>Your party discovers this in a dungeon
Your party discovers this in a dungeon
James Clark
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Carter Rivera
>upon being picked up, it speaks only once in a ear straining voice
Charles Diaz
>"Dis will help us find de wae, bruddas"
Jason Jenkins
>it must be cursed, get the 10ft pole
Jaxson Edwards
>inside the mouth is a bundle of parchment featuring crude drawings of sexual intercourse between brightly coloured hedgehog people, and a unremarkable amnythest ring
Nicholas Stewart
WATER CLEANSES THE FLESH, FIRE CLEANSES THE SOUL
Logan Hall
Welp, nice dungeon but GOTTA GO, FAST!
KILL ME
Colton Butler
I laughed
Angel Wood
That's probably the only time I would ever metagame. There's no way in hell I would pick that up.
Christian Young
>The party member who picks it up begins referring to random things with strange pseudonyms.
>Also develops an irrational disdain for preserved cucumbers.
Christopher Martin
Best post of the thread
Tyler Bennett
> "You shouldn't have stopped running."
> "Now it's too late."
Isaac Ward
Touching it causes The Man In The Pickle Suit to home in on you. Unless the curse can be passed on to another he will prevent you from getting sex.
Andrew Clark
I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD
Brandon Green
>you immediately gain the Rage Class feature of the Barbarian
Jacob Parker
Don't forget
>Vials of human blood
>Labeled "Potion of Cure Homosexuallity"
Christian Williams
Totem of Degeneracy
Legendary item
When you come within 30 feet of this item your intelligence drops by two points and you have disadvantage on all Charisma checks. When you are in this area of affect you are immune to electricity damage and effects and trolls lose their regeneration ability. If you spend at least twenty-four hours a week within the area of affect you gain the hoarding trait and your speed increases by five feet. If your character has an obsession with cleanliness then you lose this trait. This affect wears off if you spend more then a week away from the totem.
Xavier Perez
I would unironically play a short ugandan knuckles campaign.
Especially if it was some kind of spiritual journey about seeking enlightenment and purpose in life, expressed as "de wae". It'd probably culminate in confrontation with the head of a false Wae cult (wae of the devil?).
Jaxon Howard
obviously cursed, potently
Bentley Morris
It's- It's menacing me with spikes!
Camden Kelly
That second part made me think of Sinistar for some reason
Juan Thompson
I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did
Grayson Phillips
Informed my DM that this is what my Alchemist's Jug looks like, he threatened to kick me
Andrew Wilson
Cursed image 3:23
John Davis
I HUNGAR
*ear rape noises*
Xavier Nguyen
I set fire to the clearly cursed object.
Jackson Gonzalez
Yikes
Lucas Hall
Ethan Lewis
De BBEG will be de False Queen. We will spit de ebola on her. Tfu tfu tfu tfu tfu.
Luis Lopez
We will teach her de wae. De wae o de deval.
Caleb Bell
I leave the table because obviously the dm hasnt grown up yet, and i do t game with memeing children, aka all of Veeky Forums
Hunter Evans
>one user payed 10k$ for it, so he could preserve it for future generations
Luke Russell
>sell for 1500 gp