This guy just counterspelled your 7th level Banishment. What do?

This guy just counterspelled your 7th level Banishment. What do?

Cast another Banishment. Possibly a third. Sorcerer spontaneous casting mothafuckaa

Okay, Xykon.

Cast Geas, make a wisdom save or become my slave please. DC 18

Put that glorified hooka pipe up his ass.

get my skeletons to stab him in the face.

Charisma your way out of the motherfucker.

>Critical Role
>Scanlan

Never before has their been a more overrated show with a more overrated character. He's a fucking Bard - they're all OP. He never came close to abusing his class like he could have.

You spend a whole minute casting that? Pretty sure he could just leave

Smash his face whit my sword, im a lvl 18 warrior/12 rogue

>not following at a close distant while angrily preparing the spell for 1 whole minute

You are doing wizard incorrectly.

Step behind pilar, ready action to cast polymorph on him when I step out.
Can't be counterspelled since it's already been cast.
Discintegrate.

RIP Scanlan.

Move 61 feet away and do it again.

Can we please just acknowledge that Laura is a literal semen demon, good lord.

Cast Fist.

>im a lvl 18 warrior/12 rogue
Gee, didnt know they handed out 7th level spells to martial classes these days

Break his legs

Punch him.

Run

Stop casting spells and go hit him with my natural touch attack.

People liked him because of Sam. Not because he was a dope bard.

Shoot him in the dick.
>calleh johnson
That's right captcha, a called shot to the johnson.

Counterspell his counterspell. What now?

shoot him with my thundercannon

shoot him with my thundercannon

As revenge I'd start casting a high level teleport spell to force him to burn his only 9th level spell so that he can't cast wish later to save his friend's life.

shoot him with my thundercannon

Marry his daughter and occasionally force him into conversations about the bed wrecking sex we have every night

/qst/

Divine intervention and win.

Counterspell him right back! While making a scathing comment about his actions leading to his daughter basically becoming an alcoholic/ why people hate him.

Then show him why a Swords Bard is called a Swords Bard.

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>Double-check Core Exxet
Uhhh... No he didn't? Banishing shit's not a spell, GM. That being said, I alert Deitrich that we've got a practitioner of foul sorcery here, and attempt my Pankration grapple.

Banishment costs a spell slot. Therefore it is a spell.

Taking a negative level costs you your highest spell slot, are you going to say that taking a negative level is a spell?

Smack him in the face with a stick. Repeat banishment.

Are you even playing 5e mate?

Look, I double-checked the original Spanish book, nothing about "spell slots"
No?

I'd shove it up there sideways, but that's just me.

He's holding it wrong. The left hand should be the one nearer the mouthpiece.

he looks like a faggot so I send my disposable meat shield to kill him. I'm not gonna waste spells on a faggot.