This is your party: a gnome shaman, a half-elf bard, and a human necromancer

This is your party: a gnome shaman, a half-elf bard, and a human necromancer.

Do you have what it takes to lead them to greatness?

They're all boys, aren't they.

I assure you they are girls.

No.

Does it matter if they are

I quit the adventuring gig and get a reality show, because there's plenty of potential content in having that trio of clearly different mofos hanging around me.

Audiences will be on the edges of their fucking seats to see who ends up with whom.


Spoiler: I orchestrate shit so they all end up together after several seasons of plotting and teasing.

There are so many good girls, and these are the three you pick?

They are all little girls, who are also Idols.

I don't play that shit Cinderella game, but I looked over every girl and chose who I would waifu anyway.

Mika a shit and a whore by the way.

The group's getting railbapped by the DM, right?

I WILL SHOW THEM THE GREATNESS OF CHAOS AND THE POWER OF THE BLOOD GOD OFFERS THEM. MUAHAHAHAHA

So long as they are willing to bring a little light back to this dark world, I can guarantee it.

Sachiko is literally the cutest ever. So I'll just let her charm everyone.

NO. NO BAPPING.

>Last character was basically Reinhardt from Overwatch
>ProudGrandpaIntensifies.webm

Pretty sure Slaanesh called dibs already

Sachiko is the cutest!

Why are a gnome and an elf same height?

Why does Veeky Forums cling on to all the worst aspects of anime?

Because Veeky Forums is the worst aspects of humanity gathered in one place?

Elf like santa's little helpers, not elf like Legolas

No, trust me. I checked. Thoroughly. No feminine benis, all pure and puffy.

>no tank
>no striker dps at all

We fucked

Am I allowed to lightly bap the middle one whenever she looks at me in a way I don't particularly like?

Yes, but only in the pre-designated areas.

Sure.
Session 2 begins 25 years after session 1.

I have what it takes to lead them to the garbage, which is the rightful home of all moeblob pedoshit

Leave the game since it's not for me

>human necromancer
Assuming DnD rules 1/3 of the party is already evil, this isn't gonna go well.

Oh shit, oh damn, I was waiting for this!

DEAR STRANGER ARE YOU ADVENTURING ALONE? PERHAPS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ADVENTURES BUT WANT TO TRY NEVERTHELESS?
MEET YOUR NEW COMPANIONS, THE CHARMING TRIO!
THOSE BUMBLING LITTLE WOMEN WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME QUESTING AND ADVENTURING! THEY SUMMON, THEY CHUCK EVOCATION, SING AND ANNOY ENEMIES TO DEATH, RAISE THEM AND DESTROY THEM AGAIN.
ALL WHILE BEING ADORABLE, ONLY PARTLY COMPETENT AND DEFINITELY PULLING YOUR HEARTSTRINGS. COMEDY, WHOLESOMNESS, TENSION AND GOOD TIMES GUARANTEED
(Safety only partly guaranteed. While the party is watched by an experienced adventurer, safety of "The Charming Trio" takes precedense)
DO COME, AND HIRE THEM.
WHO KNOWS, PERHAPS THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU!
(30%price cut for recurring clients)

From left to right:
Ork player, Slaanesh Daemons player, and Death Guard/Night Lords player.

>Ork player
This is worryingly accurate.