sites end up rapidly dying as they don't have enough people migrating in one go to sustain satisfaction. If there is another exodus, as is looking likely after Hiroshima Nagasaki implemented dangerous adware last month, one would have to create a community at the precise time and advertise it well enough that it is engaged but still retains the secret-clubness. If one we're to go about making an imageboard one would need three core elements: a management team, a funding team and a programming team. And to gather such a group would be quite difficult with the general disposition of imageboard populations.

I think it’s also due to how they were ok with writing new lore into their mythology, and had a half-dozen different sources for it. Probably as a side effect for how big and old the civilization was.

They’re all Egyptian God themed animal Futa girls.

She's average enough to be for hire. I'm inclined to believe the cosplay is just an advertisement for her other services. Maybe she loves to fuck AND dress up because she's a nerd, so she gets paid to do both?

>delicious brown curvy chaste girls with that weird hime shortcut, gold christ-centric jewelry all over
>valorous and righteous white knights
I can make that work

The director and crew have said "SG1 takes the property to places we never intended. With our new films, we'll show what was supposed to happen."

Yeah but she aint gonna fly all the way from Japan to LA to fuck gaijin for a measly 300 bucks when she can easily do it in Japan for much more. She's even confirmed the website is fake on her twitter.

I personally think infinitechan is garbage: it's just a concentrated version of a particular strain of shit from here. I don't think you'll be able to replicate what made Veeky Forums such an interesting place for discussion for a good 4-5 years except by accident.

I wasn't implying she'd travel. Unless that's something the site says. In which case yeah, that sounds like bull. I've heard people talk about the site just saying it was offering her services. I assumed it was standard fare. But I wouldn't be shocked to find out she does escort work.

Apparently the point is that
a) we mostly have, oddly enough, "specialist" sources (as in, texts from the scribes, not folklore like it generally is)
b) priests didn't give a fuck about metaphoric myths distinguished from "real" myths

Shit is balls, honestly, a FANTASTIC religion for inveting adventuring sheaningans - but I don't think our idea of Egypt is very similar.

Alas, copts seems to have been relatively quick to go for the covered and chaste (AKA basically modern arab) look. They probably were already more clothed during (pagan) roman times.

Veeky Forums just needs mods that do their fucking job to a draconian degree.
I remember back in the old days on /b when some guy got banned for saying he prefers regular milk over chocolate. If you pulled that today all the immigrants would scream censorship and admin abuse.

>it might actually make us quit
Careful what you wish for because that's happened before, go check out /asp/ if you wanna see what a board with a mod high off his own farts looks like.

>Black people.
WE WUZ PLAENSWALKAZ N SHIIET

alright folks pack it up, thread over

>letting /pol/ ruin threads
Oh you. If you can ignore the hum of an overhead light you can ignore /pol/. Not even worthy of background noise.

>when some guy got banned for saying he prefers regular milk over chocolate.
What rule could that possibly be breaking?

>Drew Carey.jpg

Just post more cheesecake, fuck

leave the Archons out of this

The Egyptian afterlife is a real and physical place, but the politics of maintaining that afterlife, and the exclusivity/integrity of embalming, are always on the verge of causing a class war.

So SG-1?

At this point, I could go with a different version of this thread. There's got to be some Greek, Roman, or Japanese themed cheesecake you could start the next one with.

meso-america sound good?

Whatever floats your boat, man.

The answer to any of those questions is just going to be "later seasons of SG-1" though.

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This can only end poorly. I only wonder just how poorly.

>user's indian vacation

needs color

"Ancient Egypt" was all a dream.

Make it shitty. Good job mtg

Put a fresh spin on my dick.and balls, "worldbuilding" fags

Back in the old days, getting bans on /b/ were just a luck of the draw.
There were entire threads of stupid reasons for bans, and even false ban messages just for fun.

Before that, Veeky Forums was infamous for moderators who roamed the boards and banned anyone for shits and giggles before moot pushed said mods to only ban for no reason on /b/.

This

People who complain about Veeky Forums moderation now clearly never used early Veeky Forums