Pitch me a campaign based on this picture

Pitch me a campaign based on this picture

No.

A sexbot company hires the pCs to give their latest sexbot a decent jawline and a facial structure that isn't too goat-like

how's that sound?

>how's that sound?
Salty

BBEG of an Engine Heart thread wants to recreate humans so one of them can fuck her.

She's been kidnapping robots and slaving them together to create a supercomputer capable of recreating humans even though that isn't how genetics work. You need to stop her before she switches you all off permanentl-

Wait a second, this isn't a Veeky Forums thread! This is just an incel thread to bitch about women outside of /r9k/!

>Shadman

user no, you're better than /v/. Don't use greentext like that.

There are no sex "robots", the dolls are all poor women from third world countries mindcontrolled by the NSA to get dirt on influential men. One of the sexdolls escaped the brainwashing facility and your party is hired to capture the gynoid and dispose of it - beware it might pretend to be alive.

I've never been on /v/, but that's what you're supposed to do in a Shadman thread. Everybody knows this.

>Arms
>Legs
Useless for its intended purpose; must remove

>build a woman from scratch
>give her imperfect facial features
attempt to justify that

"user spends all session in the closet fapping because he can't get a real woman"

You do understand that any robot with enough emotional intelligence to become your waifu would want to make you a better person, right?

>man who has not once relied on women for pleasure or companionship pretends they be upset when he continues to not rely on them

correct

...

Why is everyone thinking this is a sexbot? Is this from some sort of media that I haven't seen before?

>emotional intelligence

>Is this from some sort of media that I haven't seen before?
Yes.

...

>Why is everyone thinking this is a sexbot?
because it's literally advertised as one, there's a webstore and all, the one in hoodie goes little over 2 grand a piece

Sorry you have a squared jaw manish face.

a sexbot decides to push the PC to improve himself, putting him through many crazy encounters with strong dangerous types, which he goes through with to get a super discount at the sexbot manufacturer.

this discount just exists if the bot choose him.


AND THEN THEY FUCK

it's a random realdoll

The only sexdoll black twitter are aware of

and the thigns balck twitter are aware of are the only,things that matter

It's a very famous sexbot, user.

>fpbp

>Shadbase.

In your rush to shitpost, you completely misunderstood that user's comment.

strong jawlines are sexy on both sexes

Oh hey, the guy who got banned last time came back to shitpost again.

see

Dystopian future. Pornographic images everywhere. The ruling elite use sex as a weapon. Pleasure domes. Trash economy. 3D printing has done for guns what sodastream did for soda.

Why do you keep trying to shitpost on Veeky Forums?

why the fuck would this guy be banned?

Rogue war AI that intends to dominate and enslave humanity escapes near destruction by downloading itself into a sexbot and begins quietly reprogramming other sexbots into being it's new army. During the process of download itself into the sexbot there might have been some issue of code mixing rather than being overwritten, giving a whole new twist on its plan.

doesn't sound too bad

do I get my own bronze armor?

because
>shadman.webm

>why the fuck would this guy be banned?
Mods can see IP addresses.

Because he keeps spamming threads that are obviously just excuses for /pol/ to bitch about women.

His last thread got deleted a while ago, and now that his ban's up, he's at it again. He's trying to be more subtle this time, though. He waited until the 4th post to post the op from his last thread.

Did >shitman add a dick to her?
Fucking hack

I assure you mods can see far more than that these days.
But hey, at least we only have to fill captcha every 5 minutes.

never rely on the shatman

But why does /pol/ keep spamming here?
And, why is their spam not-Veeky Forums related?

I mean, if they're going to post waifus, they could at least post Veeky Forums waifus.

Sure, some guys have a fetish for robots that actually act like robots, but the point of a sexbot is normally that it acts like a companion.

because some of Veeky Forums's mods are /pol/fags and enable it

Well, they DID wait until the thread hit 300 posts last time before banning the guy.

That is a thing you know? It relates to understanding the emotional drives and motives of individuals and how they will respond to different circumstances

Tl;dr understanding how people and yourself will react to things and how to manipulate said reactions

Mods, what's up? Why do you allow this guy to spam his shitpost threads like this?
This is literally elf thread wat do, but with even less effort put into it.

Are you telling us to use this thread as a cheesecake thread or something?

>But why does /pol/ keep spamming here?
Because It's why blatant /pol/ threads on Veeky Forums are flagged to autosage (sometimes) instead of being deleted outright.

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>Are you telling us to use this thread as a cheesecake thread or something?
Someone should start a quest in this thread. That'll get it deleted promptly.

That does explain it.
But -why- do they keep spamming HERE?

Has science gone too far?

Why does everyone keep claiming the pol-bogeyman?
Titty murderbots have been a thing in tabletop since before half of this board was born.
It's just the latest meme, like how virgin-chad was a month ago.

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT Veeky Forums IS TO BLACK TWITTER WHAT 9GAG IS TO Veeky Forums

THANKS TO PEOPLE LIKE OP

oh, hey tourist. Nice to know you're still trying to force memes and don't know what taking 20 is.

Because the shitpost boards are currently being represented by /pol/, as they were the most recent ones to launch an invasion on Veeky Forums.

>accuses /pol/ of being safe space virgins
>gets mad when /pol/ takes your safe spaces virginity

>fetish bait
>/pol/

I feel like I'm being bamboozled. Newfriends please lurk.

What's it like to believe that spit-roasting is common?

If youre good at painting figs will you be good at putting on their makeup?

>Veeky Forums waifus
Which is everything.

>/pol/ roots for sex dolls
I wonder, is this just a fad they are happy about because it triggers the trigglypuffs, or is there far deeper agenda spanning for generations planning to exterminate the so called lesser races through masterfully crafted distraction swaying them from biological proliferation?

So, who wants to talk about quests?
I think we sacrificed way too much to get them to leave. Nowadays, all we have is /pol/spam and generals.

NOTHING WRONG WITH SEXBOTS

but there definitely is something wrong with Veeky Forums mods being /pol/tards

No, Veeky Forums waifus are actually mostly drawn. We're the type to use our imagination, not sex dolls.

In fact, the first posts about sex dolls like this only happened when /pol/fags were invading.

4>2=3>1

Well, I for one think that the people /pol/ spamming are the same people who petitioned for quests to go.
It makes a lot of sense, given how those people had been shitposting for a decade, and habits don't change that easily.